FML: An Ode to Smogon Bitching

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My friend and some of his buddies made FML and sold it to another company before it became popular, so that's kinda nifty. I could've been in on it. Too bad I can't code worth a shit. FML
 
Macdonalds in Australia no longer compatible with DS. Have no Wi-Fi available. Walked 45 mins to Macdonalds for Shiny Raikou. For nothing. FML
 
Today I found out about Gen 5.

FML
What? Let me explain how FMLs work:

Today, I ate a delicious ice cream sundae. FML [DOESN'T WORK]

Today, I ate an ice cream sundae, thinking it was mint chocolate chip. It wasn't, it was pistachio but I couldn't tell. I'm alergic to nuts and my friends thought it would be funny to put laxatives in it as well. I had to go to the emergency room. FML [WORKS JUST A BIT BETTER]
 

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I am just sobering up from a massive house party. To this point, I had never cheated on a girl in my life and never planned to. I have been dating this girl for three weeks who I think is lovely but I'm not totally into, but I am trying to see if I can hold down a long term relationship with her anyway. Back to the party, this really cute girl i was just sharing casual conversation with made a move on me and kissed me and I kissed back. Twice. Two days before Valentines Day. FML.

Edit: this one isn't meant to be funny, it's a legitimate FML. FML!!!!
 

Stallion

Tree Young
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Lol RW it actually does sound funny when you put it that way! Im just glad I at least had some self control to not go further then kissing :/ also I just realised that by posting what I did I just lost any chance I had of waking up and forgetting about this UGH!

Aku, there are plenty of dem bi
ddies for EVERYONE in Aussie land!
 
What? Let me explain how FMLs work:

Today, I ate a delicious ice cream sundae. FML [DOESN'T WORK]

Today, I ate an ice cream sundae, thinking it was mint chocolate chip. It wasn't, it was pistachio but I couldn't tell. I'm alergic to nuts and my friends thought it would be funny to put laxatives in it as well. I had to go to the emergency room. FML [WORKS JUST A BIT BETTER]
>implying fmls actually work
 
fucking chick giving me the cold shoulder being a cunt fuck mixed signals dont fucking understand fucking girls these days fuckity fuck what do i even say how do i respond what the fuck is happening how FUUUCKKKKKK WHY IS SHE SO HOT fml

Ahem.

Also, I called the admin of the Pokemon Online server many, many names around a month ago and got banned so hard that they had to update the scripts to accommodate the hugeness of my ban. I still can't get on :'( FML
 
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