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"Hmm?"
Madotsuki picked up the knife, as a mischievous grin appeared on her face. "Hee... to kill the ghosts, maybe I should just kill the hosts. Hee hee... I think I'll go in order!"
She then ran at Biobazbarto, knife raised underhand above her head
<I'm afraid my master's violent tendencies cannot be quelled,> Doc Scratch said to Hugh. <Luckily for you, Hugh, I am perfectly in control of my own actions.>
<Well 'dis is lookin' bad, see? I think 'da human girl's gonna...UHOOOOOOOOOOO->
Anyway, where we're weHOLY SHIT SHE'S GOT THE KNIFE AGAIN!
Hee hee...to kill the ghosts, maybe I should just kill the-
*And once again, the knife gets stolen from Madotsuki - this time by a shiny rattata.*
Ratta! Rattata!
...The hell?
What's he saying, Rico?
Can't say, Boss. He's talking in...well, think of it as the pokemon version of Spanish.
<iNadie se va a morir esta noche, niña que sueña!>
Well, at least we don't have to worry about her killing us...but what's the rat gonna do?
<iY ahora voy a castigarte por tus atrocidades contra la humanidad! Preparar a->
*The babelfished Rattata's monologue is cut short as a confounded Hugh Heffer accidentally kicks him into a wall.*
...We just missed the whole round again, didn't we?
Eeeeeeeyup.
Order: Tauros, Duskull
Action 1 Hugh Heffer used Fire Blast!
-Crit chance: 3362 = NOPE.
-Damage: 12 + 3 - 4.5 = 10.5 damage
-Effect chance (Burn <= 1000): 3825 = NOPE. Doc Scratch used Taunt! Hugh Heffer is pissed! (6 actions) Hugh Heffer is hurt by poison! (-4 HP Tauros) Numbers:
-Duskull: -10.5 HP, -10 EN
-Tauros: -4 HP, -8 EN
Action 2 Hugh Heffer is too pissed to use Chill! Doc Scratch used Torment! Hugh Heffer was subject to Torment! (-6 actions) Hugh Heffer is hurt by poison! (-4 HP Tauros) Numbers:
-Duskull: -10 EN
-Tauros: -4 HP
Action 3 Hugh Heffer used Fire Blast!
-Crit chance: 3168 = NOPE.
-Damage: 12 + 3 - 4.5 = 10.5 damage
-Effect chance (Burn <= 1000): 5552 = NOPE. Doc Scratch used Confuse Ray!
-Confusion chance (1 = slight; 2 = severe; 3 = intense): 1 = slight Hugh Heffer was confused! (2 actions) Hugh Heffer is hurt by poison! (-4 HP Tauros) Numbers:
-Duskull: -10.5 HP, -4 EN
-Tauros: -4 HP, -8 EN
Final Numbers:
-Duskull: -21 HP, -24 EN
-Tauros: -12 HP, -16 EN
"Rai do say it was not Hugh who startled you little girl, but in fact he was the one that punished that golden spanish rat! Nonetheless ... this looks to be quite the pickle here Hugh is looking tired"
Pursuit~Horn Attack~Payback
Looks like gg no 6 action permutation that Hugh can do will leave him standing (and be worth the two turns)
Alright, now that nobody's killing anyone anymore...
*grumble grumble*
...we can get on with the next round. So in spite of suffering a menagerie of maladies, Hugh rushes at Doc in hot Pursuit...only to get Pursuited himself by Madotsuki's Duskull. Unfortunately, that confusion gets the best of our playbull, and he ends up hitting himself, giving the doctor a free pass at setting up a Trick Room. Having the speed advantage now, Doc shines another Ray of Confusion on Hugh Heffer, but he powers through it and Pays him back...with interest!
...unfortunately, he also collapses in exhaustion, meaning Doc Scratch takes the KO - and the battle! Well, a lot of weird shit's happened tonight, but all in all it was a good fight! Thank you, and good ni-
Mite mite! There they are!
Huh? Isn't that-
What the hell, guys?! You left us waiting for almost three hours!
Well, uh...
Save your excuses, gentlemen. You and your hound-
Jackal.
Whatever. You're not escaping this one.
Yeah! Some of us have other stuff to do toniOHGODIT'STHEGIRLWHODREAMS!
UWAAAAAAAAAAH!!!
Girl who dr-you mean Madotsuki? What's so scary about her? She was only having a pokemon battle with-
*Ben's line is cut short as he turns his head toward the battlefield...only to find nothing there.*
...Huh? Where'd they go?
Order: Tauros, Duskull
Action 1
-Hit self chance (Hit self <= 5000): 9653 = A-OK! Hugh Heffer used Pursuit!
-Crit chance: 2841 = NOPE.
-Damage: (4 + 6 - 6) * 1.5 = 6 damage Doc Scratch used Pursuit!
-Crit chance: 6288 = NOPE.
-Damage: 4 + 3 - 4.5 = 2.5 damage Hugh Heffer is hurt by poison! (-5 HP Tauros) Numbers:
-Duskull: -6 HP, -5 EN
-Tauros: -7.5 HP, -5 EN
Action 2
-Hit self chance (Hit self <= 5000): 1246 = EEEEEEEEYUP. Hugh Heffer hit himself!
-Damage: 4 + 6 - 4.5 = 5.5 damage Doc Scratch used Trick Room!
Doc Scratch twisted the arena's dimensions! (4 rounds) Hugh Heffer is hurt by poison! (-5 HP Tauros) Numbers:
-Duskull: -10 EN
-Tauros: -10.5 HP, -3 EN
Action 3 Doc Scratch used Confuse Ray!
-Confusion chance (1 = slight; 2 = severe; 3 = intense): 1 = slight Hugh Heffer was confused! (2 actions)
-Hit self chance (Hit self <= 5000): 5947 = It's all good Hugh Heffer used Payback!
-Crit chance: 480 = EEEEEEEEEEYUP.
-Damage: (10 + 3 + 6 - 6) * 1.5 = 19.5 damage Hugh Heffer fainted from exhaustion! Numbers:
-Duskull: -19.5 HP, -4 EN
-Tauros: -6 EN
Final Numbers:
-Duskull: -26 (25.5) HP, -19 EN
-Tauros: -18 HP, -14 EN