I was talking to ms on MSN(lol) and then we talked a bit, and then he asked me for a battle with his "fun team". I was like, oh noez, OU, in my head, but I accepted his challenge. When we arrived on the server, I challenged him to our bout of well pogeymonz.
I'll add pics later.
My Choice Team of Standard Shitty Bogginess:
Heracross, Lucario, Garchomp, Metagross, Gliscor, Blissey
Mysterious Stallion's Interesting but homosexual team:
Typhlosion, Msmagius, Hariyama, Milotic, Weezing, Porygon2
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MysteriousStallion sent out Typhlosion (Typhlosion ?).
discord[uber] sent out Heracross (Heracross ?).
discord[uber] switched in Blissey (Blissey ?).
I fucking swear that if I see another fucking fire type lead ever again, I'm going to beat someone. Now Hera can't do shit, and I'm thinking of changing my lead =/
Back on topic, what fucking person on Earth doesn't have Eruption on Typhlosion? I make the really obvious switch.
Typhlosion used Eruption.
Blissey lost 30% of its health.
Blissey's leftovers restored its health a little!
Blissey restored 6% of its health.
Meh, the damage wasn't that bad. I guess I'm going to go for the T-Wave right about now, because if I'm lucky he has nothing to switch into it.
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MysteriousStallion switched in Hariyama (Hariyama ?).
Blissey used Thunder Wave.
Hariyama is paralysed! It may be unable to move!
Blissey's leftovers restored its health a little!
Blissey restored 6% of its health.
Mysterious Stallion and I were talking on MSN at the same time as the battle, so I had a reply to this move that looked like this:
Nick says:
SHIT
Nick says:
SHIT
Nick says:
SHIT
Maybe a Para'd Hari isn't THAT bad, but I know next to nothing about Hari except that it has Cross Chop and Guts =/
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discord[uber] switched in Gliscor (Gliscor ?).
Hariyama used Cross Chop.
Hariyama's attack missed!
This is always a welcome addition to a battle, I should know this.
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Gliscor used Aerial Ace.
It's super effective!
Hariyama lost 37% of its health.
Gliscor lost 10% of its health.
Hariyama used Knock Off.
Hariyama knocked off foe Gliscor's Life Orb!
Gliscor lost 4% of its health.
Hariyama's leftovers restored its health a little!
Hariyama restored 6% of its health.
FUUUUUCK, this (BAN ME PLEASE) has Knock off, why didn't I KNOW that? Because, I'm a moron. Well I guess damaging it in any way possible is the only thing I can do now.
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MysteriousStallion switched in Weezing (Weezing ?).
Gliscor used Aerial Ace.
Weezing lost 13% of its health.
Weezing's Black Sludge restored a little health!
Weezing restored 6% of its health.
Bleh, weezing.
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SePh. has entered the room.
SePh.: hello everybody
MysteriousStallion: hi seph
discord[uber]: hi seph
discord[uber] switched in Blissey (Blissey ?).
Weezing used Hidden Power.
Blissey lost 5% of its health.
Weezing's Black Sludge restored a little health!
Weezing restored 6% of its health.
Blissey's leftovers restored its health a little!
Blissey restored 6% of its health.
Alright it has HP, and if it tried to HP on Gliscor, then it must be, HP ICE!! I was expecting a Wisp or some bullshit like that. Why the fuck do I not know a thing about his team? Am I high? Do I not know what sets UUs run. Has playing like 15 Uber games in a row made me forget OU?
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MysteriousStallion switched in Hariyama (Hariyama ?).
Blissey used Thunder Wave.
But it failed!
Hariyama's leftovers restored its health a little!
Hariyama restored 6% of its health.
Blissey's leftovers restored its health a little!
Blissey restored 6% of its health.
I should have STossed, and you'll see why a bit later.
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MysteriousStallion switched in Mismagius (Mismagius ?).
discord[uber] switched in Gliscor (Gliscor ?).
discord[uber]: shit i don't know the first fucking thing about mismagius
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Mismagius used Substitute.
Mismagius lost 25% of its health.
Mismagius made a substitute!
Gliscor used Knock Off.
It's super effective!
The substitute took damage for Mismagius!
Mismagius's leftovers restored its health a little!
Mismagius restored 6% of its health.
fuckity fuck fuck fucker
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SePh.: it's a ghost
SePh.: with levetate
discord[uber]: thank you
discord[uber]: for the fine info, user: seph
MysteriousStallion: most underrated poke ever
SePh.: I have a badge you know
Mismagius used Calm Mind.
Mismagius's special attack was raised.
Mismagius's special defence was raised.
Gliscor used Knock Off.
It's super effective!
The substitute took damage for Mismagius!
Mismagius's substitute faded!
Mismagius's leftovers restored its health a little!
Mismagius restored 6% of its health.
fucking shit, i'm honestly baffled. I've probably lost now.
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SePh.: lol
Mismagius used Substitute.
Mismagius lost 25% of its health.
Mismagius made a substitute!
Gliscor used Knock Off.
It's super effective!
The substitute took damage for Mismagius!
Mismagius's leftovers restored its health a little!
Mismagius restored 6% of its health.
Oh dear, this sucks majorly.
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discord[uber]: why am i knock offing =/
SePh.: I just didn't want you to go EQ'ing
Mismagius used Calm Mind.
Mismagius's special attack was raised.
Mismagius's special defence was raised.
Gliscor used Aerial Ace.
The substitute took damage for Mismagius!
Mismagius's substitute faded!
Mismagius's leftovers restored its health a little!
Mismagius restored 6% of its health.
Now, I AA, finally, maybe the drugs are starting to stop working.
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discord[uber]: i knew it had levi
Mismagius used Shadow Ball.
Gliscor lost 81% of its health.
Gliscor used Aerial Ace.
Mismagius lost 34% of its health.
Mismagius's leftovers restored its health a little!
Mismagius restored 6% of its health.
Wow, that was.. wow.
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discord[uber]: fucking christ
MysteriousStallion: lol
discord[uber] switched in Blissey (Blissey ?).
Mismagius used Shadow Ball.
It doesn't affect Blissey...
Mismagius's leftovers restored its health a little!
Mismagius restored 6% of its health.
Blissey's leftovers restored its health a little!
Blissey restored 6% of its health.
err, if you can tell me why the fuck I bothered doing this you deserve a cookie.
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MysteriousStallion: it has won me so many battles
Mismagius used Substitute.
Mismagius lost 25% of its health.
Mismagius made a substitute!
Blissey used Thunder Wave.
But it failed!
Mismagius's leftovers restored its health a little!
Mismagius restored 6% of its health.
Blissey's leftovers restored its health a little!
Blissey restored 6% of its health.
Sub is absolutely gangbanging me.
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discord[uber]: i thought mismagius had very shitty speed
Mismagius used Calm Mind.
Mismagius's special attack was raised.
Mismagius's special defence was raised.
Blissey used Ice Beam.
The substitute took damage for Mismagius!
Mismagius's leftovers restored its health a little!
Mismagius restored 6% of its health.
Fuck, what do I do?
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SePh.: 102
MysteriousStallion: 105 base speed
discord[uber]: damn
SePh.: is not shitty
MysteriousStallion: :P
Mismagius used Calm Mind.
Mismagius's special attack was raised.
Mismagius's special defence was raised.
Blissey used Ice Beam.
The substitute took damage for Mismagius!
Mismagius's leftovers restored its health a little!
Mismagius restored 6% of its health.
ugh, is this the part where I kill myself?
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SePh.: I thought it was tied with chomp
MysteriousStallion: nup
MysteriousStallion: faster
Mismagius used Calm Mind.
Mismagius's special attack was raised.
Mismagius's special defence was raised.
Blissey used Ice Beam.
The substitute took damage for Mismagius!
Mismagius's leftovers restored its health a little!
Mismagius restored 6% of its health.
I want to switch, but whatever i send out will die.
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MysteriousStallion: u learn something new everyday
discord[uber] switched in Lucario (Lucario ?).
Mismagius used Calm Mind.
Mismagius's special attack was raised.
Mismagius's special defence was raised.
Mismagius's leftovers restored its health a little!
Mismagius restored 6% of its health.
hmm, maybe I can go for the dark pulse if it doesn't have a lot of speed and break its sub to open him up for some raperaperape.
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discord[uber]: lol
Mismagius used Hidden Power.
It's super effective!
Lucario lost 230% of its health.
discord[uber]'s Lucario fainted.
Mismagius's leftovers restored its health a little!
Mismagius restored 6% of its health.
6-5 Mysterious Stallion
Nope. Well, I'm shit out of luck and jolly well fucked(I forgot where I got this line from, but it fits =/)
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MysteriousStallion: now watch this
MysteriousStallion: =D
discord[uber] switched in Metagross (Metagross).
discord[uber]: oh dear god
Metagross used Bullet Punch.
The substitute took damage for Mismagius!
Mismagius's substitute faded!
Mismagius used Shadow Ball.
Metagross lost 146% of its health.
discord[uber]'s Metagross fainted.
Mismagius's leftovers restored its health a little!
Mismagius restored 6% of its health.
Meta, you are so fucking useful, thanks.
6-4 Mysterious Stallion
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discord[uber] switched in Garchomp (Garchomp ?).
SePh.: HP ice
SePh.: watch
SePh.: ice it
SePh.: now
MysteriousStallion: hmm it aint scarfchomp
SePh.: chomp won't KO you
MysteriousStallion: i no that
Garchomp used Outrage.
Garchomp went on a rampage!
Mismagius lost 123% of its health.
MysteriousStallion's Mismagius fainted.
Haha, yeah, okay, Outrage not being an OHKO, that's utter bullshit =/
Garchomp saved me from the 6-0, thanks bitch.
5-4 Mysterious Stallion
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discord[uber]: how do you know it isn't scarf?
MysteriousStallion: huh?
discord[uber]: lol
SePh.: unless it's chain chomp
MysteriousStallion: then y didnt u switch earlier
SePh.: or that
MysteriousStallion: thats what i was thinking
discord[uber]: because you had sub
MysteriousStallion switched in Weezing (Weezing ?).
discord[uber]: and i know thought you had hp glacier
Garchomp used Outrage.
Weezing lost 42% of its health.
Weezing used Hidden Power.
It's super effective!
Garchomp lost 60% of its health.
Garchomp's rampage ended.
Garchomp became confused!
Weezing's Black Sludge restored a little health!
Weezing restored 6% of its health.
I really need to get like a notepad and RECORD THE HIDDEN POWERS DOWN. Fucking shit. I thought it was going to wisp. So wispless Weez, eh? Interesting.
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MysteriousStallion: =D
discord[uber] switched in Heracross (Heracross ?).
Weezing used Hidden Power.
Heracross lost 16% of its health.
Weezing's Black Sludge restored a little health!
Weezing restored 6% of its health.
Meh.
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discord[uber] switched in Blissey (Blissey ?).
Weezing used Pain Split.
Weezing restored 73% of its health.
Blissey lost 34% of its health.
Blissey's leftovers restored its health a little!
Blissey restored 6% of its health.
Pain Split is just an evil fucking move. I hate that floating pair of testicles, I just do.
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MysteriousStallion switched in Hariyama (Hariyama ?).
Blissey used Thunder Wave.
But it failed!
Hariyama's leftovers restored its health a little!
Hariyama restored 6% of its health.
Blissey's leftovers restored its health a little!
Blissey restored 6% of its health.
Fuuuuck, why didn't I stoss for fucks sake?
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discord[uber]: i need to get hurt for doing that
MysteriousStallion switched in Porygon2 (Porygon2).
Porygon2 traced Blissey's Natural Cure!
discord[uber] switched in Gliscor (Gliscor ?).
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SePh.: P2
Gliscor used Earthquake.
Porygon2 lost 30% of its health.
Porygon2 used Ice Beam.
It's super effective!
Gliscor lost 133% of its health.
discord[uber]'s Gliscor fainted.
Porygon2's leftovers restored its health a little!
Porygon2 restored 6% of its health.
Meh, once again.
5-3 Mysterious Stallion
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MysteriousStallion: yep
SePh.: stallion is a master
discord[uber] switched in Heracross (Heracross ?).
SePh.: at this game
SePh.: I swear
MysteriousStallion: lol
discord[uber]: i know
discord[uber]: hes good
discord[uber]: ironically, he goes for the worst person to ask for an uber team advice
MysteriousStallion switched in Weezing (Weezing ?).
Heracross used Megahorn.
It's not very effective...
Weezing lost 35% of its health.
Weezing's Black Sludge restored a little health!
Weezing restored 6% of its health.
Yeah... Honestly, I'm crying on the inside.
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MysteriousStallion: well im terrible at ubers
SePh.: I make gud ubr teams
discord[uber] switched in Blissey (Blissey ?).
Weezing used Pain Split.
Weezing restored 48% of its health.
Blissey lost 23% of its health.
Blissey's leftovers restored its health a little!
Blissey restored 6% of its health.
Read above comment.
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MysteriousStallion switched in Hariyama (Hariyama ?).
Blissey used Ice Beam.
Hariyama lost 10% of its health.
Hariyama's leftovers restored its health a little!
Hariyama restored 6% of its health.
Blissey's leftovers restored its health a little!
Blissey restored 6% of its health.
Once again, I should have stossed.
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MysteriousStallion: well u should help me on msn
discord[uber]: i honestly am stumped now =/
SePh.: I should
MysteriousStallion: to make one
MysteriousStallion: =D
Blissey used Ice Beam.
A critical hit!
Hariyama lost 19% of its health.
Hariyama used Knock Off.
Hariyama knocked off foe Blissey's Leftovers!
Blissey lost 5% of its health.
Hariyama's leftovers restored its health a little!
Hariyama restored 6% of its health.
Oy, why not just chop Blissey for the ko?
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SePh.: just close combat
Blissey used Ice Beam.
Hariyama lost 10% of its health.
Hariyama used Cross Chop.
It's super effective!
Blissey lost 76% of its health.
discord[uber]'s Blissey fainted.
Hariyama's leftovers restored its health a little!
Hariyama restored 6% of its health.
Wow guts chop only doing 76% what the hell?
5-2 Mysterious stallion
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SePh.: it's faster
discord[uber] switched in Garchomp (Garchomp ?).
SePh.: rather than get owned by chomp
MysteriousStallion switched in Weezing (Weezing ?).
Garchomp used Outrage.
Garchomp went on a rampage!
Weezing lost 48% of its health.
Weezing's Black Sludge restored a little health!
Weezing restored 6% of its health.
Grr, I'm fucked now.
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Garchomp used Outrage.
A critical hit!
Weezing lost 86% of its health.
MysteriousStallion's Weezing fainted.
Garchomp's rampage ended.
Garchomp became confused!
gogo Garchomp. Shit yeah!
4-2 Mysterious Stallion
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SePh.: jhahahah
MysteriousStallion: i was gonna say gg but u fucking haxed me
SePh.: wow
discord[uber]: that was convienient'
MysteriousStallion switched in Porygon2 (Porygon2).
Porygon2 traced Garchomp's Sand Veil!
SePh.: indeed
discord[uber] switched in Heracross (Heracross ?).
Porygon2 used Ice Beam.
Heracross lost 33% of its health.
Porygon2's leftovers restored its health a little!
Porygon2 restored 6% of its health.
it looks like I'm making a comeback. Oh noez!
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discord[uber]: i've never gotten that lucky(this is what a lie looks like)
MysteriousStallion: lol
MysteriousStallion switched in Milotic (Milotic ?).
Heracross used Close Combat.
Milotic lost 107% of its health.
MysteriousStallion's Milotic fainted.
Heracross's defence was lowered.
Heracross's special defence was lowered.
wow, shit.
3-2 Mysterious Stallion
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discord[uber]: ow
MysteriousStallion: sacrifice
discord[uber]: lol
MysteriousStallion switched in Typhlosion (Typhlosion ?).
SePh.: ...
SePh.: lol
Typhlosion used Eruption.
It's super effective!
Heracross lost 265% of its health.
discord[uber]'s Heracross fainted.
Meh, I really had no business switching in Garchomp. You did a great job Hera.
3-1 Mysterious Stallion
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SePh.: a master
SePh.: seriously
discord[uber] switched in Garchomp (Garchomp ?).
SePh.: he uses typhlosion
MysteriousStallion switched in Porygon2 (Porygon2).
Porygon2 traced Garchomp's Sand Veil!
Garchomp used Earthquake.
Porygon2 lost 52% of its health.
Porygon2's leftovers restored its health a little!
Porygon2 restored 6% of its health.
Hehe, yay. Time for the sex.
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Garchomp used Earthquake.
Porygon2 lost 51% of its health.
MysteriousStallion's Porygon2 fainted.
2-1 Mysterious Stallion.
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MysteriousStallion switched in Hariyama (Hariyama ?).
SePh.: uh oh
MysteriousStallion: i think you win now
SePh.: CHOMPCHOMP
discord[uber]: nope
MysteriousStallion: unless i can survive
discord[uber]: you hit with chop i lose
Garchomp used Earthquake.
Hariyama lost 44% of its health.
Hariyama used Knock Off.
Hariyama knocked off foe Garchomp's Choice Scarf!
Garchomp lost 6% of its health.
Hariyama's leftovers restored its health a little!
Hariyama restored 6% of its health.
I HATE YOU!
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MysteriousStallion: now i win
MysteriousStallion: gg
discord[uber]: lol yep
discord[uber]: gg
SePh.: well, there goes that
Garchomp used Earthquake.
Hariyama lost 42% of its health.
MysteriousStallion's Hariyama fainted.
Err, he's won regardless, but it was a lot of fun.
Tie 1-1
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MysteriousStallion switched in Typhlosion (Typhlosion ?).
Typhlosion used Hidden Power.
It's super effective!
Garchomp lost 94% of its health.
discord[uber]'s Garchomp fainted.
MysteriousStallion wins!
Hehe. Wow, I thought this would have been more in his favor, but lets face it, I'm lucky as fuck.
1-0 Mysterious Stallion
SePh.: I would have just CC'd honestly
discord[uber]: gg
SePh.: but that works
SePh.: gg
SePh.: worth watching
Props:
- Garchomp for haxing the shit out of weezing
- Garchomp for the sexsexsex
- Garchomp for helping me make a comeback
- Hera for actually killing shit
- Metagross for Bullet Punching Mismagius so that Garchomp could rape.
Slops:
- I didn't know SHIT about his tea
- Blissey for IB/TWing instead of Stossing which would have won me the game.
- Losing, but it was still fun.
Regrets:
- None, because we played ubers next game, and I won =D
Did I learn anything?
- Fuck yeah. If you don't know anything about a pokemon, you're going to get fucked. That was an awesome surprise team of his, and I couldn't expect anything. But at the same tme, it was a refreshing change of pace(so is the Uber metagame, but whatever) from all the standard bullshit.
I'll add pics later.
My Choice Team of Standard Shitty Bogginess:
Heracross, Lucario, Garchomp, Metagross, Gliscor, Blissey
Mysterious Stallion's Interesting but homosexual team:
Typhlosion, Msmagius, Hariyama, Milotic, Weezing, Porygon2
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MysteriousStallion sent out Typhlosion (Typhlosion ?).
discord[uber] sent out Heracross (Heracross ?).
discord[uber] switched in Blissey (Blissey ?).
I fucking swear that if I see another fucking fire type lead ever again, I'm going to beat someone. Now Hera can't do shit, and I'm thinking of changing my lead =/
Back on topic, what fucking person on Earth doesn't have Eruption on Typhlosion? I make the really obvious switch.
Typhlosion used Eruption.
Blissey lost 30% of its health.
Blissey's leftovers restored its health a little!
Blissey restored 6% of its health.
Meh, the damage wasn't that bad. I guess I'm going to go for the T-Wave right about now, because if I'm lucky he has nothing to switch into it.
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MysteriousStallion switched in Hariyama (Hariyama ?).
Blissey used Thunder Wave.
Hariyama is paralysed! It may be unable to move!
Blissey's leftovers restored its health a little!
Blissey restored 6% of its health.
Mysterious Stallion and I were talking on MSN at the same time as the battle, so I had a reply to this move that looked like this:
Nick says:
SHIT
Nick says:
SHIT
Nick says:
SHIT
Maybe a Para'd Hari isn't THAT bad, but I know next to nothing about Hari except that it has Cross Chop and Guts =/
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discord[uber] switched in Gliscor (Gliscor ?).
Hariyama used Cross Chop.
Hariyama's attack missed!
This is always a welcome addition to a battle, I should know this.
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Gliscor used Aerial Ace.
It's super effective!
Hariyama lost 37% of its health.
Gliscor lost 10% of its health.
Hariyama used Knock Off.
Hariyama knocked off foe Gliscor's Life Orb!
Gliscor lost 4% of its health.
Hariyama's leftovers restored its health a little!
Hariyama restored 6% of its health.
FUUUUUCK, this (BAN ME PLEASE) has Knock off, why didn't I KNOW that? Because, I'm a moron. Well I guess damaging it in any way possible is the only thing I can do now.
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MysteriousStallion switched in Weezing (Weezing ?).
Gliscor used Aerial Ace.
Weezing lost 13% of its health.
Weezing's Black Sludge restored a little health!
Weezing restored 6% of its health.
Bleh, weezing.
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SePh. has entered the room.
SePh.: hello everybody
MysteriousStallion: hi seph
discord[uber]: hi seph
discord[uber] switched in Blissey (Blissey ?).
Weezing used Hidden Power.
Blissey lost 5% of its health.
Weezing's Black Sludge restored a little health!
Weezing restored 6% of its health.
Blissey's leftovers restored its health a little!
Blissey restored 6% of its health.
Alright it has HP, and if it tried to HP on Gliscor, then it must be, HP ICE!! I was expecting a Wisp or some bullshit like that. Why the fuck do I not know a thing about his team? Am I high? Do I not know what sets UUs run. Has playing like 15 Uber games in a row made me forget OU?
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MysteriousStallion switched in Hariyama (Hariyama ?).
Blissey used Thunder Wave.
But it failed!
Hariyama's leftovers restored its health a little!
Hariyama restored 6% of its health.
Blissey's leftovers restored its health a little!
Blissey restored 6% of its health.
I should have STossed, and you'll see why a bit later.
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MysteriousStallion switched in Mismagius (Mismagius ?).
discord[uber] switched in Gliscor (Gliscor ?).
discord[uber]: shit i don't know the first fucking thing about mismagius
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Mismagius used Substitute.
Mismagius lost 25% of its health.
Mismagius made a substitute!
Gliscor used Knock Off.
It's super effective!
The substitute took damage for Mismagius!
Mismagius's leftovers restored its health a little!
Mismagius restored 6% of its health.
fuckity fuck fuck fucker
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SePh.: it's a ghost
SePh.: with levetate
discord[uber]: thank you
discord[uber]: for the fine info, user: seph
MysteriousStallion: most underrated poke ever
SePh.: I have a badge you know
Mismagius used Calm Mind.
Mismagius's special attack was raised.
Mismagius's special defence was raised.
Gliscor used Knock Off.
It's super effective!
The substitute took damage for Mismagius!
Mismagius's substitute faded!
Mismagius's leftovers restored its health a little!
Mismagius restored 6% of its health.
fucking shit, i'm honestly baffled. I've probably lost now.
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SePh.: lol
Mismagius used Substitute.
Mismagius lost 25% of its health.
Mismagius made a substitute!
Gliscor used Knock Off.
It's super effective!
The substitute took damage for Mismagius!
Mismagius's leftovers restored its health a little!
Mismagius restored 6% of its health.
Oh dear, this sucks majorly.
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discord[uber]: why am i knock offing =/
SePh.: I just didn't want you to go EQ'ing
Mismagius used Calm Mind.
Mismagius's special attack was raised.
Mismagius's special defence was raised.
Gliscor used Aerial Ace.
The substitute took damage for Mismagius!
Mismagius's substitute faded!
Mismagius's leftovers restored its health a little!
Mismagius restored 6% of its health.
Now, I AA, finally, maybe the drugs are starting to stop working.
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discord[uber]: i knew it had levi
Mismagius used Shadow Ball.
Gliscor lost 81% of its health.
Gliscor used Aerial Ace.
Mismagius lost 34% of its health.
Mismagius's leftovers restored its health a little!
Mismagius restored 6% of its health.
Wow, that was.. wow.
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discord[uber]: fucking christ
MysteriousStallion: lol
discord[uber] switched in Blissey (Blissey ?).
Mismagius used Shadow Ball.
It doesn't affect Blissey...
Mismagius's leftovers restored its health a little!
Mismagius restored 6% of its health.
Blissey's leftovers restored its health a little!
Blissey restored 6% of its health.
err, if you can tell me why the fuck I bothered doing this you deserve a cookie.
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MysteriousStallion: it has won me so many battles
Mismagius used Substitute.
Mismagius lost 25% of its health.
Mismagius made a substitute!
Blissey used Thunder Wave.
But it failed!
Mismagius's leftovers restored its health a little!
Mismagius restored 6% of its health.
Blissey's leftovers restored its health a little!
Blissey restored 6% of its health.
Sub is absolutely gangbanging me.
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discord[uber]: i thought mismagius had very shitty speed
Mismagius used Calm Mind.
Mismagius's special attack was raised.
Mismagius's special defence was raised.
Blissey used Ice Beam.
The substitute took damage for Mismagius!
Mismagius's leftovers restored its health a little!
Mismagius restored 6% of its health.
Fuck, what do I do?
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SePh.: 102
MysteriousStallion: 105 base speed
discord[uber]: damn
SePh.: is not shitty
MysteriousStallion: :P
Mismagius used Calm Mind.
Mismagius's special attack was raised.
Mismagius's special defence was raised.
Blissey used Ice Beam.
The substitute took damage for Mismagius!
Mismagius's leftovers restored its health a little!
Mismagius restored 6% of its health.
ugh, is this the part where I kill myself?
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SePh.: I thought it was tied with chomp
MysteriousStallion: nup
MysteriousStallion: faster
Mismagius used Calm Mind.
Mismagius's special attack was raised.
Mismagius's special defence was raised.
Blissey used Ice Beam.
The substitute took damage for Mismagius!
Mismagius's leftovers restored its health a little!
Mismagius restored 6% of its health.
I want to switch, but whatever i send out will die.
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MysteriousStallion: u learn something new everyday
discord[uber] switched in Lucario (Lucario ?).
Mismagius used Calm Mind.
Mismagius's special attack was raised.
Mismagius's special defence was raised.
Mismagius's leftovers restored its health a little!
Mismagius restored 6% of its health.
hmm, maybe I can go for the dark pulse if it doesn't have a lot of speed and break its sub to open him up for some raperaperape.
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discord[uber]: lol
Mismagius used Hidden Power.
It's super effective!
Lucario lost 230% of its health.
discord[uber]'s Lucario fainted.
Mismagius's leftovers restored its health a little!
Mismagius restored 6% of its health.
6-5 Mysterious Stallion
Nope. Well, I'm shit out of luck and jolly well fucked(I forgot where I got this line from, but it fits =/)
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MysteriousStallion: now watch this
MysteriousStallion: =D
discord[uber] switched in Metagross (Metagross).
discord[uber]: oh dear god
Metagross used Bullet Punch.
The substitute took damage for Mismagius!
Mismagius's substitute faded!
Mismagius used Shadow Ball.
Metagross lost 146% of its health.
discord[uber]'s Metagross fainted.
Mismagius's leftovers restored its health a little!
Mismagius restored 6% of its health.
Meta, you are so fucking useful, thanks.
6-4 Mysterious Stallion
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discord[uber] switched in Garchomp (Garchomp ?).
SePh.: HP ice
SePh.: watch
SePh.: ice it
SePh.: now
MysteriousStallion: hmm it aint scarfchomp
SePh.: chomp won't KO you
MysteriousStallion: i no that
Garchomp used Outrage.
Garchomp went on a rampage!
Mismagius lost 123% of its health.
MysteriousStallion's Mismagius fainted.
Haha, yeah, okay, Outrage not being an OHKO, that's utter bullshit =/
Garchomp saved me from the 6-0, thanks bitch.
5-4 Mysterious Stallion
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discord[uber]: how do you know it isn't scarf?
MysteriousStallion: huh?
discord[uber]: lol
SePh.: unless it's chain chomp
MysteriousStallion: then y didnt u switch earlier
SePh.: or that
MysteriousStallion: thats what i was thinking
discord[uber]: because you had sub
MysteriousStallion switched in Weezing (Weezing ?).
discord[uber]: and i know thought you had hp glacier
Garchomp used Outrage.
Weezing lost 42% of its health.
Weezing used Hidden Power.
It's super effective!
Garchomp lost 60% of its health.
Garchomp's rampage ended.
Garchomp became confused!
Weezing's Black Sludge restored a little health!
Weezing restored 6% of its health.
I really need to get like a notepad and RECORD THE HIDDEN POWERS DOWN. Fucking shit. I thought it was going to wisp. So wispless Weez, eh? Interesting.
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MysteriousStallion: =D
discord[uber] switched in Heracross (Heracross ?).
Weezing used Hidden Power.
Heracross lost 16% of its health.
Weezing's Black Sludge restored a little health!
Weezing restored 6% of its health.
Meh.
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discord[uber] switched in Blissey (Blissey ?).
Weezing used Pain Split.
Weezing restored 73% of its health.
Blissey lost 34% of its health.
Blissey's leftovers restored its health a little!
Blissey restored 6% of its health.
Pain Split is just an evil fucking move. I hate that floating pair of testicles, I just do.
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MysteriousStallion switched in Hariyama (Hariyama ?).
Blissey used Thunder Wave.
But it failed!
Hariyama's leftovers restored its health a little!
Hariyama restored 6% of its health.
Blissey's leftovers restored its health a little!
Blissey restored 6% of its health.
Fuuuuck, why didn't I stoss for fucks sake?
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discord[uber]: i need to get hurt for doing that
MysteriousStallion switched in Porygon2 (Porygon2).
Porygon2 traced Blissey's Natural Cure!
discord[uber] switched in Gliscor (Gliscor ?).
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SePh.: P2
Gliscor used Earthquake.
Porygon2 lost 30% of its health.
Porygon2 used Ice Beam.
It's super effective!
Gliscor lost 133% of its health.
discord[uber]'s Gliscor fainted.
Porygon2's leftovers restored its health a little!
Porygon2 restored 6% of its health.
Meh, once again.
5-3 Mysterious Stallion
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MysteriousStallion: yep
SePh.: stallion is a master
discord[uber] switched in Heracross (Heracross ?).
SePh.: at this game
SePh.: I swear
MysteriousStallion: lol
discord[uber]: i know
discord[uber]: hes good
discord[uber]: ironically, he goes for the worst person to ask for an uber team advice
MysteriousStallion switched in Weezing (Weezing ?).
Heracross used Megahorn.
It's not very effective...
Weezing lost 35% of its health.
Weezing's Black Sludge restored a little health!
Weezing restored 6% of its health.
Yeah... Honestly, I'm crying on the inside.
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MysteriousStallion: well im terrible at ubers
SePh.: I make gud ubr teams
discord[uber] switched in Blissey (Blissey ?).
Weezing used Pain Split.
Weezing restored 48% of its health.
Blissey lost 23% of its health.
Blissey's leftovers restored its health a little!
Blissey restored 6% of its health.
Read above comment.
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MysteriousStallion switched in Hariyama (Hariyama ?).
Blissey used Ice Beam.
Hariyama lost 10% of its health.
Hariyama's leftovers restored its health a little!
Hariyama restored 6% of its health.
Blissey's leftovers restored its health a little!
Blissey restored 6% of its health.
Once again, I should have stossed.
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MysteriousStallion: well u should help me on msn
discord[uber]: i honestly am stumped now =/
SePh.: I should
MysteriousStallion: to make one
MysteriousStallion: =D
Blissey used Ice Beam.
A critical hit!
Hariyama lost 19% of its health.
Hariyama used Knock Off.
Hariyama knocked off foe Blissey's Leftovers!
Blissey lost 5% of its health.
Hariyama's leftovers restored its health a little!
Hariyama restored 6% of its health.
Oy, why not just chop Blissey for the ko?
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SePh.: just close combat
Blissey used Ice Beam.
Hariyama lost 10% of its health.
Hariyama used Cross Chop.
It's super effective!
Blissey lost 76% of its health.
discord[uber]'s Blissey fainted.
Hariyama's leftovers restored its health a little!
Hariyama restored 6% of its health.
Wow guts chop only doing 76% what the hell?
5-2 Mysterious stallion
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SePh.: it's faster
discord[uber] switched in Garchomp (Garchomp ?).
SePh.: rather than get owned by chomp
MysteriousStallion switched in Weezing (Weezing ?).
Garchomp used Outrage.
Garchomp went on a rampage!
Weezing lost 48% of its health.
Weezing's Black Sludge restored a little health!
Weezing restored 6% of its health.
Grr, I'm fucked now.
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Garchomp used Outrage.
A critical hit!
Weezing lost 86% of its health.
MysteriousStallion's Weezing fainted.
Garchomp's rampage ended.
Garchomp became confused!
gogo Garchomp. Shit yeah!
4-2 Mysterious Stallion
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SePh.: jhahahah
MysteriousStallion: i was gonna say gg but u fucking haxed me
SePh.: wow
discord[uber]: that was convienient'
MysteriousStallion switched in Porygon2 (Porygon2).
Porygon2 traced Garchomp's Sand Veil!
SePh.: indeed
discord[uber] switched in Heracross (Heracross ?).
Porygon2 used Ice Beam.
Heracross lost 33% of its health.
Porygon2's leftovers restored its health a little!
Porygon2 restored 6% of its health.
it looks like I'm making a comeback. Oh noez!
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discord[uber]: i've never gotten that lucky(this is what a lie looks like)
MysteriousStallion: lol
MysteriousStallion switched in Milotic (Milotic ?).
Heracross used Close Combat.
Milotic lost 107% of its health.
MysteriousStallion's Milotic fainted.
Heracross's defence was lowered.
Heracross's special defence was lowered.
wow, shit.
3-2 Mysterious Stallion
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discord[uber]: ow
MysteriousStallion: sacrifice
discord[uber]: lol
MysteriousStallion switched in Typhlosion (Typhlosion ?).
SePh.: ...
SePh.: lol
Typhlosion used Eruption.
It's super effective!
Heracross lost 265% of its health.
discord[uber]'s Heracross fainted.
Meh, I really had no business switching in Garchomp. You did a great job Hera.
3-1 Mysterious Stallion
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SePh.: a master
SePh.: seriously
discord[uber] switched in Garchomp (Garchomp ?).
SePh.: he uses typhlosion
MysteriousStallion switched in Porygon2 (Porygon2).
Porygon2 traced Garchomp's Sand Veil!
Garchomp used Earthquake.
Porygon2 lost 52% of its health.
Porygon2's leftovers restored its health a little!
Porygon2 restored 6% of its health.
Hehe, yay. Time for the sex.
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Garchomp used Earthquake.
Porygon2 lost 51% of its health.
MysteriousStallion's Porygon2 fainted.
2-1 Mysterious Stallion.
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MysteriousStallion switched in Hariyama (Hariyama ?).
SePh.: uh oh
MysteriousStallion: i think you win now
SePh.: CHOMPCHOMP
discord[uber]: nope
MysteriousStallion: unless i can survive
discord[uber]: you hit with chop i lose
Garchomp used Earthquake.
Hariyama lost 44% of its health.
Hariyama used Knock Off.
Hariyama knocked off foe Garchomp's Choice Scarf!
Garchomp lost 6% of its health.
Hariyama's leftovers restored its health a little!
Hariyama restored 6% of its health.
I HATE YOU!
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MysteriousStallion: now i win
MysteriousStallion: gg
discord[uber]: lol yep
discord[uber]: gg
SePh.: well, there goes that
Garchomp used Earthquake.
Hariyama lost 42% of its health.
MysteriousStallion's Hariyama fainted.
Err, he's won regardless, but it was a lot of fun.
Tie 1-1
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MysteriousStallion switched in Typhlosion (Typhlosion ?).
Typhlosion used Hidden Power.
It's super effective!
Garchomp lost 94% of its health.
discord[uber]'s Garchomp fainted.
MysteriousStallion wins!
Hehe. Wow, I thought this would have been more in his favor, but lets face it, I'm lucky as fuck.
1-0 Mysterious Stallion
SePh.: I would have just CC'd honestly
discord[uber]: gg
SePh.: but that works
SePh.: gg
SePh.: worth watching
Props:
- Garchomp for haxing the shit out of weezing
- Garchomp for the sexsexsex
- Garchomp for helping me make a comeback
- Hera for actually killing shit
- Metagross for Bullet Punching Mismagius so that Garchomp could rape.
Slops:
- I didn't know SHIT about his tea
- Blissey for IB/TWing instead of Stossing which would have won me the game.
- Losing, but it was still fun.
Regrets:
- None, because we played ubers next game, and I won =D
Did I learn anything?
- Fuck yeah. If you don't know anything about a pokemon, you're going to get fucked. That was an awesome surprise team of his, and I couldn't expect anything. But at the same tme, it was a refreshing change of pace(so is the Uber metagame, but whatever) from all the standard bullshit.
