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[Expert] Snack Food Supremacy - Game Over aska's full cheesies win

Discussion in 'Circus Maximus' started by Altair, Feb 22, 2011.

  1. LightWolf

    LightWolf lightwoof
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    How does that make sense?
  2. Altair

    Altair just who is the coon?

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    Oops, that was a typo. The chips were not able to kill.
  3. Fatecrashers

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    was nachos telling a jew joke i can't tell...
  4. Crux

    Crux i want it...

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    Lol, chips were fucked over from the start imo =( no regrets etc
  5. billymills

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    This just in: Nachos' Dad died 65 years ago.
  6. Altair

    Altair just who is the coon?

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    You all wake up and see that Lightwolf has died. He was killed in a way so disgusting it can't even be described!

    Oof! even though aska is almost full, he is still coming back to the pantry for sevenths. Better get voting fools!

    It is now Day 7, which will end when I'm not swamped with work (Saturday)
  7. Pidge

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    vote midou
  8. vonFiedler

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  9. DCJ

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    arg meet in teeth arg

    ??? midou
  10. Altair

    Altair just who is the coon?

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    long past deadline.

    You all gather around midou and push him to front of the shelf, then watch as aska futilely tries to consume him. He is too tough however, so aska just chucks him in the trash.

    It's now Night 7 woo
  11. Midou

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    Take that Aska.
  12. Altair

    Altair just who is the coon?

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    Deadline.

    Update pending.
  13. Altair

    Altair just who is the coon?

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    You all wake up to one corpse, that of DCJ. He was killed in such a way that is too disgusting to even put into words.
    Sucks to be him!

    As you look around, you see that there none of his kind left.......
    You look around at the other four snacks remaining, knowing that this day could be one of the last...

    It is now Day 8, which will end in 48 hours.
  14. Quagsires

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    How did I become a pop tart? I liked being meat...
  15. Pidge

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    vote shade
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  17. little gk

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  18. Altair

    Altair just who is the coon?

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    Majority also deadline.

    You all drag shade to the front and hope aska eats him, even though he is so damn disgusting. Luckily, aska's taste buds are somehow underdeveloped so shade dies anyway, yea!!

    Who are these mysterious marauders...

    It's now Night 8 ching chong
  19. Pidge

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    What happened to the game?
  20. Fatecrashers

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    its the game that never ends
    it goes on and on my friends
  21. askaninjask

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    Sorry, guys. I'm making the update now.
  22. askaninjask

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    “Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit,” says askaninjask.

    “What language is that even in?” asks RODAN.

    “Latin...” says askaninjask.

    “I’m hungry again. Let’s get some food.”

    “Alright, I’m down.”

    They check the pantry. On the floor of the pantry, waiting for them, are two disgusting foods, clearly rotted to the core.

    “You bought Haggis?” says RODAN. “That’s fucking disgusting. And wait - Vegemite?”

    For yes, there was a jar of Vegemite on the floor, next to the Haggis.

    “Alright, I’ll throw them out. Eugh, there’s cheese-powder on the side of the can. I guess I should be more careful after I eat Cheetos...”

    “I think some of the Vegemite leaked onto your Goldfish. It smells gross,” says RODAN.
    “Alright, I guess I’m throwing that away too,” replies askaninjask.

    “Wait,” says askaninjask, realizing something. “My pantry is almost empty!”
    “Let’s clean it out RIGHT NOW,” says RODAN. “Oh my god, I have never been more excited in my life.”

    They take out the last two snacks on the shelves. One of them was a rack of ribs, frozen and sealed inside of a zip-lock bag. The other was a package of Ritz Cheese crackers.

    “Let’s eat the Ritz Cheese crackers first,” says askaninjask. “I love those.”

    They open the package. RODAN takes out the first one.

    “Wait, I think I see something in my cracker,” says RODAN. “It’s like, a face.”

    “Let me see that...” says askaninjask. “Wait a second, that looks like--”

    “No, it can’t be...”

    “That looks like Jesus! That Ritz Cheese cracker looks like Jesus! It’s been dented here, that’s the beard, and here those holes are the eyes! If you look on the other side, there’s a cross too!”

    “This is a sign from the Lord. We cannot eat these Ritz Cheese crackers.”

    So instead, they agree to eat the rack of ribs.

    askaninjask and RODAN agree to encase the Ritz Cheese crackers in a glass seal, forever preserving its freshness. They sold the Jesus cracker on eBay for over 10,000 US dollars.






    CONGRATULATIONS TO THE CHEESY SNACKS, (LIGHTWOLF, GTS/THEANGRYSCIENTIST, VONFIEDLER, GOLDENKNIGHT, AND IMPERFECTLUCK) WINNERS OF SNACK FOOD SUPREMACY.
  23. theangryscientist

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    cheesy snacks the best
    also fuck whoever killed me the night i subbed in
  24. Thorns

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    this game was so

    cheesy
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  25. little gk

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    thanks aska/d24/lw/von/ipl/tas, this was a p fun game n.n

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