EndQuote vs. Pwnemon! Features a ref guaranteed to give you diabetes!

[EndQuote]

It's 1 Recovery, 5 Chills, mate.
Feel free to swap your third action.

 

[Stratos]

what sort of match is one recover?

regardless, the third action is now evasive agility

 

[The Wanderer]

Pre-round

EndQuote (OAOO):

Joy @ Expert Belt
HP: 16
EN: 20
Stats: 2/3/6/4/69
Abilities: Hustle (OFF), Serene Grace, Super Luck
Ailments: None
Stat changes: -10 evasion
Other: SCIENCE! (Type: Normal/Flying/Electric)

VS.

Pwnemon (OAOX):

Crystal
HP: 29
EN: 73
Stats: 2/3/6/3/90
Abilities: Adaptability, Download, Analytic
Ailments: None
Stat changes: Download (+1 atk)
Other: Who you gonna call? (Type: Normal/Ghost)​

Round 6: Do what you want because a pirate is free

Arr. [FLUFF PENDING]

crunch

Order: Porygon-Z, Togekiss

Action 1 (Priority: Togekiss, Porygon-Z)
Joy used Endure!
Joy braced herself!
Crystal used Recover!
Crystal recovered 20 HP!
-Energy Cost: (100 / 10) + 1 = 11 EN
Numbers:
-Togekiss: -15 EN
-Porygon-Z: -11 EN

Action 2
Crystal used Chill!
Crystal recovered 12 EN!
Joy used Air Slash!
-Hit chance (Hit <= 9500): 7036 = Hit
-Crit chance (Crit <= 1250): 447 = EEEEEEEYUP.
-Damage: 8 + 3 + 3 + 8.5 - 4.5 = 18 damage
-Effect chance: Irrelevant = NOPE.
Numbers:
-Togekiss: -4 EN
-Porygon-Z: -18 HP, +12 EN

Action 3
Crystal used Agility (Evasive)!
Crystal will dodge all incoming attacks!
Joy used Air Slash!
-Hit chance: Irrelevant = NOPE.
Numbers:
-Togekiss: No changes
-Porygon-Z: -7 EN

Final Numbers:
-Togekiss: -19 EN
-Porygon-Z: +2 HP, -6 EN

End Round 6

EndQuote (OAOO):

Joy @ Expert Belt
HP: 16
EN: 1
Stats: 2/3/6/4/69
Abilities: Hustle (OFF), Serene Grace, Super Luck
Ailments: None
Stat changes: -10 evasion
Other: SCIENCE! (Type: Normal/Flying/Electric)

VS.

Pwnemon (OAOX):

Crystal
HP: 31
EN: 67
Stats: 2/3/6/3/90
Abilities: Adaptability, Download, Analytic
Ailments: None
Stat changes: Download (+1 atk)
Other: Who you gonna call? (Type: Normal/Ghost)​

​

 

[Stratos]

tri attack

if protective/evasive, then chill

 

[EndQuote]

Joy, you've done great. Looks like an easy round to ref there, Wanderer.

Air Slash

 

[The Wanderer]

pre-round

EndQuote (OAOO):

Joy @ Expert Belt
HP: 16
EN: 1
Stats: 2/3/6/4/69
Abilities: Hustle (OFF), Serene Grace, Super Luck
Ailments: None
Stat changes: -10 evasion
Other: SCIENCE! (Type: Normal/Flying/Electric)

VS.

Pwnemon (OAOX):

Crystal
HP: 31
EN: 67
Stats: 2/3/6/3/90
Abilities: Adaptability, Download, Analytic
Ailments: None
Stat changes: Download (+1 atk)
Other: Who you gonna call? (Type: Normal/Ghost)​

Round 7: Joy-san causes trouble one last time

Ugh, this is starting to get annoying. I swear, someone in the crew needs to get his ass fired...

Wait...is that thing on?

...TURNITOFFTURNITOFFTURNITOFF-

***
[TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES]
[PLEASE STAND BY]
***

We're back, minna-saaaaaaaaaaaaaan~! ^0^ We are so, SO sorry for all the technical problems going on at the moment, but hopefully it should be fixed now deeeeeeeeesu~!

This round's just a short one - Crystal-san tries to take down Joy-san with a Tri Attack, but falls just a fraction of a hit point short! Bad luck! >_< This gives Quote-san's Togekiss one last shot, letting loose an Air Slash before fainting from exhaustion! NEVER MIND I GOT THE ROUNDING WRONG.

Joy-san is finally down, but it took a pokemon and a half to pull it off. Can Pwn-san turn his misfortune around? Unfortunately, we gotta stop for commercials, so we'll have to find out after these messages. Bye-bye! ^0^

...Did we stop rolling? We did? Good. So yeah, about the tech crew. Somebody's clearly not doing his job...

Egypt stuff

So what do we do, Professor?

[Well, if the staff is missing, we'll have to subdue Hotekh the hard way. I trust you have some poke balls handy?]

Wait, you want me to catch it?!

[I'd rather not, but we have no other options. Just...promise me you won't make the situation worse than it already is.]

You got it, Professor. *click* Hey, Rico? Remember what I said about blowing Hotekh up?

Yeah?

I was wrong. You're gonna do it.

Okay, do you want me to just supercharge an aura sphere or do you ha-wait, WHAT?!

crunch

Order: Porygon-Z, Togekiss

Action 1
Crystal used Tri-Attack!
-Hit chance: Irrelevant = Hit
-Crit chance: 3003 = NOPE.
-Damage: 8 + 3 + 2 + 8.5 - 6 = 15.5 damage
-Effect chance (Ailment <= 2000): 5672 = NOPE.
Joy fainted!
Numbers:
-Togekiss: -16 (15.5) HP
-Porygon-Z: -5 EN

End Round 7

EndQuote (OXOO):

Joy @ Expert Belt
HP: KO
EN: 0
Stats: 2/3/6/4/69
Abilities: Hustle (OFF), Serene Grace, Super Luck
Ailments: None
Stat changes: -10 evasion
Other: SCIENCE! (Type: Normal/Flying/Electric)

VS.

Pwnemon (OAOX):

Crystal
HP: 31
EN: 62
Stats: 2/3/6/3/90
Abilities: Adaptability, Download, Analytic
Ailments: None
Stat changes: Download (+1 atk)
Other: Who you gonna call? (Type: Normal/Ghost)​

What's your next mon, Quote?
​

 

[Stratos]

The damage rounds instantly if it's within .5 of a ko - i should have 30 hp still

 

[EndQuote]

Right, sending out Smudge the Swalot, holding an Ominous Hood and some Leftovers.

Sludge Wave ~ Sludge Bomb ~ Sludge Wave
IF successful Protect THEN Amnesia
IF Substitute AND you don't have a Substitute THEN Snatch

 

[Stratos]

porygon, you have done admirably. now, drift softly into the abyss...

Tri Attack ~ Pain Split ~ Hyper Beam + Hyper Beam

yes, it's an en ko, but i can afford the en threshold. :D

 

[EndQuote]

Your Porygon doesn't know Pain Split, mate. Feel free to edit your orders.

 

[Stratos]

tri attack ~ hyper beam + Hyper Beam ~ Coolz

if none of the poison chances kick in, i can even survive the round!

 

[EndQuote]

-facepalm- Ghost resisting poison, why do I always forget you?

 

[The Wanderer]

Pre-round

EndQuote (OXOA):

Smudge @ Leftovers
HP: 110
EN: 100
Stats: 3/3/4/3/48
Abilities: Liquid Ooze, Sticky Hold, Gluttony
Ailments: None
Stat changes: None
Other: SO EDGY, MAN! (Type: Poison/Dark)

VS.

Pwnemon (OAOX):

Crystal
HP: 31
EN: 62
Stats: 2/3/6/3/90
Abilities: Adaptability, Download, Analytic
Ailments: None
Stat changes: Download (+1 atk)
Other: Who you gonna call? (Type: Normal/Ghost)​

Round 8: Not another fluffless round...

Yeah, fluff's gonna have to wait. Again.

Crunch

Order: Porygon-Z, Swalot

Action 1
Crystal used Tri-Attack!
-Hit chance: Irrelevant = Hit
-Crit chance: 9803 = NOPE.
-Damage: 8 + 3 + 2 + 8.5 - 4.5 = 17 damage
-Effect chance (Ailment <= 2000): 2233 = OHHHHHHHHHHHHH...
Smudge used Sludge Wave!
-Hit chance: Irrelevant = Hit
-Crit chance: 8742 = NOPE.
-Damage: (10 + 3 + 6 - 4.5) * .67 = 9.72 damage
-Effect chance (Poison <= 1000): 1053 = OHHHHHHHHHHHHH...
Smudge ate some of his leftovers! (+2 HP Swalot)
Numbers:
-Swalot: -15 HP, -6 EN
-Porygon-Z: -9.72 HP, -9 EN

Action 2 (Priority: Swalot, Porygon-Z)
Smudge used Sludge Bomb!
-Hit chance: Irrelevant = Hit
-Crit chance: 1448 = NOPE.
-Damage: (9 + 3 + 6 - 4.5) * .67 = 9.05 damage
-Effect chance (Poison <= 3000): 8751 = NOPE.
Crystal used Omega Beam!
-Hit chance (Hit <= 8100): 6833 = Hit
-Crit chance: 2782 = NOPE.
-Damage: (15 * 2.25) + 3 + 2 + 2 + 8.5 - 4.5 = 44.75 DAMAGE!!!
-Energy cost: (24 * 1.75) - 1 = 41 EN
Smudge ate some of his leftovers! (+2 HP Swalot)
Numbers:
-Swalot: -42.75(Holy shit!) HP, -6 EN
-Porygon-Z: -9.05 HP, -41 EN

Action 3
Crystal must cool down!
Smudge used Sludge Wave!
-Hit chance: Irrelevant = Hit
-Crit chance: 2897 = NOPE.
-Damage: (10 + 3 + 6 - 4.5) * .67 = 9.72 damage
-Effect chance (Poison <= 1000): 1439 = OHHHHHHHHHHHHH...
Smudge ate some of his leftovers! (+2 HP Swalot)
Numbers:
-Swalot: +2 HP, -6 EN
-Porygon-Z: -9.72 HP

Final Numbers:
-Swalot: -56 (55.75) HP, -18 EN
-Porygon-Z: -28 (28.49) HP, -50 EN

End Round 8

EndQuote (OXOA):

Smudge @ Leftovers
HP: 54
EN: 82
Stats: 3/3/4/3/48
Abilities: Liquid Ooze, Sticky Hold, Gluttony
Ailments: None
Stat changes: None
Other: SO EDGY, MAN! (Type: Poison/Dark)

VS.

Pwnemon (OAOX):

Crystal
HP: 3
EN: 12
Stats: 2/3/6/3/90
Abilities: Adaptability, Download, Analytic
Ailments: None
Stat changes: Download (+1 atk)
Other: Who you gonna call? (Type: Normal/Ghost)​

You're up, Pwn!
​

 

[Stratos]

Time for a change-up

Colossoil, IN
Take the Super Sexy Black Belt of Hot Hotness

 

[EndQuote]

Counter-switch declined. Your actions, mate.

 

[Stratos]

KILL IT WITH GROUND

Taunt ~ Dig ~ Earthquake

IF Counter is used a2 or a3 then use Mud Bomb that action
IF Protective/evasive is successfully used any action then use sub (15) that action

 

[EndQuote]

Taunt sucks...

Solarbeam ~ Earthquake ~ Solarbeam

 

[The Wanderer]

Pre-round

EndQuote (OXOA):

Smudge @ Leftovers
HP: 54
EN: 82
Stats: 3/3/4/3/48
Abilities: Liquid Ooze, Sticky Hold, Gluttony
Ailments: None
Stat changes: -10 Evasion
Other: SO EDGY, MAN! (Type: Poison/Dark)

VS.

Pwnemon (OOAX):

Sid
HP: 120
EN: 100
Stats: 5/3/2/3/110
Abilities: Rebound, Guts, Pressure
Ailments: None
Stat changes: +14 Accuracy
Other: ATATATATATATATATATATA- (Type: Dark/Ground/Fighting)​

Round 9: Narwhals, narwhals, swimming in the ground~

Okaerinasai, minna-saaaaaaaaaaaan~! ^0^ Pwn-san's decided to switch his tired Porygon-Z in favor of a super ookii but still kawaii Colossoil named Sid!

<Still can't get out...>

Smudge-san starts the round off by taking in sun from the skylights above, while Sid-chan slings some really mean Taunts at him...for shame! That's not very nice at all! And just like that, the Swalot punishes him with a Solarbeam to the face! Ouchie! >_<

Perhaps having learned his lesson, Sid-chan tries to Dig underground to avoid any more solarbeams, but Smudge-san takes advantage of the situation and causes a really nasty Earthquake! Double ouchie! >_<

Both pokemon look really mad at each other...Sid-chan gets revenge for that last earthquake with an Earthquake of his own, nearly taking Smudge-san down, but that doesn't save him from another Solarbeam!

Smudge-san's on his last...uh...stomach, but Sid-chan took a really hard beating, too...;_; Unfortunately, we gotta stop for commercials now. Bye-bye!

Egypt Stuff

Okay, I'll distract him while you get behind him.

Got it, Boss.

Right...

*As Rico sneaks away to get into position, the wanderer steps out where Hotekh can see him*

Oh, great Hotekh! Please forgive us for our insolence!

<SO...YOU THINK YOU CAN WORM YOUR WAY OUT THROUGH WORDS, FOOL?>

We were such fools for intruding on your sacred ground! What were we thinking, trying to gain a glimpse of your vast superiority?

<HAH! YOUR LIES ARE SO BLATANT A CHILD COULD SEE THROUGH YOU!>

*Hotekh advances, looking like he's ready to strike. Meanwhile, the wanderer sees Rico has used Foresight on him and is charging up a giant Aura Sphere*

(That's it, just a little more...) Please forgive us, mighty one! We'll never do it again!

<THERE WILL BE NO FORGIVENESS. NOW SHUT UP AND DIE!>

*And as Hotekh raises his fist to crush him...*

NOW!

EAT AURA BLAST, BITCH!

<YOUR FAMILIAR CHANGES NOTHI->

*KA-BOOM!*

crunch

Order: Colossoil, Swalot

Action 1 (Priority: Swalot, Colossoil, Swalot)
Smudge took in sunlight!
Sid used Taunt!
-Hit chance: Irrelevant = Hit
Smudge is pissed! (6 actions)
Smudge used Solarbeam!
-Hit chance: Irrelevant = Hit
-Crit chance: 8941 = NOPE.
-Damage: (12 + 6 - 4.5) * 1.5 = 20.25 damage!
Smudge ate some of his leftovers! (+2 HP Swalot)
Numbers:
-Swalot: +2 HP, -10 EN
-Colossoil: -20.25(!) HP, -9 EN

Action 2 (Priority: Colossoil, Swalot, Colossoil)
Sid dug underground!
Smudge used Earthquake!
-Hit chance: Irrelevant = Hit
-Crit chance: 906 = OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH...
-Damage: 20 + 4.5 - 4.5 = 20 damage!
Sid used Dig!
-Hit chance: Irrelevant = Hit
-Crit chance: 7457 = NOPE.
-Damage: (8 + 3 + 7.5 - 4.5) * 1.5 = 21 damage!
Smudge ate some of his leftovers! (+2 HP Swalot)
Numbers:
-Swalot: -19 HP, -9 EN
-Colossoil: -20(!) HP, -9 EN

Action 3 (Priority: Swalot, Colossoil, Swalot)
Smudge took in sunlight!
Sid used Earthquake!
-Hit chance: Irrelevant = Hit
-Crit chance: 22 = EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYUP.
-Damage: (10 + 3 + 3 + 7.5 - 4.5) * 1.5 = 28.5 damage!
Smudge used Solarbeam!
-Hit chance: Irrelevant = Hit
-Crit chance: 9660 = NOPE.
-Damage: (12 + 6 - 4.5) * 1.5 = 20.25 damage!
Smudge ate some of his leftovers! (+2 HP Swalot)
Numbers:
-Swalot: -26.5(!) HP, -10 EN
-Colossoil: -20.25(!) HP, -6 EN

Final Numbers:
-Swalot: -44 (43.5) HP, -29 EN
-Colossoil: -61 (60.5) HP, -24 EN

End Round 9

EndQuote (OXOA):

Smudge @ Leftovers
HP: 10
EN: 53
Stats: 3/3/4/3/48
Abilities: Liquid Ooze, Sticky Hold, Gluttony
Ailments: Taunt (3 actions)
Stat changes: -10 Evasion
Other: SO EDGY, MAN! (Type: Poison/Dark)

VS.

Pwnemon (OOAX):

Sid
HP: 59
EN: 76
Stats: 5/3/2/3/110
Abilities: Rebound, Guts, Pressure
Ailments: None
Stat changes: +14 Accuracy
Other: ATATATATATATATATATATA- (Type: Dark/Ground/Fighting)​

Bench

EndQuote:
[NOTHING]

Pwnemon:

Crystal
HP: 3
EN: 12
Stats: 2/3/6/3/90
Abilities: Adaptability, Download, Analytic
Ailments: None
Stat changes: None
Other: Who you gonna call? (Type: Normal/Ghost)​

Your move, Quote!
​

 

[EndQuote]

Right, swapping to Koops the Blastoise, holding a Master Ball and a Rocky Helmet.
Pwnemon, counter-switch?

 

[Stratos]

good luck son

COUNTERSWITCH DECLINED

 

[EndQuote]

Water Spout ~ Water Spout ~ Surf
IF Dig (Not extended, not in a combo) THEN Dig
IF Bounce (Not extended, not in a combo) THEN Dig

 

[Stratos]

Dig ~ Encore ~ Earthquake + Earthquake

 

[The Wanderer]

Pre-round

EndQuote (AXOO):

-
Koops @ Rocky Helmet
HP: 100
EN: 100
Stats: 3/4/4/4/67
Abilities: Torrent, Rain Dish
Ailments: No ailments
Stat changes: -10 Evasion
Other: I know my hoard's weight to the ounce! (Type: Water/Dragon)

VS.

Pwnemon (OOAX):

Sid
HP: 59
EN: 76
Stats: 5/3/2/3/110
Abilities: Rebound, Guts, Pressure
Ailments: None
Stat changes: +14 Accuracy
Other: ATATATATATATATATATATA- (Type: Dark/Ground/Fighting)​

Round 10: Itatatatatataaaa~! ;_;

Welcome back, minna! We're really sorry for the delay! Gomen! ;_;

Quote-san switches his Swalot out for a Kamex Blastoise named Koops - and while Sid-chan tries to Dig his way out of damage, Koops foils him by Digging underground himself! I imagine Sid-chan would be really angry at that...but instead he applauds the Blastoise, who gives an Encore of going underground, and then again, and then-

*BOOMBOOMBOOMBOOMBOOMBOOMBOOMBOOMBOOM*

Kyaaaaaaaaaaaaaa~! Earthquaaaake~! 0_0

*And a big one, too. Sid's Earthshaker sends more than just a few things toppling down*

Itatata...that was a really big one, wasn't it, Pipi-chan?...Pipi-chan?

*Moe finds that the quake sent her Clefairy flying out of the noose and left him half-buried in rubble. Frantically, she pulls him out*

Oh no! Pipi-chan, are you alright?!

*hack, cough* <No. I'm still alive.>

Egypt Stuff

*Insert cataclysmic battle with Hotekh here, preferably with this playing in the background*

Crunch

Order: Colossoil, Blastoise

Action 1 (Priority: Colossoil, Blastoise, Colossoil, Blastoise)
Sid dug underground!
Koops dug underground!
Sid used Dig!
-Hit chance: Irrelevant = NOPE.
Koops used Dig!
-Hit chance: Irrelevant = Hit
-Crit chance: 1094 = NOPE.
-Damage: 8 + 4.5 - 4.5 = 8 damage
Numbers:
-Blastoise: -12 EN
-Colossoil: -8 HP, -9 EN

Action 2
Sid used Encore!
Koops was flattered! (2 actions)
Koops dug underground!
Koops used Dig!
-Hit chance: Irrelevant = Hit
-Crit chance: 7891 = NOPE.
-Damage: 8 + 4.5 - 4.5 = 8 damage
Numbers:
-Blastoise: -12 EN
-Colossoil: -8 HP, -10 EN

Action 3 (Priority: Blastoise, Colossoil, Blastoise)
Koops dug underground!
Sid used Earthshaker!
-Hit chance: Irrelevant = Hit
-Crit chance: 8373 = NOPE.
-Damage: ((10 * 2.25) * 2) + 3 + 7.5 - 6 = 49.5 DAMAGE!!!
-Energy cost: (18 * 1.75) - 1 = 30.5 EN
Koops used Dig!
-Hit chance: Irrelevant = Hit
-Crit chance: 5267 = NOPE.
-Damage: 8 + 4.5 - 4.5 = 8 damage
Numbers:
-Blastoise: -49.5(Holy shit!) HP, -12 EN
-Colossoil: -8 HP, -30.5 EN

Final Numbers:
-Blastoise: -50 (40.5) HP, -36 EN
-Colossoil: -24 HP, -50 (49.5) EN

End Round 10

EndQuote (AXOO):

-
Koops @ Rocky Helmet
HP: 50
EN: 64
Stats: 3/4/4/4/67
Abilities: Torrent, Rain Dish
Ailments: No ailments
Stat changes: -10 Evasion
Other: I know my hoard's weight to the ounce! (Type: Water/Dragon)

VS.

Pwnemon (OOAX):

Sid
HP: 35
EN: 26
Stats: 5/3/2/3/110
Abilities: Rebound, Guts, Pressure
Ailments: None
Stat changes: +14 Accuracy
Other: ATATATATATATATATATATA- (Type: Dark/Ground/Fighting), Cooldown​

Bench

EndQuote:

Smudge @ Leftovers
HP: 10
EN: 53
Stats: 3/3/4/3/48
Abilities: Liquid Ooze, Sticky Hold, Gluttony
Ailments: Taunt (3 actions)
Stat changes: -10 Evasion
Other: SO EDGY, MAN! (Type: Poison/Dark)

Pwnemon:

Crystal
HP: 3
EN: 12
Stats: 2/3/6/3/90
Abilities: Adaptability, Download, Analytic
Ailments: None
Stat changes: None
Other: Who you gonna call? (Type: Normal/Ghost)​

You're up, Pwn.
​

 

[Stratos]

Cooldown ~ Fake Out ~ Earthquake
IF Blastoise is using cooldown a2 then use earthquake that action and fake out the next
if blastoise uses protect any action and you have more than 15 hp then use sub (15) that action

 

[EndQuote]

Substitute (15 HP) ~ Brine ~ Aqua Jet