Madotsuki vs. Biobizbarto! Beware the dreamer's knife!

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"This turtle mold thing sure is a tough nut to crack so tough that super effective moves don't even seem to phase it! ... so I guess Hugh will just have to crush its defenses with brute force!"

Rock-valanche (Rock Slide+Rock Slide)~Cooldown~Stomp
 
Wait wait
I forgot about the cooldown after that Boulder Blaster, didn't I...
Assuming there IS a cooldown if you KO with a combo... is there?
 
Madotsuki (AO):

Caliborn
HP: 54
EN: 20
Stats: 1/10/1/9/4
Abilities: Sturdy, Gluttony
Ailments: No ailments
Stat changes: -1 Atk (Permanent), -10 evasion
Other: None

VS.

Biobizbarto (AX):

Hugh Heffer
HP: 100
EN: 100
Stats: 4/3/2/2/127
Abilities: Intimidate, Anger Point
Ailments: None
Stat changes: +19 accuracy
Other: None

Field Effects:
Rain (3 rounds)​

Round 6: Wrath of the Playbull


We're back, f-GAH! I gotta stop doing that! Anyway, so the kid's Shuckle took out the gentleman's Poliwag, leaving him to summon everyone's favorite playbull, Hugh Heffer!

While Caliborn is still Cooling down from last round's Boulder Blaster, Hugh gathers rocks for a combination of his own - a Rock-valanche! However, this forces the Tauros to have a Cooldown session himself, giving Caliborn a chance to shoot some Toxic sludge...but he misses, giving Hugh a chance to give the shuckle a good Stompin', while Caliborn is pretty tired out by now, and needs to take a Chill.

Well, I'd say Mado's Shuckle is running out of steam, wouldn't you agree, Rico?


Yeah, but you know how long low-energy mons can survive with a few well-placed chills. Especially when their defenses are as impregnable as this guy's.


Yeah. Well, we'll see how it goes in th-...


...Boss? Something wrong?


...UHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-

Order: Tauros, Shuckle

Action 1 (Priority: Shuckle, Tauros)
Caliborn must cool down!
Hugh Heffer used Rock-valanche!
-Crit chance: 7507 = NOPE.
-Damage: ((8 * 2.25) + 6 - 12.5 - 1) *1.5 = 15.75 damage
-Energy cost: 16 * 1.75 = 28 EN
Numbers:
-Shuckle: -15.75 HP
-Tauros: -28 EN

Action 2
Hugh Heffer must cool down!
Caliborn used Toxic!
-Hit chance (Hit <= 9000): 9133 = OHHHHHHHHHHH...
Numbers:
-Shuckle: -7 EN
-Tauros: No changes

Action 3
Hugh Heffer used Stomp!
-Crit chance: 5308 = NOPE.
-Damage: (12 + 3 + 6 - 12.5 - 1) * .67 = 5.03 damage
-Effect chance (Flinch <= 3000): 8167 = NOPE.
Caliborn used Chill!
Caliborn recovered 12 EN!

Numbers:
-Shuckle: -5.03 HP, +12 EN
-Tauros: -6 EN

Final Numbers:
-Shuckle: -21 (20.78) HP, +5 EN
-Tauros: -34 EN

Madotsuki (AO):

Caliborn
HP: 33
EN: 25
Stats: 1/10/1/9/4
Abilities: Sturdy, Gluttony
Ailments: No ailments
Stat changes: -1 Atk (Permanent), -10 evasion
Other: None

VS.

Biobizbarto (AX):

Hugh Heffer
HP: 100
EN: 66
Stats: 4/3/2/2/127
Abilities: Intimidate, Anger Point
Ailments: None
Stat changes: +19 accuracy
Other: None

Field Effects:
Rain (2 rounds)​



I AM THE CHAMPION FROM BEYOND DEATH! MAKE YOUR MOVE AGAINST THE GIRL WHO DREAMS, BARTO!


Boss, snap out of it!
 


"Alright Hugh great start looks like super effective moves won't do the trick! Keep it up and Curb Stomp dat mold!!! ... Well Rai say I seem to have acquired some new diction to incorporate into my vernacular ... 'Curb stomp dat mold' ... I feel like a spry young lad when I say that!"

Curb Stomp (Stomp+Stomp)~Cooldown~Chill

If encore is used a1, then just use Stomp
 
(I'm... not 100% sure the damage calculations are correct. Shuckle's actually weak to Rock Slide and resistant to Stomp (you forgot the multiplier), and I THINK you counted Hugh's STAB twice? So, Bio, super-effective moves are probably your best bet. That is, if my calculations here are correct.

...should I move, or do you wish to change your orders?

Oh, and sorry for nitpicking, Wanderer...)
 
(Well yeah, but I didn't want Bio to think Stomp was doing as much as it was, or that Rock Slide was...
Huh. A single rock slide will do less damage than a single stomp, but a Rock-valanche will do more than a Curb Stomp. Funny how that works.
I guess I'll just go? The two are close in damage, anyway...)

"Oh, great... The ref's gone bonkers, AND he's stolen my knife!"
Suddenly, Madotsuki turned to the Lucario. "You. Get my knife, and maybe I won't stab you."

<FINALLY. I CAN stop talking like that again. Gets tiring.>

Chill - Rest - Self-Explanatory
 
On my rock-valanche and stomp what is the 1 (((8 * 2.25) + 6 - 12.5 - 1) *1.5 = 15.75 damage

Also , I could use rock-valanche instead of Curb stomp ... but regardless of damage output Curb stomp is just so much more awesome and helps express my feelings towards this unbreakable turtle mold haha
 
Ahh alright forgot about that ... and if Mado doesn't mind I think I will replace Curb Stomp with Rock-Valanche ... as much as I want to curb stomp that little mold :P lol

no other changed though ... if its a burden at all though no worries go with curb stomp
 
Madotsuki (AO):

Caliborn
HP: 33
EN: 25
Stats: 1/10/1/9/4
Abilities: Sturdy, Gluttony
Ailments: No ailments
Stat changes: -1 Atk (Permanent), -10 evasion
Other: None

VS.

Biobizbarto (AX):

Hugh Heffer
HP: 100
EN: 66
Stats: 4/3/2/2/127
Abilities: Intimidate, Anger Point
Ailments: None
Stat changes: +19 accuracy
Other: None

Field Effects:
Rain (2 rounds)​

Round 7: Attack of the possessed wanderer


I AM THE CHAMPION FROM BEYOND DEATH!


Oh great. The ref's gone bonkers, AND he's stolen my knife!


Boss, what the hell are you talking about?


GIRL WHO DREAMS! YOUR RAMPAGE OF DEATH AND DESTRUCTION ENDS HERE, FOR I SHALL RAIN JUDGEMENT UPON YOU!


...You, dog-


Jackal.


Pardon?


I'm not a dog, I'm a jackal.


Well, in all fairness, a jackal is a type of dog-


STOP IGNORING ME AND FACE JUDGEMENT, GIRL WHO DREAMS!


Look, it doesn't matter! Get my knife from that crazy, and maybe I won't stab you.


Oh HELL no! I ain't letting you try to kill someone aga-


YOU! DOG-


Jackal.


STEP ASIDE! THE GIRL WHO DREAMS MUST DIE!


Look, uh...whoever the hell is possessing the Boss...just knock it off, alright? We've got a fight to ref.


YOU WOULD DARE OPPOSE THE CHAMPION FROM BEYOND DEATH, DOG?!


I SAID I'M A FUCKING JACKAL!

*Rico bitchslaps Ben/CfBD hard, slamming him face-first into a nearby dumpster*


GAAAH! FUCK, RICO! WHAT THE FUCKING HELL?!


Wait, did I just - fuck, I did!


Seriously! The fuck was that for?!...And what the hell happened to my clothes?


Uh...Boss, do you remember what happened about five minutes ago?


Actually, no, I kinda bla-ohhhhhh no, you're not getting out of this one!


No seriously Boss, I think that same thing that possessed Barto possessed you-

*While Ben and Rico are arguing, the round has since passed, and Caliborn and the playbull are chatting it up while they wait.*

...Ano...maybe we should go look for them.


I was under the impression we were to remain until Mr. Waldstein's arrival.


But we've been here for two hours already and nothing's happened! This is boring! -_-


Damn straight it is.
El Sabueso agrees.


...You know he's apt to annihilate us all for this, right?


Nah, he only does that kinda stuff to Ben-chan.


He'll probably give us a tongue-lashing, but that's about it.


*sigh* Fine, I'll accompany the three of you.


Yaaaay~! ^0^

Order: Tauros, Shuckle

Action 1 (Priority: Shuckle, Tauros)
Caliborn used Chill!
Caliborn recovered 12 EN!

Hugh Heffer used Rock-valanche!
-Crit chance: 8029 = NOPE.
-Damage: ((8 * 2.25) + 6 - 12.5 - 1) *1.5 = 15.75 damage
-Energy Cost: 16 * 1.75 = 28 EN
Numbers:
-Shuckle: -15.75 HP, +12 EN
-Tauros: -28 EN

Action 2
Hugh Heffer must cool down!
Caliborn used Rest!
Caliborn went to sleep! (3 actions)
Caliborn recovered 12 HP!
Numbers:
-Shuckle: +12 HP, -15 EN
-Tauros: No changes

Action 3
Hugh Heffer used Chill!
Hugh Heffer recovered 12 EN!

Caliborn is fast asleep.
Caliborn recovered 12 HP!

Numbers:
-Shuckle: +12 HP
-Tauros: +12 EN

Final Numbers:
-Shuckle: +8 (8.25) HP, -3 EN
-Tauros: -16 EN

Madotsuki (AO):

Caliborn
HP: 41
EN: 22
Stats: 1/10/1/9/4
Abilities: Sturdy, Gluttony
Ailments: Rest (1 action)
Stat changes: -1 Atk (Permanent), -10 evasion
Other: None

VS.

Biobizbarto (AX):

Hugh Heffer
HP: 100
EN: 50
Stats: 4/3/2/2/127
Abilities: Intimidate, Anger Point
Ailments: None
Stat changes: +19 accuracy
Other: None

Field Effects:
Rain (1 round)​

Your move, Mado.
 
"Heh... something is trying to kill me?" said Madotsuki to herself. "I'll just have to kill it first... heh."

Keep resting - Toxic - Chill

IF I flinch on the turn I use Toxic, push it back.
 
Madotsuki (AO):

Caliborn
HP: 41
EN: 22
Stats: 1/10/1/9/4
Abilities: Sturdy, Gluttony
Ailments: Rest (1 action)
Stat changes: -1 Atk (Permanent), -10 evasion
Other: None

VS.

Biobizbarto (AX):

Hugh Heffer
HP: 100
EN: 50
Stats: 4/3/2/2/127
Abilities: Intimidate, Anger Point
Ailments: None
Stat changes: +19 accuracy
Other: None

Field Effects:
Rain (1 round)​

Round 8: I'm starting to think this ghost's personality changes with the avatar


Okay Boss, I'm sorry for punching you in the face, but you really were possessed! Some champion from beyond death or something!


Come on, do you really expect me to believe that?


Then why are you wearing different clothes?


I dunno, maybe I decided to change them?


In public, Boss?


I've done it before...mind you, I was still in high school, and it was on a bet, and I got suspended for a week, and I never did get that twenty bucks...but I have done it before!


TMI. But seriously, you were poss-...


...Rico?


HEY HEY HEY! WE'RE GONNA HAVE A PARTY! A REPUBLICAN PARTY!


...The hell?

*Meanwhile, on the other end of the battlefield...*


Rai say, They seem to have forgotten us.


Should I stab them?


Goddammit, this is getting me nowhere! I've been looking for hours now and that moron still hasn't turned up! *sigh*...maybe I should just give up. Yeah, he'll come back, eventually. Besides, I'm sure the others are pissed at me, being stuck at the arena for so lo-

*Butch's monologue is cut short as he notices a banged-up motorcycle with a Lucario-sized sidecar.*

...wait, isn't that Lad's bike?

Order: Tauros, Shuckle

Action 1 (Priority: Shuckle, Tauros)
Caliborn is still asleep.
Hugh Heffer used Rock-valanche!
-Crit chance: 8113 = NOPE.
-Damage: ((8 * 2.25) + 6 - 12.5 - 1) *1.5 = 15.75 damage
-Energy cost: Energy Cost: 16 * 1.75 = 28 EN
Caliborn recovered 12 HP!
Numbers:
-Shuckle: -3.75 HP
-Tauros: -28 EN

Action 2
Hugh Heffer must cool down!
Caliborn woke up!
Caliborn used Toxic!

-Hit chance (Hit <= 9000): 757 = Hit
Hugh Heffer was badly poisoned!
Hugh Heffer was hurt by poison!
(-1 HP Tauros)
Numbers:
-Shuckle: -7 EN
-Tauros: -1 HP

Action 3
Hugh Heffer used Stomp!
-Crit chance: 2046 = NOPE.
-Damage: (12 + 3 + 6 - 12.5 - 1) * .67 = 5.03 damage
-Effect chance (Flinch <= 3000): 8165 = NOPE.
Caliborn used Chill!
Caliborn recovered 12 EN!

Hugh Heffer was hurt by poison! (-1 HP Tauros)
Numbers:
-Shuckle: -5.03 HP, +12 EN
-Tauros: -1 HP, -6 EN

Final Numbers:
-Shuckle: -9 (8.78) HP, +5 EN
-Tauros: -2 HP, -34 EN

Madotsuki (AO):

Caliborn
HP: 32
EN: 27
Stats: 1/10/1/9/4
Abilities: Sturdy, Gluttony
Ailments: None
Stat changes: -1 Atk (Permanent), -10 evasion
Other: None

VS.

Biobizbarto (AX):

Hugh Heffer
HP: 98
EN: 16
Stats: 4/3/2/2/127
Abilities: Intimidate, Anger Point
Ailments: Toxic (2 DPA)
Stat changes: +19 accuracy
Other: None

Field Effects:
Nothing​

Your turn, Barto.
 
"I'm honestly more worried about the demon than your weaksauce bull."

<Yawn... I'm not too worried about either. Good night...>

"Oh, come on, Caliborn! Is it really that hard?"

<zzz...>

Chill - Rest - sleep
 
Madotsuki (AO):

Caliborn
HP: 32
EN: 27
Stats: 1/10/1/9/4
Abilities: Sturdy, Gluttony
Ailments: None
Stat changes: -1 Atk (Permanent), -10 evasion
Other: None

VS.

Biobizbarto (AX):

Hugh Heffer
HP: 98
EN: 16
Stats: 4/3/2/2/127
Abilities: Intimidate, Anger Point
Ailments: Toxic (2 DPA)
Stat changes: +19 accuracy
Other: None

Field Effects:
Nothing​

Round 9: <I'm gonna be reffin' 'dis battle, see?>


<Hey there, dames and fellas! Since it looks like there's a problem with ghosts and all, I'm gonna be reffin' 'dis battle, see?>


THE GIRL WHO DREAMS HAS GOTTA DIE, MOTHERFUCKER!


Nobody's killing anybody, Rico. Now knock it off.


CAN YOU MAKE ME? NO YOU REPUBLICAAAAAAAAN'T!


<So anyway, 'dis Tauros, the guy's all tired, see? So he Chills off summa 'dat fatigue so he can getsta takin' 'dat mold down, see? 'Course, 'da mold tries ta' do 'da same thing, but 'da fella's outta chills for the resta' 'da fight!>


Seriously Rico, quit this bullshi-


REPUBLICAN FIIIIIIIIIIST!


<Anyway, 'da Tauros, he takes another Chill break, see? And his Shuckle buddy? He decides to Rest off summa 'dat damage, see?>


WHAT THE HELL?! YOU FUCKING PUNCHED ME IN THE FACE!


AND I'D DO IT AGAIN, TOO! REPUBLICAN FIIIIIIIIIIST!



<So not much happens at 'dis point, see? While 'da little mold's in la-la land, 'da bull decides to give himma good Stompin', not that it does much good.>


VOTE FOR ME, MOTHERFUCKER! I WILL TAKE 10% OF TAXES AND PUT IT TOWARDS LOW-BUDGET SUPERHERO SHOWS!


Okay, Rico, or whoever the fuck you are, I'm fucking sick of this. Let's go!
Order: Tauros, Shuckle

Action 1
Hugh Heffer used Chill!
Hugh Heffer recovered 12 EN!

Caliborn is out of Chills!
Hugh Heffer is hurt by poison! (-2 HP Tauros)
Numbers:
-Shuckle: No changes
-Tauros: -2 HP, +12 EN

Action 2
Hugh Heffer used Chill!
Hugh Heffer recovered 12 EN!

Caliborn used Rest!
Caliborn went to sleep!
(3 actions)
Caliborn recovered 12 HP!
Hugh Heffer is hurt by poison! (-2 HP Tauros)
Numbers:
-Shuckle: +12 HP, -15 EN
-Tauros: -2 HP, +12 EN

Action 3
Hugh Heffer used Stomp!
-Crit chance: 5941 = NOPE.
-Damage: 12 + 3 + 6 - 12.5 - 1 = 7.5 damage
Caliborn is fast asleep.
Caliborn recovered 12 HP!

Hugh Heffer is hurt by poison! (-2 HP Tauros)
Numbers:
-Shuckle: +4.5 HP
-Tauros: -2 HP, -6 EN

Final Numbers:
-Shuckle: +17 (16.5) HP, -15 EN
-Tauros: -6 HP, +18 EN

Madotsuki (AO):

Caliborn
HP: 49
EN: 12
Stats: 1/10/1/9/4
Abilities: Sturdy, Gluttony
Ailments: None
Stat changes: -1 Atk (Permanent), -10 evasion
Other: None

VS.

Biobizbarto (AX):

Hugh Heffer
HP: 92
EN: 34
Stats: 4/3/2/2/127
Abilities: Intimidate, Anger Point
Ailments: Toxic (3 DPA)
Stat changes: +19 accuracy
Other: None

Field Effects:
Nothing​

Mado?
 
(Not much else to do)

"The Republican Party's after me? I know they have that war against women crap, but this is taking it too literally..."

Sleep - Rock Blast - Rock Blast
 


"Those sure are some fine young chaps in the GOP ... Oh ya we're still battling ... uhh Hugh do your like -3 damage to the turtmold"

Stomp~Chill~Stomp
 
Madotsuki (AO):

Caliborn
HP: 49
EN: 12
Stats: 1/10/1/9/4
Abilities: Sturdy, Gluttony
Ailments: None
Stat changes: -1 Atk (Permanent), -10 evasion
Other: None

VS.

Biobizbarto (AX):

Hugh Heffer
HP: 92
EN: 34
Stats: 4/3/2/2/127
Abilities: Intimidate, Anger Point
Ailments: Toxic (3 DPA)
Stat changes: +19 accuracy
Other: None

Field Effects:
Nothing​

Round 10: <Ol' Jericho's walls came tumblin' down, see?>

<Well, we're back, guys and dolls. Still doin' 'da refwork here, seeing as 'da monkey an' his dog->


JACKAL!

<...'da monkey and his jackal are still brawlin', see?>

*And sure enough, Ben and the possessed Rico are engulfed in a cartoonish cloud of smoke, with limbs and written sound effects intermittently popping out.*

<So anyway, ol' Stonewall's still sleepin' off damage, see? So Hugh, he gets 'dis idea to give him a good Stompin', just like in 'da last round. 'Course, 'dat leaves him a little tired, see? So he Chills off some of 'dat fatigue, while 'da mold wakes up and shoots off a really nasty Blasta' Rocks, see? So 'dis pisses Hugh off real good, and he gives Caliborn annudda Stompin', see? But 'da mold, he just takes it in stride, despite being pretty tired, and fires off annudda Blasta' Rocks...wow. I guess he was real tired, see? 'Dat last move exhausted 'da seemingly impregnable Shuckle!>

*Meanwhile, Ben and Rico lay on the ground, both battered and bruised.*


*huff, pant* You...you want another round?


*pant, wheeze* What the...what the hell happened, Boss? Why's my fur red?


You know that possession crap you were talking about?


It...it happened to me, didn't it? Did I sound all creepy and demonic like you?


No...more like Fat Albert.

*And somewhere in the middle of the tussle, Madotsuki's knife had come flying out of Ben's pocket, landing at her feet...*

Hey Ted-san, isn't this that place we were talking about earlier?


Yeah, you're right. Think we'll run into the girl who dreams? Or that ghost? *snicker*


Please refrain from mentioning that...


Wait. Al, are you actually afraid of ghosts?


Of...of course not! Alphonse Wellingham Georgington von Pretential the Third does not attach weight to chimeras such as-


*lets out a horrid, mournful wail from behind Al*


UWAAAAAAAH!

Order: Tauros, Shuckle

Action 1

Hugh Heffer used Stomp!
-Crit chance: 94 = EEEEEEEEEEEEYUP.
-Damage: 12 + 3 + 3 + 6 - 12.5 - 1 = 10.5 damage
Caliborn is fast asleep.
Caliborn recovered 12 HP!

Hugh Heffer is hurt by poison! (-3 HP Tauros)
Numbers:
-Shuckle: +2.5 HP
-Tauros: -3 HP, -10 EN

Action 2
Hugh Heffer used Chill!
Hugh Heffer recovered 12 EN!

Caliborn woke up!
Caliborn used Rock Blast!

-Hit chance (Hit <= 9000): 2585 = Hit
-Hit number (1 = 3 hits; 2 = 4; 3 = 5): 3 = Full blast, baby!
-Crit chances: 6748, 2735, 1051, 1785, 4391 = NOPE.
-Damage: 15 + 3 + 1.5 - 4.5 - 1.75 = 13.25 damage
Hugh Heffer is hurt by poison! (-3 HP Tauros)
Numbers:
-Shuckle: -6 EN
-Tauros: -16.25 HP, +12 EN

Action 3
Hugh Heffer used Stomp!
-Crit chance: 3382 = NOPE.
-Damage: 12 + 3 + 6 - 12.5 - 1 = 7.5 damage
-Effect chance (Flinch <= 3000): 8698 = NOPE.
Caliborn used Rock Blast!
-Hit chance (Hit <= 9000): 1827 = Hit
-Hit number (1 = 3 hits; 2 = 4; 3 = 5): 2 = 4 hits
-Crit chances: 8583, 8395, 3681, 5421 = NOPE.
-Damage: 12 + 3 + 1.5 - 4.5 - 1.75 = 10.25 damage
Caliborn fainted from exhaustion!
Hugh Heffer is hurt by poison! (-3 HP Tauros)
Numbers:
-Shuckle: -7.5 HP, -6 EN
-Tauros: -13.25 HP, -6 EN

Final Numbers:
-Shuckle: -5 HP, -12 EN
-Tauros: -33 (32.5) HP, -4 EN

Madotsuki (XO):

Caliborn
HP: 44
EN: KO
Stats: 1/10/1/9/4
Abilities: Sturdy, Gluttony
Ailments: Faint
Stat changes: -10 evasion
Other: None

VS.

Biobizbarto (AX):

Hugh Heffer
HP: 59
EN: 30
Stats: 4/3/2/2/127
Abilities: Intimidate, Anger Point
Ailments: Toxic (4 DPA)
Stat changes: +19 accuracy
Other: None

Field Effects:
Nothing​

Doc Scratch'll be sent out automatically. Barto?
 
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