Minor Character Mafia - Game Over (Hateful Victory)

[Fishin]

Dawn broke, and everyone woke up to the familiar sight of dead bodies. The first was Mr_Goodbar, who had been given the same dissection treatment as GTS and Dogfish44.

Attention Mr_Goodbar,
You are ???????? (??????).
You are allied with ???????.

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You win if ????????

After that...Ace Matador lay dead on the ground with several slash wounds.

Attention Ace Matador.,
You are Montgomery Scott (Star Trek).
You are allied with the Indifferent.

You're an engineer on the Starship Enterprise and (assuming the recent Star Trek movie isn't pulling my leg) the person who came up with the equation to teleport someone to a ship in warp. You're also a proud man of Scotland, just in case your name and accent didn't tip people off enough.

Of course, the thing you're most famous for is the "Beam me up, Scotty!" phrase. During the night, you can PM the host with "Night X - Beaming USER up", and that user will be beamed up to the Starship Enterprise and protected from any killing roles. You can beam yourself up if you want, though some people will probably look at you funny.

You win if the Indifferent win.

After seeing the two expected corpses on the ground, everyone was surprised to see a third. Jimbo lay dead, killed by some sort of energy blade.

Attention Jimbo,

EXCALIBUR! EXCALIBUR!
From a United King, I am looking for him...
I'm going to Californiaaaaaaaa

You are Excalibur (Soul Eater).
You are allied with the Loved.

Your legend began in the 12th century. Since then you've lived many lives - while you normally just sit around and drink your tea, you've worked with people like Sherlock Holmes and performed at all the biggest theaters in the world. Though you look like a gentleman, your true form is that of a weapon. The legendary sword, Excalibur. Whoever holds it gains incredible power...if they can put up with your incessant whining, bragging, singing, and hundreds of stupid rules. Needless to say, anyone capable of tolerating you deserves the title of "hero".

That said, you are quite possibly the deadliest weapon in existence. You can't do much on your own, but each night, you can send a PM with the title "Night Y - using USER1 to kill USER2", where USER1 is another Loved member. That night, in addition to performing their normal role, the user will team up with you to kill the target. After having used you for a night, though, your partner won't have the mental strength to do it again for another consecutive night, so use your kills wisely. Also keep in mind that if either of you is stopped from doing something that night, your kill won't go through.

If you ever die, your team will gain an alternate method of killing.

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You win if the Loved win.

Everyone's spirits lifted slightly with the death of another mafioso, but things were still looking bleak. There was nothing else to do but prepare for another lynch.

It's now Day 3. Day will end in 48 hours or when a lynch target has been decided, will edit this post when all results PMs are out, etc. (late edit: all PMs out)

 

[Bass]

Just for the record, Kumar has been silenced, and he left me some important instructions to give to the Indifferent!

Today, we are going to lynch Xyrem Aether G, who according to Kumar is one of the last remaining members of the Loved. We may be down, but don't be discouraged!

Lynch Xyrem Aether G

 

[matty]

Lynch Xyrem Aether G

Ya, your pretty obviously mafia

 

[Yoshi King]

Lynch Xyrem Aether G

 

[sanjay120]

lynch xyrem aether g

pretty obvious choice.

 

[macle]

Lynch Xyrem Aether G

fucking terrible name

 

[Thunda]

fuck it macle, smash him, mash him, let him have it

lynch xyrem aether g

 

[Jimbo]

oh........ oh well

 

[Team Aether]

Why do you all have to bash my name? -_-

 

[Outlaw]

Because it is horrible and you should feel horrible.

 

[Team Aether]

Well, I do feel horrible since everyone hates it. D:

 

[sanjay120]

good.

 

[Yoshi King]

Yeah good.

 

[billymills]

Agreeing with above.

 

[askaninjask]

Lynch Xyrem Aether G

normally i would make some sort of joke at this point, like "vote inlaw" instead of "outlaw", or lynch SoleDad instead of LonelyNess, but to be brutally honest, your name is Xyrem Aether G.

oh my god i am such a hypocrite :(

 

[Team Aether]

....... D:<

 

[Sidd]

lynch Xyrem Aether G

 

[YoshiX]

Lynch Xyrem Aether G

 

[Fishin]

As the village turned on Xyrem Aether G, accusing him of having a terrible username and being a mafia man on top of that, he could only sputter one word:

"Inconcievable!"

After that, he got bum rushed and died.

Attention Xyrem Aether G,
You are Vizzini (The Princess Bride).
You are allied with the Loved.

You're a Sicilian criminal genius and allegedly the man of the greatest wit in the world. Unfortunately, you weren't able to challenge #fluodome to a friendly game of witty since you couldn't find a working computer, so you've ended up stuck in this war.

At night, you can challenge someone to a game (or several) of wits by PMing the host with "Night X - Challenging USER". You'll play a few games with them, and in the process, trick them into giving up their items. If they have no items, you'll just force them into revealing something about themselves.

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You win if the Loved win.

It is now Night 3. The night will end in roughly 48 hours.

 

[Yoshi King]

And there was much rejoicing.

 

[Team Aether]

D:<

 

[matty]

So were 3-3 on the Loved....... what about the other mafia lol....?

I'm assuming its a 4-4-1/2 spread for badies. That means we still have a bunch of one mafia sitting around.

 

[blue_light]

Yo Fishin, I'm really happy for you, I'll let you finish, but moi's Morrowind Mafia was one of the best of all time. OF ALL TIME!

 

[Fishin]

The usual. Everyone woke up, looking for dead bodies.

The first corpse had all its blood vessels burst by some unknown power. Yoshi King had finally been found.

Attention Yoshi King,
You are Waldo (Where's Waldo?).
You are allied with the Indifferent.

Despite the fact that your name is in the title of the books you appear in, you manage to count as a minor character because nobody can ever find you. You're always hidden somewhere, just another face in the crowd. It's so hard to find you that most people would put down everything else as soon as they see the icoinc red and white striped shirt, glasses, and hat.

During the night, you can PM the host with "Night X - Where's Waldo?". You'll pop out for a moment, let everyone catch a good glimpse, and then vanish back into the crowd. Everyone will see you and frantically try to find you. At the end of the night, you'll eventually get caught, but it takes so damn long to find you that nobody will have had a chance to do anything else. This can only be used once in the game, since finding Waldo isn't nearly as exciting the second time.

Note that this ability will take effect as soon as the PM is received, and it cannot be used until Night 3.

You win if the Indifferent win.

Disappointed in seeing their childhood dreams trampled in such a way, everyone moved on. The next was a rather unusual death - it looked like some sort of green and orange spaceship had falled from the sky and exploded on lanterminator.

Attention lanterminator,
You are Vyers, the Dark Adoni...I mean, Midboss (Disgaea).
You are allied with the Loved.

You may think you're strong enough to be of some importance, but to everyone else you'll forever just be a Mid boss. You do have some merit, though. At night you may PM the host with "Night X - standing by USER", and if anyone tries to kill that user you'll get in their way and convince them that since you're a midboss, you need to be defeated first. Since this is a game, everyone will follow game logic and target you instead. Of course, since you're a recurring character, you'll always survive thanks to said game logic as well as your high HP. If you're targeted directly, though, you will die.

You can also use this power during the day. If you PM the host with "Day X - Disrupting lynch", you'll pull the same routine. Since it's the daytime, there's no way you'll be able to escape, but you'll take the role of the person who was being lynched and they yours.

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You win if the Loved win.

One more body lay on the ground, with a slash through it. The moile was dead.

Attention moi,
You are Kuroro Lucifer (Hunter x Hunter).
You are Neutral.

The leader of an unbelievably powerful criminal organization and one of the most dangerous people on the planet. Unlike the rest of these fools, you're not here to fight a war. You're sure you could probably defeat most of them on your own anyways, but that's not important. The main reason you're here is for even more power, which you intend to forcibly take from anyone you can.

You have a rather unique ability called Skill Hunter. It allows you to absorb certain abilities from anyone, without their consent, by PMing the host with "Night X - Skill Hunter USER". If the target has one of the following abilities, you will steal it from them. However, the user will still be left alive and any other abilities s/he might have will remain intact. If you die, the stolen abilities will be returned to their original users. The abilities you are currently searching for are:

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You can only take one of the above abilities - if the target you specify for absorbing has another ability not on the list, it will not be absorbed. If you can obtain all three of these abilities, you'll leave, satisfied. You know that there are at least two of each ability you need to absorb out there. Once an ability has been absorbed, you are free to use it as you wish.

You win if you can obtain all three of these abilities before the end of the game.

There didn't seem to be any more corpses...but suddenly, a man started coughing violently. Sidd fell to the ground in convulsions, and breathed his last, though nobody really cared.

Attention Sidd,
You are William Henry Harrison (real world).
You are allied with the Indifferent.

You happen to be the most forgettable President of the United States ever. Much of this comes from the fact that you died 31 days after taking office, which could probably be considered divine retribution for giving a 2+ hour speech after you were elected. You've still got that cold from your inaugural speech, unfortunately, which is going to determine your role.

Because of your illness, you know that you'll die automatically at some point in the game, if you're not killed beforehand. At night, you can send a PM titled "Night X - Walking in front of USER and coughing". If that user tries to kill someone during the night, you'll step in their way and annoy them with your coughing, causing them to target you instead of their initial victim. You cannot be protected by a bodyguard.

You win if the Indifferent win.

The game was looking strangely empty. Suddenly, Thunda, Bass, Kumar, and askaninjask, the Hateful, stepped out from the shadows...and, in a flash, killed all the other survivors, including Xyphang, who had faked his death. It was their victory.

Postgame coming soon.

 

[Yoshi King]

Well guys I was gunna use my power but I was told not to, so sorry that I couldn't support the village in my own way. =/