If You Recieved A Text Message Form Hooters' mClub (shortcode 877-67) On January 28, 2015, You May..

[Un passant ordinaire]

"Well, I don't like you anymore Squishy >:("

Brine+Brine (combo) (Stunfisk) | Cooldown (Brine+Brine combo (Stunfisk))

"Don't be that irresponsible Dory. You adopted Squishy, you keep it."
Endure | Pain Split (Swinub)
If Stunfisk was succesfuly hit by Wishiwashi's combo a1 AND isn't KO a2, then target Stunfisk with Ice Beam A2

 

[Toon]

FIELD
Light Screen (5a)
---->
[Goid]​

Oblivious/Snow Cloak
46/52
2/2/1/2/58
Status: -1 Acc

Static/Limber
35/62
3/3/4/4/27
Status: -1 Acc
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//VS//​

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Schooling
66/70
5/5/6/5/26 (13)
Status: PAR (15%)

Trace/Download
18/63
1/3/4/3/40 (11)
Status: Fighting, +1 Atk, -1 Spe PAR (5%)

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Crit is lower than (#), Hit is higher than %, effect is lower than %
If i make a mistake i'll reroll them not because i want to but because im forced to, so ignored the random extra rolls.

1674 + 5929 + 9829 + 1916 + 5826 + 7214 + 6498 + 3693 + 2740 + 2726 + 9847 + 1480 + 9513 + 1983 + 4928 + 7525 + 7175 + 9255 + 6963 + 3997 = 110711

Swi > P > St > W

1ST ACTION

P uses endure
Para: 1674
-15en

Sw uses Icicle Crash
Hit: 5929
Crit: 9829
Damage: 10.5
-6en

St uses Infestation
Hit: 1916
Crit: 7214
Damage: (4+6-4.5)/1.5=3.7
-5en

W uses Brinerinaga
Para: 6498
Crit: 3693
Damage: (13*2.25*0.67+3+9-6)*1.5=38.4 ko'd
-34en

2ND ACTION

SWINUB uses Mud-Slap
Hit: 2740
Crit: 2726
Damage: 1
-3en

P uses Pain Split
Para: 9487
+21.1
-21.1
-26.1en

TL;DR
SWI -21HP -9EN
STUN -38HP -5EN
~~
WISHI -1HP -34EN
PORY +7HP -41EN
=======

FIELD
Light Screen (5a)
---->
[Goid]​

Oblivious/Snow Cloak
25/43
2/2/1/2/58
Status: OK!

Static/Limber
KO/62
3/3/4/4/27
Status: -1 Acc
​

//VS//​

​

Schooling
45/36
5/5/6/5/26 (13)
Status: PAR (10%)

Trace/Download
25/22
1/3/4/3/40
Status: Fighting, +1 Atk, no endure (1r)

Un passant ordinaire ORders
S0L1D G0LD Orders
I Toon!

 

[Un passant ordinaire]

You forgot to reduce Wishi's EN


Wishi: Scald (Swinub) | Water Pulse (Swinub)
If Swinub is under a succesful P/E move, then chill and push actions back
If Swinub used Fissure this action, then use Scald+Scald (combo) on Swinub


Porygon: Psychic (Swinub) | Ice Beam (Swinub)
If Swinub is under Endure when you are to act, use Psybeam (Swinub) instead and push actions back

 

[S0L1D G0LD]

This did not go well.

Fissure (Porygon) - Fissure (Porygon)
If Porygon has fainted when you would act, target Wishiwashi

 

[Toon]

FIELD
Light Screen (5a)
---->
[Goid]​

Oblivious/Snow Cloak
25/43
2/2/1/2/58
Status: OK!
​

//VS//​

​

Schooling
45/36
5/5/6/5/26 (13)
Status: PAR (10%)

Trace/Download
25/22
1/3/4/3/40
Status: Fighting, +1 Atk, no endure (1r)

=======
Crit is lower than (#), Hit is higher than %, effect is lower than %
If i make a mistake i'll reroll them not because i want to but because im forced to, so ignored the random extra rolls.

8613 + 4412 + 255 + 4695 + 1339 + 796 + 6510 + 3683 + 8474 + 8675 + 2167 + 1526 + 9449 + 9166 + 6720 + 7773 + 325 + 1250 + 8353 + 2648 = 96829

Swi > P > St > W

1ST ACTION

S uses Fissure
W | P
Hit: 8613, 4412 (3000) nah
-13en

P uses Psychic
Crit: 255 (625) yes
Effect: 4695
Damage: (7*0.5+6-3)=6.5
-5.5en

W uses Scalderinagasdfad
Para: 1339
Crit: 796
Effect: 6510
Damage: (8*2.25*0.5+3+9-3)*1.5=27
-27en

TL;DR
SWI -27+6.5HP -13EN
~~
WISHI -0HP -27EN
PORY -0HP -6EN
=======

FIELD
Light Screen (5a)
---->
[Goid]​

Oblivious/Snow Cloak
ded/43
2/2/1/2/58
Status: OK!
​

//VS//​

​

Schooling
45/9
5/5/6/5/26 (13)
Status: PAR (10%)

Trace/Download
25/16
1/3/4/3/40
Status: Fighting, +1 Atk, no endure (1r)

S0L1D G0LD 1CC
Swinub 1EC 3MC 1AC 1MC
Stunfisk 4MC 1AC

Un passant ordinaire 2CC
Wishiwashi 5MC 2KOC
Porygon 1EC 3MC 1AC

15uc

 

[S0L1D G0LD]

Fissure isn't a spread move, but if it was Wishiwashi would have been hit.

 

[Un passant ordinaire]

True

Anyway that was a good match my friend !