Okay guys we seriously need a Magikarp Salesman, why do we not have one?
NPC Proposal
Magikarp Salesman
Hey there Trainer! I have just the deal for you! I can sell you the great pokemon Magikarp, it can easily set up on Pokemon and sweep teams, and it can even hit levitating pokemon with Earthquake, heck I'm suprised Magikarp wasn't Suspect tested yet. And this is only for the cheap price of $500 (Replace the dollar sign with a Poke dollar sign, and don't include this text), it can be yours. What do you say?
(Yes and No Prompt)
If No is said: No? I'm only doing this for you to give your team a great Pokemon
If Yes is said, but you don't have enough Money: You shouldn't be such a cheapskate, only people who play fair can get good. That's why Moody, Swagger, and Evasion moves were banned.
If Yes is said and you can afford it, but your team is full:Unfortunately Magikarp doesn't have a ability that lets it use 7 Pokemon on a team. Because that would be absolutely broken
If Yes is said, can be afforded and a team slot is open:
(Gives player a Level 5 Magikarp with Swift Swim, a Adamant Nature and perfect IVs)
If Talked to again:
Well, I don't give refunds!