post your weirdly specific memories of many moons ago

[Ununhexium]

one time in like the 7th grade i got into a heated argument with this girl because she was talking about narwhals and im like yeah narwhals are cool i like whales and she’s like no im talking about narwhals and im like yeah narwhal whales and she’s like no i mean narwhals you’re talking about narWHALEs and im just like oh my god that is literally the same thing and she insisted that the narwhals were like a fictional animal that were different from narwhal whales

post your weirdly specific memories from years pat

 

[BP]

I pulled my dick out in kindergarten and got sent to the principles office but nothing happened so like its whatever I guess

 

[BIG ASHLEY]

remember drawing a really sick fuckin robot v early on in my primary school career (may even have been day 1) & i was so proud of that shit. for years i thought it was lost to time but i went into the attic today to look for sth & you'll never guess what i found.

 

[Ununhexium]

So the other night I was eating dinner with my family and we were having some roast carrots and it made me think of this incident many moons ago when my sister wasn’t eating her roast carrots and was like screaming and crying about it so my mom stuck a chocolate chip in it to try to get her to eat it and she refused

I mentioned the story and my sister lost it at me it was pretty funny tho

 

[Astra]

one time in first grade we were all standing around the teacher and someone peed themselves and i was standing in it for a solid two minutes

 

[Rabia]

i can still map out the entirety of my elementary school in my head

 

[Mace]

I remember my kindergarten teacher trying to teach me how to blow my nose, I didnt get it and kept wiping.

 

[A Golden Waddle Dee]

I got in trouble from the guidance counselor in second grade for drawing Kirby fighting a demon.

 

[Astra]

one time in kindergarten i was the last to finish eating lunch but the teacher said we couldn't go back to class until i finished so i sat there for an extra ten minutes eating my pasta while every single child in the room stared at me waiting for me to finish

 

[Rabia]

a friend and I were leaving the cafeteria in middle school and we turn back because there was this huge commotion to see a pretty average height black guy and a tall white guy having some sort of confrontation. unsure what started it, but I remember seeing the black guy sorta look down to the side and then just pop the fuck out of the white guy right in the face

 

[Mr.E]

6th grade History class, taught by a curmudgeonly old black lady: kid got removed from class for farting too loudly.

 

[Plague von Karma]

I have one distinct memory from when I was like 3 years old or something. I was in my mum's room looking out the window and saw my dad walking over to a van. He didn't come back into my life for years.

I'd actually asked my mum about this once and she told me it was cus our family was being extorted. He was a biker and got into trouble with the Outlaws, as they're called. He had to pay to not have to join and make bikes for them, which he was good at. Unfortunately, we were out of money, and he had to go hide out somewhere. I remember one guy, who they called Moose, got done for harassing teenage girls. I think there's an article on it somewhere, if anyone's interested I could prolly dig it up.

My dad died of lung cancer quite a few years ago now. Despite how it sounds, he was a good father. He cared deeply about me. But...life isn't always fair.

 

[Scarf]

remember drawing a really sick fuckin robot v early on in my primary school career (may even have been day 1) & i was so proud of that shit. for years i thought it was lost to time but i went into the attic today to look for sth & you'll never guess what i found.

u really just gonna say this and then not post it

 

[BIG ASHLEY]

u really just gonna say this and then not post it

i really cba getting it out rn but i'll post it at some point

 

[Mace]

i really cba getting it out rn but i'll post it at some point

 

[Martin]

Someone played the salt shaker trick on me in year 5

 

[Berks]

remember drawing a really sick fuckin robot v early on in my primary school career (may even have been day 1) & i was so proud of that shit. for years i thought it was lost to time but i went into the attic today to look for sth & you'll never guess what i found.

give pic!

 

[Berks]

give pic!

did not read the thread

 

[Martin]

Oh also our car broke down outside my nursery school once, so instead of dropping me off my mum sat with me in the car and we both rolled the seats back and lay waiting for the AA to come for like an hour.

 

[GatoDelFuego]

Still remember the first time I saw this pic

 

[MegaBanette69]

I hate eggs so one time when I was like 9 my dad put an egg on a buffalo chicken pizza in an attempt to make me eat eggs

 

[Plague von Karma]

I remember a time I choked on chewing gum as a kid and my dad had his hands over my shoulders shouting at me to swallow it. Idk why I was in the hallway though...nor anything else about it.

 

[antemortem]

one time in 6th grade this girl walking behind me threw up a little while walking to class from breakfast and wiped her hands on her pants and kept going

 

[Bloomer28]

I have a really random vivid memory in like kindergarten when I bugging my mom afterschool for hours to check how many weeks to Christmas was...why do I have this stuck so hard in my head?

 

[Ununhexium]

When I was a really little kid I thought wow my feet must get really dirty because I’m like on my feet all day and I don’t really make an effort to wash them so I decided I should stand in the toilet to wash them off and my mom walks in and was like what the fuck are you doing and I say very matter of factly “I’m giving my feet a bath”