S-PDRwiPJaSTtgtI of Vendeur Brand Purses: This Time, it's Purse-onal



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Watch out for the Kotemaru Robot.
He will steal your pizza or your hamburger.

............................................-Mexican Proverb

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It happens every year. Every, goddamn, year.

I mean, until the first time it happened, I always thought door-to-door salesmen stopped being a thing years ago. Even now, I don't ever see them until the Valentine's day season. But when they do show up...well, it's not pretty. Hell, they nearly wrecked Sumshadagrene every time they showed up. Were it not for some glowy ball thing last year (and the year before, Japanese pop music, of all things)...well, I shudder to think of what could have happened.

But peace must always eventually end. It's the dawn of February, which means Valentine's day is just around the corner.

Here we go again...

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THE
SELF-PROCLAIMED DISTANT RELATIVE
WHO IS
PROBABLY JUST A SCAMMER
TRYING TO GET THE INHERITANCE OF
VENDEUR BRAND PURSES


THIS TIME, IT'S PURSE-ONAL


Good evening, ladies and gentlemen.​
Da Rules said:
6v6 FE Doubles
2 subs
3 day DQ
2 recoveries/5 chills
Megas = 1
Items = OK
Switch = OK
Abilities = All
ASB Arena
Tonight's warriors are:​

FMD:

Plasmanta (Female) "Orcina"
Type: Electric/Poison
Abilities: Storm Drain / Vital Spirit / Telepathy
Nature: Calm (+SpDef, -Atk)
Stats:
HP:
90
Atk: 1-
Def: 5
SpA: 5
SpD: 5+
Spe: 100
Size Class: 7
Weight Class: 9
Base Rank Total: 22
EC: Fully Evolved.
MC: 0
AC: Unlocked.
Attacks: 28
Level Up
Supersonic
Poison Sting
Thundershock
Acid
Encore
Thunder Wave
Clear Smog
Parabolic Charge
Discharge
Thunder
Eerie Impulse
Swagger
Ion Deluge

Egg
Haze
Signal Beam
Wide Guard
Shock Wave
Water Pulse

TM/HM
Psyshock
Substitute
Protect
Sludge Wave
Taunt
Psychic
Dazzling Gleam
Flash Cannon
Hyper Beam
Rest
Hidden Power (Ice)

Tutor
Gastro Acid
Block

Togekiss (Female)
Type: Fairy/Flying
Abilities: Hustle / Serene Grace / Super Luck
Nature: Timid (-Atk, +Speed, +10% Acc)
Stats:
HP:
100
Atk: 1-
Def: 3
SpA: 5
SpD: 4
Spe: 92+
Size Class: 3
Weight Class: 3
Base Rank Total: 20
EC: Fully Evolved.
MC: 0
AC: Unlocked.
Attacks: 36
Level Up
Growl
Charm
Metronome
Sweet Kiss
Yawn
Encore
Ancient Power
Follow Me
Bestow
Magical Leaf
Fairy Wind
After You
Sky Attack
Extreme Speed
Aura Sphere
Air Slash

Egg
Morning Sun
Psycho Shift
Future Sight
Extrasensory
Nasty Plot

TM/HM
Dazzling Gleam
Flamethrower
Shadow Ball
Solar Beam
Thunder Wave
Aerial Ace
Reflect
Light Screen
Psyshock
Toxic
Endure

Tutor
Magic Coat
Water Pulse
Shock Wave
Trick
Heat Wave

Necturna (Female) "Witchhazel"
Type: Grass/Ghost
Abilities: Forewarn / Telepathy
Nature: Naive (+Speed, -SpDef, +10% Acc)
Stats:
HP:
100
Atk: 5
Def: 4
SpA: 3
SpD: 4-
Spe: 94+
Size Class: 3
Weight Class: 3
Base Rank Total: 23
EC: Fully Evolved.
MC: 0
AC: Unlocked.
Attacks: 35
Level Up
Leer
Vine Whip
Absorb
Ominous Wind
Shadow Sneak
Toxic Spikes
Will-o-Wisp
Hex
Power Whip
Thunder Fang
Poison Fang
Super Fang
Pain Split
Horn Leech

Egg
Sacred Fire
Leaf Blade
Nightmare
Ingrain
Curse

TM/HM
Protect
Substitute
Facade
Thief
Shadow Ball
Stone Edge
Shadow Claw
Payback
Torment
Infestation

Tutor
Worry Seed
Knock Off
Synthesis
Snatch
Trick
Skill Swap

Dragalge (Female)
Type: Dragon/Poison
Abilities: Poison Point / Poison Touch / Adaptability
Nature: Quiet (+SpAtk, -Speed, -10% Evasion)
Stats:
HP:
100
Atk: 3
Def: 3
SpA: 5+
SpD: 5
Spe: 38-
Size Class: 3
Weight Class: 3
Base Rank Total: 20
EC: Fully Evolved.
MC: 1
AC: Unlocked.
Attacks: 38
Level Up
Tackle
Smokescreen
Water Gun
Feint Attack
Tail Whip
Bubble
Acid
Camouflage
Poison Tail
Water Pulse
Dragon Pulse
Toxic
Sludge Bomb
Dragon Tail
Twister
Double Team

Egg
Acid Armor
Haze
Venom Drench
Toxic Spikes
Play Rough

TM/HM
Substitute
Protect
Shadow Ball
Thunderbolt
Venoshock
Dive
Scald
Focus Blast
Thunder
Rest
Hyper Beam
Sleep Talk

Tutor
Bounce
Gunk Shot
Icy Wind
Iron Tail
Draco Meteor

Steelix (Male)
Types: Rock/Ground
Abilities: Rock Head / Sturdy / Sheer Force
Nature: Sassy (+SpDef, -Speed, -10% Evasion)
Stats:
HP:
100
Atk: 3
Def: 9
SpA: 2
SpD: 4+
Spe: 26-
Size Class: 7
Weight Class: 8
Base Rank Total: 22

Mega Steelix (Male)
Types: Rock/Ground
Abilities: Rock Head / Sturdy / Sheer Force / Sand Force
Nature: Sassy (+SpDef, -Speed, -10% Evasion)
Stats:
HP:
100
Atk: 5
Def: 10
SpA: 2
SpD: 4+
Spe: 26-
Size Class: 7
Weight Class: 10
Base Rank Total: 25

EC: Fully Evolved.
MC: 0
AC: Unlocked.
Attacks: 35
Level Up
Mud Sport
Tackle
Harden
Bind
Curse
Screech
Rock Throw
Rock Tomb
Rage
Stealth Rock
Rock Polish
Gyro Ball
Smack Down
Dragonbreath
Sandstorm
Slam
Ice Fang
Thunder Fang
Fire Fang
Rock Slide
Autotomize

Egg
Heavy Slam
Flail
Rock Climb
Rock Blast
Rollout

TM/HM
Protect
Substitute
Dig
Earthquake
Torment
Taunt
Dragon Tail
Flash Cannon

Tutor
Earth Power

Slowbro (Male)
Type: Water/Psychic
Abilities: Oblivious / Own Tempo / Regenerator
Nature: Quiet (+Special Attack, -Speed, -10% Evasion)
Stats:
HP:
100
Atk: 3
Def: 4
SpA: 5+
SpD: 3
Spe: 26-
Size Class: 3
Weight Class: 4
Base Rank Total: 19

Mega Slowbro (Male)
Type: Water/Psychic
Abilities: Oblivious / Own Tempo / Regenerator / Shell Armor
Nature: Quiet (+Special Attack, -Speed, -10% Evasion)
Stats:
HP:
100
Atk: 3
Def: 8
SpA: 6+
SpD: 3
Spe: 26-
Size Class: 3
Weight Class: 5
Base Rank Total: 24

EC: Fully Evolved.
MC: 0
AC: Unlocked.
Attacks: 32
Level Up
Curse
Yawn
Tackle
Growl
Water Gun
Confusion
Disable
Headbutt
Psychic
Slack Off
Heal Pulse
Withdraw
Amnesia

Egg
Mud Sport
Zen Headbutt
Sleep Talk
Safeguard
Future Sight
Me First

TM/HM
Ice Beam
Rest
Shadow Ball
Flamethrower
Toxic
Scald
Brine
Psyshock
Grass Knot
Dive
Protect
Substitute

Tutor
Endure

VS.
ZhengTann:
Haxorus(*) Natsu (M)

Just like his namesake, Natsu is an orphan, having no recollection of his parents’ fate. As such, Natsu loneliness made him grew to be very independent, to the point where he will erupt in great battle fury whenever his freedom is threatened. However, he is very much attached to his trainer, Zt, looking up to him as a partner as they search the wilds for Natsu’s direct lineage. Natsu doesn’t sharpen his tusks on a regular basis – unlike some Axews, he prefers a thicker tusk, even though they break off at pretty much the same intervals due to his affinity for intense fights. Natsu is always in a fierce competition with Gray, often challenging the other into mock spars, but the rivalry comes with respect and loyalty towards each other too. Natsu fights with the ferocity that comes with every Dragon – by fang and claw, for the very survival of his world and existence.

Beaten down at every turn never shakes Natsu's confidence - to him, a loss is just another step towards being stronger. Having new members to the team suddenly wrought certain changes to his fighting spirit. Willing to forsake his own safety for that of his friends, Natsu's newfound family is his main source of strength to improve himself and keep going.

Learning to fight with a clear mind, even in the midst of battle rage, is not easy - but Natsu is now one of the few that did it. Through rigorous training, he bridged the gap between instinct and thought, acting on cues his opponent didn't even realise to counter and parry at precisely the same time they make their move. Broadening his mind's eye also allows Natsu to make use of the environment more efficiently, as well as track his opponents battle habits - something only Gajeel can match, which became a newfound reason they keep coming to blows.


Nature: Jolly (+15% Speed, -1 SpA, +14% Acc)

Type:
Dragon Type: Dragon STAB; Thrash or Outrage will not be disrupted by oncoming damage.

Abilities:
Ability 1: Mold Breaker
Type: Passive
Whenever this Pokemon attacks, it emits an invisible, blindingly quick pulse preceding the attack that disables the opponents natural abilities (e.g. Levitators plummet towards the ground before Earthquake hits, Volt Absorb will not absorb electric attacks, Clear Body does not prevent stat-drops, etc.)

Ability 2: Rivalry
Type: Passive
This Pokemon has a primal response to competition and mating, increasing the Base Attack Power of all its attacks by two (2) when it attacks an opponent of the same gender, and decreasing the power of all its attacks by two (2) when it attacks an opponent of the opposite gender.

Ability 3: Unnerve (DW unlocked)
Type: Passive
The Pokemon's presence causes immense tension in the opponent, preventing them from eating a held Berry. Natural Gift may still be used.

Stats:
HP: 100
Atk: Rank 6
Def: Rank 3
SpA: Rank 1 (-)
SpD: Rank 3
Spe: 112 (+14% Acc)
Size Class: 3
Weight Class: 5

EC: 9/9
MC: 0
AC: 5/5

Attacks (71/71):
Aerial Ace
Aqua Tail
Assurance (*)
Attract
Brick Break
Bulldoze
Confide
Counter
Cut
Dig (*)
Double Team
Draco Meteor
Dragon Claw
Dragon Dance
Dragon Pulse
Dragon Rage (*)
Dragon Tail
Dual Chop (*)
Earthquake
Endeavour
Endure
Facade
False Swipe (*)
Fling
Focus Blast
Focus Energy
Frustration
Giga Impact
Grass Knot
Guillotine
Harden
Hidden Power Fire
Hone Claws
Hyper Beam
Incinerate
Iron Tail (*)
Leer (*)
Low Kick
Night Slash (*)
Outrage
Payback
Poison Jab
Protect
Rain Dance
Razor Wind
Rest
Return
Reversal (*)
Roar
Rock Slide
Rock Smash (*)
Rock Tomb
Round
Scary Face (*)
Scratch (*)
Secret Power
Shadow Claw
Shock Wave
Slash (*)
Sleep Talk
Snore
Strength
Substitute
Superpower
Surf
Sunny Day
Swagger
Swords Dance
Taunt
Toxic
X-Scissor (*)
Lucario(*) Gray (M)

Gray the Riolu first clapped eyes on Zt when he hatched, and has followed him ever since, after bidding goodbye to his birth parents. His desire to be as good as his father (who was a well-known Pokemon in Sinnoh) drives him to perfect his body and trademark Aura Sight in all forms of training. Gray is Natsu’s rival in every way, however it’s not unusual to see them interrupt their fights just to face ‘outsiders’. Like his Ice-Making namesake, Gray is a thinking brawler. His intuition for fights, along with his uncanny ability to read his opponents movements, means he can usually counter the same instant his opponent makes a move. Oddly enough, despite numerous brawls, he sometimes still can’t read Natsu’s moves correctly.

The Hall training was grueling and long, for which Gray took quite some time to getting used to. But it honed his patience, well until the point where there remained very few things that can still bother him - those he held dear to his heart. Using his mind, he started learning how to read and shape energy, to wield his mind as a separate weapon form his body. He plans to put that to great use, still holding a secret ambition to meet and challenge his birth father again, as unlikely as it may be. His aura improved tremendously with the training of his mind and body in the Halls as well as the possession of a Lucarionite - to the point where he can sense danger to a certain extent miles away.


Nature: Mild (+1 SpAtk, -1 Def)

Type:

Fighting type: Fighting STAB; ignore weight restrictions on Circle Throw, Seismic Toss, Sky Drop, Storm Throw, Submission, and Vital Throw.

Steel type: Steel STAB; immune to Sandstorm damage, immune to Poison/Toxic status, but can be corroded specifically by Acid and Acid Spray, making them susceptible thereafter.

Abilities:
Ability 1: Steadfast
Type: Passive
If Gray would be flinched by an attack, it becomes aware of the speed difference and increases Speed by one (1) stage to make up the difference. This Speed boost is maintained at the end of each round.

Ability 2: Inner Focus
Type: Passive
When an opponent attempts to flinch Gray, it stands firm and continues its attack. If it has another ability that would be activated by flinching, that ability activates.

Ability 3: Justified (DW unlocked)
Type: Passive
Gray's body reacts to dark aura, invigorating his passions. When hit by a Dark-type move, Gray's attack will increase by one (1) stage. A boost gained this way by another Pokemon's attack will be maintained at the end of each round. Self-targeted attacks do not maintain boosts.



Ability 4: Adaptability (Mega-Evo only)
Type: Passive
The moves that match Gray's current type would have their Base Attack Power increased by two (2).

Stats:
HP: 100
Atk: Rank 4
Def: Rank 2 (-)
SpA: Rank 5 (+)
SpD: Rank 3
Spe: 90
Size Class: 3
Weight Class: 4
BRT: 20

Stats (Mega-Evo):
HP: 100
Atk: Rank 6
Def: Rank 2 (-)
SpA: Rank 6 (+)
SpD: Rank 3
Spe: 112
Size Class: 3
Weight Class: 4
BRT: 24

EC: 6/6
MC: 0
AC: 5/5

Attacks:
Agility
Attract
Aura Sphere
Bite
Blaze Kick (*)
Bone Rush
Brick Break
Bulk Up
Bulldoze
Bullet Punch (*)
Calm Mind
Captivate
Circle Throw
Close Combat
Copycat (*)
Counter (*)
Cross Chop
Crunch (*)
Dark Pulse
Detect
Dig
Double Team
Dragon Pulse
Drain Punch
Dual Chop
Earthquake (*)
Endure (*)
Extreme Speed
Facade
Feint (*)
Final Gambit
Flash Cannon
Focus Blast
Focus Punch
Follow Me
Force Palm (*)
Foresight (*)
Frustration
Fury Cutter
Giga Impact
Headbutt
Heal Pulse
Helping Hand
Hidden Power Grass
High Jump Kick
Hone Claws
Hyper Beam
Ice Punch
Iron Defense
Iron Tail
Low Kick
Low Sweep
Magnet Rise
Me First
Metal Claw
Metal Sound
Mind Reader
Mud-Slap
Nasty Plot
Natural Gift
Payback
Poison Jab
Power-up Punch
Protect
Psychic
Quick Attack (*)
Quick Guard
Rain Dance
Rest
Retaliate
Return
Reversal
Roar
Rock Slide (*)
Rock Tomb
Screech (*)
Secret Power
Shadow Ball
Shadow Claw
Sky Uppercut
Sleep Talk
Snore
Stone Edge
Substitute (*)
Sunny Day
Swift
Swords Dance
Thunder Punch
Toxic
Vacuum Wave
Water Pulse
Work Up
Zen Headbutt
Gardevoir - Lucy (F)

Born without a family in the wild, Lucy’s life has been fraught with peril of being hunted and bullied by most other wild, stronger Pokemon. One such incident left her under severe shock from poison by an unknown aggressive Poison-type. Had a human not happened by, she would’ve died or at best, crippled for life. Luckily, Zheng was the second person to found her, called by a fellow trainer who was looking for mushrooms in that region. Together they saved the Ralts, and after a brief discussion Zheng named her Lucy and brought her into his family. Gray was the first to be able to contact directly with her, but it was through efforts and enthusiasm of the whole gang that brought her out of trauma and into life again.

Despite her growing strength, Lucy still has much distaste for open, direct conflict - hence she is very much like Wendy in that regard, learning the arts of healing and support, using direct attacks as distraction rather than full-on assault. Despite that, she gets on quite well with most of the brawling boys - they respect her decision, and will not hesitate to take her side against any foes who dared to so much as insult her. In turn, Lucy is the logical voice of the whole family - her ideas always astute outside of battle, with her innate mental capabilities only enhance her charms and perception.


Lucy likes to spend most of her time penning her thoughts into words, giving herself clarity on her own emotions. Confident in her appeal and skills, she sometimes still has her doubtful moments, but learning to calm her inner storms is something Zheng taught her to do diligently, and she always falls back to that in any situation.

The discovery of Gardevoirite trade intrigued Zheng, and when Lucy came in contact with it, she seemed to be in a far tranquil state of mind. Such was here power with the Mega Stone that the whole monastery and even nearby areas are shrouded in an aura of peace and compassion. Taking care not to affect the lives of others, Zheng had since been cautious in allowing Lucy to come in full contact with the Stone, unless the battle demands for the release of her powers.


Nature: Bold (+1 Def, -1 Atk)

Type:
Psychic type: Psychic STAB; can lift and throw opponents with Psychic regardless of Special Attack Rank.

Fairy type: Fairy STAB: -1 EN on non-Fairy typed Nature, Sound, and Scent moves. Stacks with second STAB where applicable. Full list: Nature Power, Natural Gift; Sound Moves; Aromatherapy, Odor Sleuth, Sweet Scent.

Abilities:
Ability 1: Synchronize
Type: Passive
This Pokemon can mentally link their condition to an opposing Pokemon and pass on any status inflicted on them to their foe. Poison-types cannot be poisoned and Fire-types cannot be burned in this manner.

Ability 2: Trace
Type: Trigger
When entering into battle, this Pokemon can copy an ability on one of its opponents for 6 EN. The Ability remains on the Pokemon for six (6) actions. Trace can be reused with an action later in battle for 5 EN. Wonder Guard cannot be Traced. (Command: Trace (Target Ability) )

Ability 3: Telepathy (DW Unlocked)
Type: Passive
This Pokemon creates a mental link with its allies in multiple allies, allowing it to avoid taking damage from attacks that affect the whole field like Earthquake and Surf.



Ability 4: Pixilate (Mega-Evo only)
Type: Toggle
By default, Mega-Gardevoir's Normal-type moves are Fairy-type moves, and have an additional 2 BAP boost. When toggled, this Pokemon's Normal-type attacks have their BAP increased by 2.

Stats:
HP: 100
Atk: Rank 2 (-)
Def: Rank 4 (+)
SpA: Rank 5
SpD: Rank 4
Spe: 80
Size Class: 3
Weight Class: 3

Stats (Mega-Evo):
HP: 100
Atk: Rank 2 (-)
Def: Rank 4 (+)
SpA: Rank 7
SpD: Rank 5
Spe: 100
Size Class: 3
Weight Class: 3

EC: 9/9
MC: 0
AC: 5/5

Attacks:
Ally Switch
Attract
Body Slam
Calm Mind
Charge Beam
Charm
Confide
Confuse Ray
Confusion
Dazzling Gleam
Disable
Double Team
Draining Kiss
Dream Eater
Echoed Voice
Encore
Endure
Energy Ball
Flash
Focus Blast
Frustration
Future Sight
Grass Knot
Growl
Heal Bell
Heal Pulse
Healing Wish
Helping Hand
Hyper Beam
Hyper Voice
Hypnosis
Icy Wind
Imprison
Light Screen
Lucky Chant
Magic Coat
Magic Room
Magical Leaf
Mimic
Misty Terrain
Moonblast
Nightmare
Pain Split
Protect
Psychic
Psych Up
Psyshock
Rain Dance
Reflect
Rest
Return
Round
Safeguard
Shadow Ball
Shadow Sneak
Shock Wave
Signal Beam
Skill Swap
Sleep Talk
Snatch
Snore
Stored Power
Substitute
Sunny Day
Swift
Taunt
Telekinesis
Teleport
Thief
Thunder Wave
Thunderbolt
Torment
Toxic
Trick
Trick Room
Will-O-Wisp
Wish
Honchkrow – Gajeel (M)

Gajeel is rather different, compared to the rest of the lot - probably his dark instincts gave him a bit of a "lone wolf" attitude. Efficient in his ways, smart in his pose, Gajeel would have a hard time fitting in - except that the girls are incredibly forgiving, and while the guys wouldn't hesitate bringing on a throwdown (save for Elfman, who repaid his indifference with barely a shrug), they never keep past grudges. Its what drove Gajeel to approach Zheng after many days of stalking them - eating, living, fighting with the affectionate way only siblings might have had. He is no slouch either - holding his own even against Erza is no small feat in the family.

Having treasure-hunted a Dusk Stone, Gajeel spent some days learning how to learn the arts native to his species, guarded by Pantherlily in the progress. The transformation itself is painful, but having endured it, something seems... both more and less in him now. When Zheng found out about his sudden bursts of suppressed emotions, it can only be attributed to Gajeel's efforts. Seeing it as only the results of his evolution, Zheng did nothing else but allow him to discover this new path, mostly on his own. What Zheng didn't know though, was that the lads have secretly form an agreement - to take turns watch over Gajeel whenever he had one of his bursts.

Nature: Mild (+1 SpA, -1 Def)

Type:
Dark type: Dark STAB; ignores Attract and Confusion status entirely when using Dark-type damaging and non-damaging attacks.

Flying type: Flying STAB; immunity to Ground attacks and the Arena Trap Ability except under the effects of Smack Down and Gravity, even for ground-based flying Pokemon. Will always hit foes with Dig (except other Flying types) and Dive. Cannot be hit by Dive unless the attacking Pokemon has a size class greater than four (4). Unaffected by Spikes or Toxic Spikes. when switching in. Able to hit Pokemon in the evasive stage of Bounce, Fly or Sky Drop with single target moves that hit Pokemon on the field regardless of position.

Abilities:
Ability 1: Insomnia
Type: Passive
This Pokemon is immune to sleep induced by other Pokemon. Its normal state of sleeplessness makes it take 1 less damage and energy/action from Ghost Curse. If it is put to sleep by a Pokemon with Mold Breaker, it will wake up the next action.

Ability 2: Super Luck
Type: Passive
This Pokemon’s natural skill increases its critical hit levels one stage above other Pokemon, making its normal moves inflict critical hits 12.5% of the time and its high critical hit moves inflict critical hits 25% of the time.

Ability 3: Moxie (DW Unlocked)
Type: Passive
This Pokemon gets psyched after it earns a KO on an opposing Pokemon, increasing its attack by one (1) stage. This boost is maintained at the end of each round.

Stats:
HP: 110
Atk: Rank 5
Def: Rank 1 (-)
SpA: Rank 5 (+)
SpD: Rank 2
Spe: 71
Size Class: 2
Weight Class: 3

EC: 6/6 Next Evolution at 6
MC: 0
AC: 5/5

Attacks:
Aerial Ace
Air Cutter
Assurance
Astonish
Brave Bird
Calm Mind
Captivate
Confuse Ray
Dark Pulse
Defog
Double Team
Drill Peck
Endure
Facade
Feint Attack
Fly
Foul Play
Frustration
Haze
Heat Wave
Hyper Beam
Icy Wind
Incinerate
Mean Look
Mimic
Mirror Move
Mud-Slap
Nasty Plot
Night Shade
Night Slash
Ominous Wind
Payback
Peck
Perish Song
Pluck
Protect
Psychic
Psycho Shift
Pursuit
Quash
Quick Attack
Retaliate
Roost
Secret Power
Shadow Ball
Sky Attack
Sleep Talk
Snarl
Snatch
Spite
Steel Wing
Substitute
Sucker Punch
Superpower
Swagger
Swift
Tailwind
Taunt
Thief
Thunder Wave
Torment
Toxic
Twister
Whirlwind
Wing Attack
Froslass - Juvia (F)

Juvia has a terrible crush on Gray. Period. This romance probably started when she spied Gray practicing the Ice Punches (since it worked quite well against Natsu) and she has been tagging along ever since. There's nothing Zheng could do to dissuade her, so he figured he might as well adopt Juvia too. Unfortunately, Gray is blind to the obvious - or rather, he does not find it in himself to reciprocate. Faced against such cool indifference, Juvia did not back down, making a promise to herself that she will, one day, let Gray see that she is already in his heart. Not that Gray isn't acting like a gentleman - so some of his actions towards Juvia was probably misleading, as well.

The chance to settle down gave Juvia hopes of raising a family of her own with Gray, of all things. Redoubling her efforts to spend time with Gray whenever he's not training for Halls, Juvia gets paranoid when another girl approaches Gray, to the point that her imagination runs wild of multiple-way relationships. Her affection with Gray had long been an open secret, one that she cares not about hiding. The girls secretly support her, and even the guys do nothing to impede her - or perhaps the lads just wanna see what Gray would do in such a situation. Her own training has not been set aside, though - in addition to wielding water in its coldest form, Juvia also hones her perceptive skills, something further enhanced by the Dawn Stone given by Zheng.


Nature: Timid (+15% Speed, +8% Accuracy, -1 Atk)

Type:
Ice type: Ice STAB; immune to Hail damage, freeze status, and Sheer Cold.



Ghost type: Ghost STAB; immune to the effects of full trapping moves and the Arena Trap, Magnet Pull, and Shadow Tag abilities. Ghost types can switch out while affected by a partial trapping move, but they will be damaged every action by the effects.

Abilities:
Ability 1: Snow Cloak
Type: Passive
Juvia trains her ethereal perception to suit her native snowy conditions, gaining a 20% evasion boost an immunity to Hailstone damage during Hail.

Ability 2: Cursed Body (DW Unlocked)
Type: Passive
When Juvia is struck by an opponent's attack, there is a 30% chance that she can disable it. Only one of the opponent's attacks can be disabled at a time due to Cursed Body.

Stats:
HP: 100
Atk: Rank 2 (-)
Def: Rank 3
SpA: Rank 3
SpD: Rank 3
Spe: 127 (+19%)
Size Class: 3
Weight Class: 3

EC: 6/6 Next Evolution at 6
MC: 0
AC: 5/5

Attacks:
Astonish
Attract
Avalanche
Bide
Bite
Blizzard
Block
Body Slam
Captivate
Confuse Ray
Crunch
Destiny Bond
Disable
Double Team
Endure
Fake Tears
Frost Breath
Hail
Headbutt
Hex
Hyper Beam
Ice Beam
Ice Fang
Ice Shard
Icy Wind
Leer
Light Screen
Mud-Slap
Ominous Wind
Pain Split
Powder Snow
Protect
Psychic
Rain Dance
Rollout
Safeguard
Secret Power
Shadow Ball
Shock Wave
Signal Beam
Sleep Talk
Snatch
Spikes
Spite
Substitute
Sucker Punch
Taunt
Torment
Toxic
Wake-up Slap
Water Pulse
Weather Ball
Unown - Levy

Levy is a book-lover, who chanced upon the library collection in the monastery Zheng founded. Inside, she was astounded to find books of a totally new philosophy to her, a history of a world she never imagined of. Resolute that she would not pass up this chance, she resided there until Jet and Droy happened upon her in their wanderings, and the trio soon became fast friends.

Nature: Modest (+SpAtk, -Atk)

Type:
Psychic Type: Psychic STAB; Levy's tome of spells enable her to lift and throw opponents with Psychic regardless of Special Attack Rank. Psychic-type attacks cannot be used as a catchall for Disabling, Binding, and redirecting opposing attacks.

Abilities:
Ability 1: Levitate
Type: Passive
Levy has a small magic rug, which floats above the earth when released or easily takes flight, evading the Ground moves Bulldoze, Earthquake, Fissure, and Magnitude. Earth Power will have three (3) less Base Attack Power. Dig and Dive can still strike her if their user is over Size Class 4, has Levitate, is 3.5m or larger, or is a Flying-type. Otherwise Dig and Dive will miss. Ground moves can still hit.

Stats:
HP: 90
Atk: Rank 2 (-)
Def: Rank 2
SpA: Rank 4 (+)
SpD: Rank 2
Spe: 48
Size Class: 1
Weight Class: 1
BRT: 14

Attacks (18 max):
Hidden Power Bug
Hidden Power Dark
Hidden Power Dragon
Hidden Power Electric
Hidden Power Fairy
Hidden Power Fighting
Hidden Power Fire
Hidden Power Flying
Hidden Power Ghost
Hidden Power Grass
Hidden Power Ground
Hidden Power Ice
Hidden Power Poison
Hidden Power Psychic
Hidden Power Rock
Hidden Power Steel
Hidden Power Water
Psychic
And as usual, since the ref was the one who posted the match, a Bronzor will be flipped to see who goes first. Heads goes to FMD:

And FMD sends out first!

How this shit is gonna go down:
FMD sends out + attaches items
Zheng does the same + orders
FMD orders
All hell breaks loose (yet again)​
 

ZhengTann

Nargacuga
is a Forum Moderator Alumnus
Plot spoilers: Someone within the crowd of salesmen is actually in disguise in order to clean up the assassination. But it won't come up until much later in battle

"... We're just in the city for a stroll, and now we've got this huge tidal wave of people?! Dangit this date with Gajeel was supposed to be fun too"

"Well, we're not supposed to hurt these humans, and we've lost everybody else- looks like we'll have to fight the through this crowd."

"Luckily these guys in suits are only after the other humans."
Natsu (Haxorus w/ Life Orb): Low Kick > Low Kick > Brick Break, all @ Steelix
IF Orcina-Plasmanta would use Encore, THEN replace that action with Taunt (Orcina-Plasmanta) instead, pushing remaining queue back.
IF Steelix would use Stealth Rock at all, THEN replace that action with Taunt (Steelix) instead, pushing remaining queue back.


Levy (Unown w/ Everstone): Hidden Power Ground 7 > Hidden Power Water 7 > Hidden Power Ground 7, all @ Steelix
IF Steelix is under the effects of Protective/Evasive moves, THEN replace that action with Psychic @ Orcina-Plasmanta instead.
IF Levy-Unown cannot use Psychic when it would, THEN replace that action with Hidden Power Psychic 7 instead.
IF Steelix is KO'ed, THEN replace that action with Psychic @ Orcina-Plasmanta instead.
 
I'll either insert flavour later or forget about it forever.

Plasmanta
Sludge Wave + Gastro Acid > Cooldown > Discharge
If Steelix's Acc stage is below 0 on A3, use Haze.

Steelix
Rock Slide + Stealth Rock > Cooldown > Dragon Tail (Haxorus)
 
FMD:
AOOOAO
|

Orcina | Steelix
Rare Candy | Life Orb
HP: 90 | HP: 100
EN: 100 | EN: 100
Stats: 1/5/5(6)/5/100/7/9 | Stats: 3/9/2/4/26/7/8
Storm Drain | Rock Head
Vital Spirit | Sturdy
Telepathy | Sheer Force (ON)
No ailments | No ailments
0/0/0/0/0/0/0 | 0/0/0/0/0/0/0(-10)
No other | No other

ZhengTann:
AOOOOA
|

Natsu | Levy
Life Orb | Everstone
HP: 100 | HP: 90
EN: 100 | EN: 100
Stats: 6/3/1/3/112/3/5 | Stats: 2/2/4(6)/48/1/1
Rivalry | Levitate
Mold Breaker | Nothing
Unnerve | Nothing
No ailments | No ailments
0/0/0/0/0/0(+14)/0 | 0/0/0/0/0/0/0
No other | No other

Field:
Nothing

Round 1: THEY COME
♫A bad trip


HELLO. I AM A ROBOT. I WILL BE PERFORMING REFEREE DUTIES FOR THIS BATTLE. THIS BATTLE WILL PIT ONE MEATBAG KNOWN AS. F. M. D. AGAINST ANOTHER MEATBAG KNOWN AS...

...LANGUAGE UNREADABLE. DOWNLOADING NECESSARY SOFTWARE.

...

...

...DOWNLOAD COMPLETE. INSTALLING SOFTWARE.

...

...

INSTALLATION COMPLETE. RESUMING PROGRAM. THIS BATTLE WILL PIT ONE MEATBAG KNOWN AS. F. M. D. AGAINST ANOTHER MEATBAG KNOWN AS. ZhengTann. F. M. D. BEGINS BY RELEASING A MANTA SPECIMEN AND A SERPENT SPECI-


Hi there! I come representing Vendeur Brand Pur-

*BLAM*


DO NOT MIND THE MEATBAG I JUST SHOT. HE IS A PEST, JUST LIKE ALL THE OTHERS WHO WILL PROBABLY APPEAR TONIGHT BECAUSE IT IS VALENTINE'S D-


Hi there! I come repres-

*BLAM*


Hey, why are we doing the purzzzzze zzzzalezzzzmen again? I thought we had that rezzzzztraining order againzzzzt uzzzzz!


I, the ruler of the infernal pits of the blackest layer of hell, do, so we didn't.


But they're out doing their uzzzzzzzzzual-


Seriously Beelzebub, I've perused all the paperwork in triplicate. I made EVERYONE peruse all the paperwork in triplicate.


I didn't.


That's because you're a worthless slacker. The bottom line is, it's not us this time, and I don't have a clue as to who's doing it.


Well I have a clue as to what would be the perfect present for your sweetheart - one of our fantastic prod-


*vaporizes the salesman* Shut up, I'm in a meeting!

Order: Haxorus, Plasmanta, Unown, Steelix

Action 1 (Priority: Haxorus, Unown, Plasmanta, Steelix)
Natsu used Taunt! (Target: Steelix)
Steelix is pissed! (6 actions)
Levy used Hidden Power (Ground)! (Target: Steelix)
-Crit chance (Crit <= 625 unless stated otherwise): 2288 = NOPE.
-Damage: (7 + 9 - 6 - 1) * 1.5 = 13.5 damage
-Effect chance (-1 Acc <= 2000): 7527 = NOPE.
Orcina used Corrosive Wave!
Corrosive Wave, Haxorus:
-Crit chance: 6080 = NOPE.
-Damage: (10 * .75) + 3 + 1 + 9 - 4.5 = 16 damage
-Effect chance (Poison <= 1000): 5632 = NOPE.
Natsu's abilities were disabled! (6a)
Corrosive Wave, Unown:
-Crit chance: 8116 = NOPE.
-Damage: (10 * .75) + 3 + 1 + 9 - 3 = 17.5 damage
-Effect chance (Poison <= 1000): 7537 = NOPE.
Levy's abilities were disabled! (6a)
Corrosive Wave, Ste-NO.
-Energy cost: ((7 + 6) * 1.5) - 1 = 18.5 EN
Steelix used Trap Slide!
Pointed stones surrounded ZhengTann!
Trap Slide, Haxorus:
-Hit chance (Hit <= 9000): 4064 = Hit
-Crit chance: 6755 = NOPE.
-Damage: (8 * .75) + 3 + 2 + 4.5 - 4.5 = 11 damage
Trap Slide, Unown:
-Hit chance (Hit <= 9000): 9680 = NOPE.
-Energy cost: (6 + 12) * 1.5 = 27 EN
Numbers:
-Plasmanta: -18.5 EN
-Steelix: -13.5 HP, -27 EN
-Haxorus: -27(!) HP, -10 EN
-Unown: -17.5 HP, -5 EN

Action 2
Natsu used Low Kick! (Target: Steelix)
-Crit chance: 8929 = NOPE.
-Damage: (14 + 3 + 9 - 12 - 1) * 1.5 = 19.5 damage
Orcina must Cool down!
Levy used Hidden Power (Water)! (Target: Steelix)
Orcina's Storm Drain diverted the attack! (+1 SpA)
Steelix must cool down!
Natsu was hurt by his life orb! (-2 HP)
Numbers:
-Plasmanta: No changes
-Steelix: -19.5 HP
-Haxorus: -2 HP, -8 EN
-Unown: -5 EN

Action 3
Natsu used Low Kick! (Target: Steelix)
-Crit chance: 2107 = NOPE.
-Damage: (14 + 3 + 9 - 12 - 1) * 1.5 = 19.5 damage
Orcina used Discharge!
Discharge, Haxorus:
-Crit chance: 7190 = NOPE.
-Damage: (((8 * .75) + 3 + 1 + 9 - 4.5) * .67) + 2 = 11.72 damage
-Effect chance (Paralysis <= 3000): 6211 = NOPE.
Discharge, Unown:
-Crit chance: 9714 = NOPE.
-Damage: (8 * .75) + 3 + 1 + 9 - 3 + 2 = 18 damage
-Effect chance (Paralysis <= 3000): 7420 = NOPE.
Levy used Hidden Power (Ground)! (Target: Steelix)
-Crit chance: 5367 = NOPE.
-Damage: (7 + 9 - 6 - 1) * 1.5 = 13.5 damage
-Effect chance (-1 Acc <= 2000): 8032 = NOPE.
Steelix used Dragon Tail! (Target: Haxorus)
-Hit chance (Hit <= 9000): 6570 = Hit
-Crit chance: 4404 = NOPE.
-Damage: (6 + 3 + 2 + 4.5 - 4.5) * 1.5 = 16.5 damage
-Replacement (1 = Lucario; 2 = Gardevoir; 3 = Honchkrow; 4 = Froslass): 2 = Gardevoir
Lucy was dragged out!
Lucy was hurt by Stealth Rock!
(-12 HP)
Numbers:
-Plasmanta: -6 EN
-Steelix: -33(Ouch!) HP, -5 EN
-Haxorus: -28.22(!) HP, -12 EN
-Gardevoir: -12 HP
-Unown: -18 HP, -5 EN

Final Numbers:
-Plasmanta: -25 (24.5) EN
-Steelix: -66 HP, -32 EN
-Haxorus: -55 (50.22) HP, -30 EN
-Gardevoir: -12 HP
-Unown: -36 (35.5) HP, -15 EN
FMD:
AOOOAO
|

Orcina | Steelix
Rare Candy | Life Orb
HP: 90 | HP: 34
EN: 75 | EN: 68
Stats: 1/5/5(6)/5/100/7/9 | Stats: 3/9/2/4/26/7/8
Storm Drain | Rock Head
Vital Spirit | Sturdy
Telepathy | Sheer Force (ON)
No ailments | Taunt (3a)
0/0/+1/0/0/0/0 | 0/0/0/0/0/0/0(-10)
No other | No other

ZhengTann:
Stealth Rock
OOAOOA
|

Lucy | Levy
??? | Everstone
HP: 88 | HP: 58
EN: 100 | EN: 85
Stats: 2/4/5/4/80/3/3 | Stats: 2/2/4(6)/48/1/1
Synchronize | Levitate
Trace | Nothing
Telepathy (Nothing) | Nothing
No ailments | Gastro Acid (4a)
0/0/0/0/0/0/0 | 0/0/0/0/0/0/0
No other | No other

Field:
Nothing
ZhengTann:

Natsu
HP: 45
EN: 70
Stats: 6/3/1/3/112/3/5
Rivalry
Mold Breaker
Unnerve
No ailments
0/0/0/0/0/0(+14)/0
No other

What's Lucy holding, Zheng?​
 
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Nargacuga
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Steelix doesn't take LO recoil A1, due to the interactions with Sheer Force. So 32 HP, but that's really minor.

"Wahhh!! Hey no fair..." *get flung to the fourth block and right in the middle of the salesmob*

"Wait, I know that voice, Natsu? Oh, Levy, thank goodness!"

"Lucy! We've found you! ..... And then we lost Natsu."
Lucy (Gardevoir w/ Mental Herb): [Activate Trace (Steelix's Sheer Force)]
 
Those damned salesmen saboutaged my internet! D:

When in doubt, call in the lesbians!
Necturna with Expert Belt
Togekiss with Scope Lens
 

ZhengTann

Nargacuga
is a Forum Moderator Alumnus
I'm just going to pretend that the ASB Standard Arena is right in the middle of the city. And that somehow the flow of battle and crowding salesmen brings everybody here for refuge.

"...... We still can't find Natsu and the others."

"It's okay, as long as Juvia gets to be with Gray-sama, just the two together~~"

"Hey there hottie~ teeheehee"

"-LOVE RIVALS!!!!!!"
Counterswitch accepted. Gray (Lucario w/ Lucarionite) and Juvia (Froslass w/ Dawn Stone) coming in.

Gray (Lucario w/ Lucarionite): [Mega-Evolve] Iron Tail > Flash Cannon > Flash Cannon, all @ Togekiss.
IF Togekiss would be under the effects of Light Screen, THEN replace Flash Cannon with Metal Claw @ Togekiss instead.
IF Togekiss OR Necturna would use a damaging Fire-type combo AND directed at Gray-Lucario, THEN replace the first instance with Detect instead, pushing remaining queue back.
IF Togekiss is KO'ed, THEN replace that action with Dark Pulse @ Witchazel-Necturna instead.


Juvia (Froslass w/ Dawn Stone): Ice Beam (Togekiss) > Blizzard > Ice Beam (Togekiss)
IF Togekiss would be under the effects of Light Screen, THEN replace Ice Beam with Frost Breath @ Togekiss instead.
IF Togekiss would use Endure, THEN replace that action with Toxic @ Togekiss instead.
IF Togekiss is KO'ed, THEN replace that action with Shadow Ball @ Witchazel-Necturna instead.
 

"Keep away from my darling hax plane!"


Togekiss
Thunder Wave (Lucario) > Heat Wave > Heat Wave
If Heat Wave is disabled when you would act, use Dazzling Gleam.

Necturna
Skill Swap (Lucario) (Adaptability for nothing) > Shadow Claw (Froslass) > Shadow Claw (Froslass)
If Shadow Claw is disabled when you would act and Froslass is burned, use Hex (Froslass).
If Shadow Claw is disabled when you would act and Froslass is not burned, use Knock Off (Froslass).
 
FMD:
OAAOOO
|

Togekiss | Witchhazel
Scope Lens | Expert Belt
HP: 100 | HP: 100
EN: 100 | EN: 100
Stats: 1/3/5/4/92/3/3 | Stats: 5/4/3/4/94/3/3
Hustle (ON) | Forewarn
Serene Grace | Telepathy
Super Luck | Nothing
No ailments | No ailments
0/0/+1/0/0/0(+10)/0 | 0/0/0/0/0/0(+10)/0(
No other | No other

ZhengTann:
Stealth Rock
OAOOAO
|

Gray | Juvia
Lucarionite | Dawn Stone
HP: 100 | HP: 100
EN: 100 | EN: 100
Stats: 4(6)/2/5(6)/3/90(112)/3/4 | Stats: 2/3/3(4)/127/3/3
Inner Focus | Snow Cloak
Steadfast | Cursed Body
Justified | Nothing
Adaptability | Nothing
No ailments | No ailments
0/0/0/0/0/0/0 | 0/0/0/0/0/0(+19)/0
No other | No other

Field:
Nothing


Round 2: THEY COME LIKE THE STONE HEAD IN THAT CRAPPY MOVIE THAT STARRED SEAN CONNERY IN A RED DIAPER AND WAS SUPPOSEDLY MADE ON DRUGS


HELLO. I AM A ROBOT. I WILL BE PERFORMING REFEREE DUTIES FOR THIS BATTLE.


Hi there! I come repre-*BLAM*


I WILL ALSO BE EXTERMINATING THESE MEATBAGS. DO NOT MIND THEM.

Maybe you should mind the big ugly stone head that just flew in from nowhere, though.

Which is currently floating over the battlefield.

And opening up from the bottom.

And just dumped a whole bunch of salesmen.

It's that kind of movie.

Order: Froslass, Lucario, Necturna, Togekiss

Pre-round
Gray was hurt by Stealth Rock! (-6 HP)
Juvia was hurt by Stealth Rock! (-15 HP)
Numbers:
-Lucario: -6 HP
-Froslass: -15 HP

Action 1
Juvia used Ice Beam! (Target: Togekiss)
-Crit chance: 8779 = NOPE.
-Damage: (9 + 3 + 6 - 6) * 1.5 = 18 damage
-Effect chance (Freeze <= 1000): 905 = EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYUP.
-Freeze chance (1 = not frozen at all; 2 = light; 3 = deep): 1 = ...
Well, that was pointless. And also kind of bullshit.
Gray used Iron Tail! (Target: Togekiss)
-Hit chance (Hit <= 7500): 137 = Wow.
-Crit chance: 3269 = NOPE.
-Damage: (10 + 3 + 2 + 9 - 4.5) * 1.5 = 29.25 damage!
-Effect chance (-1 Def <= 3000): 6782 = NOPE.
Witchhazel used Skill Swap! (Target: Lucario)
Witchhazel stole Adaptability from Gray!
Togekiss used Thunder Wave! (Target: Lucario)
Gray was paralyzed! (25%)
Numbers:
-Togekiss: -47.25(Holy shit!) HP, -7 EN
-Necturna: -7 EN
-Lucario: -6 EN
-Froslass: -6 EN

Action 2
Juvia used Blizzard!
Blizzard, Togekiss:
-Hit chance (Hit <= 8900): 7339 = Hit
-Crit chance: 5044 = NOPE.
-Damage: ((11 * .75) + 3 + 6 - 6) * 1.5 = 16.88 damage
-Effect chance (POSSIBLY freeze <= 1000): 9805 = NOPE.
Blizzard, Necturna:
-Hit chance (Hit <= 8900): 431 = Hit
-Crit chance: 6244 = NOPE.
-Damage: ((11 * .75) + 3 + 6 - 6) * 1.5 = 16.88 damage
-Effect chance (STILL POSSIBLY freeze) <= 1000): 137 = EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYUP.
-BUT WILL IT ACTUALLY WORK? (1 = NOPE; 2 = light; 3 = deep) 1 = NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPE.
Wow, Zheng's luck is terrible tonight.
Witchhazel used Shadow Claw!
(Target: Froslass)
-Crit chance (Crit <= 1250): 316 = EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYUP.
-Damage: (7 + 3 + 3 + 2 + 2 + 7.5 - 4.5) * 1.5 = 30 Damage!!
-Ability (Disabled <= 3000): 9277 = NOPE.
Togekiss used Heat Wave!
Heat Wave, Lucario:
-Crit chance (Crit <= 5000): 5074 = OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH...
-Damage: ((10 * .75) + 7.5 - 4.5) * 1.5 = 15.75 damage
-Effect chance (Burn <= 2000): 7372 = NOPE.
Heat Wave, Froslass:
-Crit chance (Crit <= 5000): 4589 = EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYUP.
-Damage: ((10 * .75) + 3 + 7.5 - 4.5) * 1.5 = 20.25 damage!
-Effect chance (Burn <= 2000): 2733 = OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH...
-Ability chance (Disabled <= 3000): 2861 = EEEEEEEEEEEYUP.
Togekiss's heat wave was disabled! (6a)
-Move chance (Paralyzed <= 2500): 4687 = Move
Gray used Flash Cannon! (Target: Togekiss)
-Crit chance: 5085 = NOPE.
-Damage: (8 + 3 + 9 - 6) * 1.5 = 21 damage!
-Effect chance (-1 SpD <= 1000): 6255 = NOPE.
Numbers:
-Togekiss: -37.88(Ouch!) HP, -7 EN
-Necturna: -16.88 HP, -4 EN
-Lucario: -15.75 HP, -5 EN
-Froslass: -50.25(Holy shit!) HP, -7 EN

Action 3
Juvia used Ice Beam! (Target: Togekiss)
-Crit chance: 8779 = NOPE.
-Damage: (9 + 3 + 6 - 6) * 1.5 = 18 damage
Togekiss fainted!
Witchhazel used Shadow Claw!
(Target: Froslass)
-Crit chance (Crit <= 1250): 989 = EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYUP.
-Damage: (7 + 3 + 3 + 2 + 2 + 7.5 - 4.5) * 1.5 = 30 Damage!!
-Move chance (Paralyzed <= 2500): 9465 = Move
Gray used Dark Pulse! (Target: Necturna)
-Crit chance: 8627 = NOPE.
-Damage: (8 + 9 - 6) * 1.5 = 16.5 damage
Numbers
-Togekiss: -14.87 HP
-Necturna: -16.5 HP, -8 EN
-Lucario: -6 EN
-Froslass: -30(Ouch!) HP, -6 EN

Final Numbers:
-Togekiss: -100 HP, -14 EN
-Necturna: -33 (33.38) HP, -19 EN
-Lucario: -22 (21.75) HP, -17 EN
-Froslass: -95 (95.25) HP, -19 EN
FMD:
OXAOOO
|

Togekiss | Witchhazel
Scope Lens | Expert Belt
HP: KO | HP: 67
EN: 86 | EN: 81
Stats: 1/3/5/4/92/3/3 | Stats: 5/4/3/4/94/3/3
Hustle (ON) | Forewarn
Serene Grace | Telepathy
Super Luck | Nothing (Adaptability)
Faint | No ailments
0/0/+1/0/0/0(+10)/0 | 0/0/0/0/0/0(+10)/0(
No other | No other

ZhengTann:
Stealth Rock
OAOOAO
|

Gray | Juvia
Lucarionite | Dawn Stone
HP: 78 | HP: 5
EN: 83 | EN: 81
Stats: 4(6)/2/5(6)/3/90(28)/3/4 | Stats: 2/3/3(4)/127/3/3
Inner Focus | Snow Cloak
Steadfast | Cursed Body
Justified | Nothing
Adaptability (Nothing) | Nothing
Paralysis (20%) | No ailments
0/0/0/0/0/0/0 | 0/0/0/0/0/0(+19)/0
No other | No other

Field:
Nothing
FMD:
|

Orcina | Steelix
Rare Candy | Life Orb
HP: 90 | HP: 34
EN: 75 | EN: 68
Stats: 1/5/5(6)/5/100/7/9 | Stats: 3/9/2/4/26/7/8
Storm Drain | Rock Head
Vital Spirit | Sturdy
Telepathy | Sheer Force
No ailments | No ailments
0/0/+1/0/0/0/0 | 0/0/0/0/0/0/0(-10)
No other | No other

ZhengTann:
|
|

Natsu | Lucy | Levy
Life Orb | Mental Herb | Everstone
HP: 45 | HP: 88 | HP: 58
EN: 70 | EN: 100 | EN: 85
Stats: 6/3/1/3/112/3/5 | Stats: 2/4/5/4/80/3/3 | Stats: 2/2/4(6)/48/1/1
Rivalry | Synchronize | Levitate
Mold Breaker | Trace | Nothing
Unnerve | Telepathy | Nothing
No ailments | No ailments | No ailments
0/0/0/0/0/0(+14)/0 | 0/0/0/0/0/0/0 | 0/0/0/0/0/0/0
No other | No other
 
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Switching in Plasmanta.



"Fire the torpedo!"



"Nobody's going to get that joke."



"You know you're awful at this, right?"



"Aren't you two supposed to be in a battle?"


Counterswitch?
 
Necturna
Shadow Sneak (Froslass) > Shadow Sneak (Froslass) > Shadow Sneak (Froslass)
If Froslass is under the effect of a p/e move when you would target her, use Sacred Fire (Lucario).
If Lucario is under the effect of a p/e move when you would target him, use Substitute (15) the first instance and Ingrain the second.
If Lucario is asleep when you would act, use Nightmare (Lucario) and restart the current queue.
(KO) If Froslass is fainted, start chain Sacred Fire (Lucario) > Shadow Claw (Lucario) > Sacred Fire (Lucario).

Plasmanta
Parabolic Charge > Shock Wave (Lucario) > Parabolic Charge
If Froslass is under the effect of Endure and not poisoned, use Toxic and push back.
If Lucario would use Detect, use Block and push back.
If Lucario would use a damaging Ground type combo with you as the target and you did not use Protect last action, use Protect and restart queue.
 
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ZhengTann

Nargacuga
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I personally doubt Froslass' Substitution is legal here, but hey, it'll only be ignored when it is right? Besides, I have an 80% chance of not even needing to bother, right? Right??

"Listen, Juvia - I might be able to buy you some more time. Hurry away and find Lucy and the others-"

"No. Juvia will not leave Gray- uhhh, what is that weird monolithic head?"


"..... A new guy in the fight?"
Gray (Lucario w/ Lucarionite): Quick Guard > Bone Rush (Orcina-Plasmanta) > Bone Rush (Orcina-Plasmanta)
IF Gray-Lucario is no longer under the effects of Paralysis, THEN replace that action with Dig instead.

Juvia (Froslass w/ Dawn Stone): Destiny Bond (Orcina-Plasmanta) > Shadow Ball (Witchhazel-Necturna) > Sucker Punch (Witchhazel-Necturna)
IF Gray-Lucario failed to use Quick Guard A1, THEN replace A1 with Sucker Punch @ Witchhazel-Necturna instead.
 
I'm pretty sure it ain't.
FMD:
AXAOOO
|

Orcina | Witchhazel
Scope Lens | Expert Belt
HP: 90 | HP: 67
EN: 75 | EN: 81
Stats: 1/5/5(6)/5/100/7/9 | Stats: 5/4/3/4/94/3/3
Storm Drain | Forewarn
Vital Spirit | Telepathy
Telepathy | Nothing (Adaptability)
No ailments | No ailments
0/0/+1/0/0/0/0 | 0/0/0/0/0/0(+10)/0(
No other | No other

ZhengTann:
Stealth Rock
OAOOAO
|

Gray | Juvia
Lucarionite | Dawn Stone
HP: 78 | HP: 5
EN: 83 | EN: 81
Stats: 4(6)/2/5(6)/3/90(28)/3/4 | Stats: 2/3/3(4)/3/127/3/3
Inner Focus | Snow Cloak
Steadfast | Cursed Body
Justified | Nothing
Adaptability (Nothing) | Nothing
Paralysis (20%) | No ailments
0/0/0/0/0/0/0 | 0/0/0/0/0/0(+19)/0
No other | No other

Field:
Nothing

ROUND 3: THEY COME LIKE ANTS...IF ANTS WERE THIS BIG!...NO? HOW ABOUT THIS BIG?

The big ugly head continues to rain salesmen, who continue to stampede at everyone and hawk their wares.

One of the salesmen is sent flying, slamming right into the head's mouth. Then it's pelted by a second. And a third.


So did we ever figure out how to stop them this time?


Afraid not, Chief. And might El Sabueso say, you are a FANTASTIC shot!


Well, I did pitch a mean fastball back in high-dammit Sabueso, this isn't the time for idle chatter! Keep the ammo coming!


Right, El Sabueso apologizes. Al! Ted! El Sabueso demands more suckers!

We now cut away to Al and Ted screaming as they flee from a tidal wave of salesmen.

Order: Froslass, Plasmanta, Necturna, Lucario

Action 1 (Priority: Lucario, Necturna, Froslass, Plasmanta)
-Move chance (Paralyzed <= 2000): 245 = NOPE.
Gray can't move!
Witchhazel used Shadow Sneak! (Target: Froslass)
-Crit chance: 4510 = NOPE.
-Damage: (4 + 3 + 2 + 2 + 7.5 - 4.5) * 1.5 = 21 damage!
Juvia fainted!
Orcina used Parabolic charge!
Parabolic charge, Lucario:
-Crit chance: 9727 = NOPE.
-Damage: (5 * .75) + 3 + 1 + 9 - 4.5 = 12.25 damage
Parabolic charge, Nect-NO.
Numbers:
-Plasmanta: -6 EN
-Necturna: -3 EN
-Lucario: -12.25 HP
-Froslass: -5 HP

Action 2
Orcina used Shock Wave! (Target: Lucario)
-Crit chance: 9814 = NOPE.
-Damage: 6 + 3 + 1 + 9 - 4.5 = 14.5 damage
Witchhazel used Sacred Fire! (Target: Lucario)
-Crit chance: 8893 = NOPE.
-Damage: (10 + 2 + 7.5 - 4.5) * 1.5 = 22.5 damage!
-Effect chance (Burn <= 5000): 5562 = OHHHHHHHHHHHH...
-Move chance (Paralyzed <= 1000): 4425 = Move
Gray used Bone Rush! (Target: Plasmanta)
-Hit chance (Hit <= 9000): 9069 = OHHHHHHHHHHHHH...
Numbers:
-Plasmanta: -3 EN
-Necturna: -8 EN
-Lucario: -37(Ouch!) HP, -7 EN

Action 3
Orcina used Parabolic Charge!
Parabolic charge, Lucario:
-Crit chance: 3613 = NOPE.
-Damage: (5 * .75) + 3 + 1 + 9 - 4.5 = 12.25 damage
Parabolic charge, Nect-NO.
Witchhazel used Shadow Claw! (Target: Lucario)
-Crit chance (Crit <= 1250): 9799 = NOPE.
-Damage: 7 + 3 + 2 + 7.5 - 4.5 = 15 damage
-Move chance (Paralyzed <= 1000): 9120 = Move
Gray used Bone Rush! (Target: Plasmanta)
-Hit chance (hit <= 9000): 7953 = NOPE.
-Hit number (1-2 = 2 hits; 3-4 = 3; 5 = 4; 6 = 5): 6 = 5 hits
-Crit chances: 1487, 846, 4877, 4525, 6318 = NOPE.
-Damage: (15 + 9 - 7.5) * 1.5 = 24.75 damage!
Numbers:
-Plasmanta: -24.75(!) HP, -6 EN
-Necturna: -4 EN
-Lucario: -27.25(!) HP, -11 EN

Final Numbers:
-Plasmanta: -25 (24.75) HP, -16 EN
-Necturna: -15 EN
-Lucario: -77 (76.5) HP, -18 EN
-Froslass: -5 HP
FMD:
AXAOOO
|

Orcina | Witchhazel
Scope Lens | Expert Belt
HP: 65 | HP: 52
EN: 59 | EN: 66
Stats: 1/5/5(6)/5/100/7/9 | Stats: 5/4/3/4/94/3/3
Storm Drain | Forewarn
Vital Spirit | Telepathy
Telepathy | Nothing (Adaptability)
No ailments | No ailments
0/0/+1/0/0/0/0 | 0/0/0/0/0/0(+10)/0(
No other | No other

ZhengTann:
Stealth Rock
OAOOXO
|

Gray | Juvia
Lucarionite | Dawn Stone
HP: 1 | HP: KO
EN: 65 | EN: 81
Stats: 4(6)/2/5(6)/3/90(28)/3/4 | Stats: 2/3/3(4)/3/127/3/3
Inner Focus | Snow Cloak
Steadfast | Cursed Body
Justified | Nothing
Adaptability (Nothing) | Faint
Paralysis (5%) | No ailments
0/0/0/0/0/0/0 | 0/0/0/0/0/0(+19)/0
No other | No other

Field:
Nothing
FMD:

Steelix
Life Orb
HP: 34
EN: 68
Stats: 3/9/2/4/26/7/8
Rock Head
Sturdy
Sheer Force
No ailments
0/0/0/0/0/0/0(-10)
No other

ZhengTann:
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|

Natsu | Lucy | Levy
Life Orb | Mental Herb | Everstone
HP: 45 | HP: 88 | HP: 58
EN: 70 | EN: 100 | EN: 85
Stats: 6/3/1/3/112/3/5 | Stats: 2/4/5/4/80/3/3 | Stats: 2/2/4(6)/48/1/1
Rivalry | Synchronize | Levitate
Mold Breaker | Trace | Nothing
Unnerve | Telepathy | Nothing
No ailments | No ailments | No ailments
0/0/0/0/0/0(+14)/0 | 0/0/0/0/0/0/0 | 0/0/0/0/0/0/0
No other | No other
Zheng?​
 

ZhengTann

Nargacuga
is a Forum Moderator Alumnus
Wait, Al and Ted were back?

"He- hey, it's Gray! And Juvia!"

"Don't worry Juvia, we got you."


"You have to get Juvia out of here for a bit though, I'll hang on and distract the big ones!"
Levy (Unown w/ Everstone) coming in.

Gray (Lucario w/ Lucarionite): Quick Attack + Bone Rush {Ice Make: Seven Slice Dance!!} > combo cooldown (Extreme Speed) > Extreme Speed + Extreme Speed {Ice Make: Cold Excalibur!!} , all @ Orcina-Plasmanta
IF Witchhazel-Necturna would use a Shadow Sneak + Shadow Sneak combo, THEN replace that action with Extreme Speed + Extreme Speed combo @ Orcina-Plasmanta instead.
IF Orcina-Plasmanta is under the effects of Protective/Evasive moves, THEN replace that action with Quick Attack + Ice Punch {Ice Make: Ice Impact!!} at Witchhazel-Necturna instead.


Levy (Unown w/ Everstone): Psychic > Psychic > Hidden Power Fire 7, all @ Orcina-Plasmanta
IF Orcina-Plasmanta is under the effects of Protective/Evasive moves, THEN replace that action with Quick Attack + Ice Punch {Ice Make: Ice Impact!!} at Witchhazel-Necturna instead.
IF Orcina-Plasmanta would use Wide Guard A3, THEN replace that action wit Hidden Power Dark 7 @ Witchhazel-Necturna instead.
IF Orcina-Plasmanta is KO'ed, THEN alternate Hidden Power Dark 7 AND Hidden Power Flying 7 @ Witchhazel-Necturna instead.
 

"This looks easy... Too easy."


"It's a trap!"



"At least you have the right face for that line."



"This is why I tried to keep only couples in play, but you just had to ruin it."


Necturna
Protect > Shadow Claw (Unown) > Shadow Claw (Unown)
If Unown is fainted, Chill.

Plasmanta
Protect > Parabolic Charge > Signal Beam (Unown)
If Unown is fainted, Chill.
 
FMD:
AXAOOO
|

Orcina | Witchhazel
Rare Candy | Expert Belt
HP: 65 | HP: 52
EN: 59 | EN: 66
Stats: 1/5/5(6)/5/100/7/9 | Stats: 5/4/3/4/94/3/3
Storm Drain | Forewarn
Vital Spirit | Telepathy
Telepathy | Nothing (Adaptability)
No ailments | No ailments
0/0/+1/0/0/0/0 | 0/0/0/0/0/0(+10)/0(
No other | No other

ZhengTann:
Stealth Rock
OAOOXA
|

Gray | Levy
Lucarionite | Everstone
HP: 1 | HP: 58
EN: 65 | EN: 85
Stats: 4(6)/2/5(6)/3/90(28)/3/4 | Stats: 2/2/4(6)/2/48/1/1
Inner Focus | Levitate
Steadfast | Nothing
Justified | Nothing
Adaptability (Nothing) | Nothing
Paralysis (5%) | No ailments
0/0/0/0/0/0/0 | 0/0/0/0/0/0(+19)/0
No other | No other

Field:
Nothing

Round 4: THEY COME [FILLING IN LATER]


Hi, folks. This is fluff.


Oh come on, you're not even trying!


Rico, the only reason we're in this movie in the first place is because the actors for this scene never showed up. We're not even getting paid for this!


Slacker.


Oh, stuff it. So who do you think the villain is this time, anyway? Satan again?


Nah, he isn't. That's already been established.


Prosopida, then?


Doubt it...when are we gonna finish that arc, anyway?


When I can find that last bit of motivation to do War of the Mummies for the third time. Which, unfortunately, is about as commonplace as the leprechaun right about now.


Leprechaun? Like from that one show on BBC that you used to watch? The one with...what was her name...I forget, she was the Slavic girl with the really shitty luck.


One, it's Petra, two, there weren't any leprechauns in that.


Hey! Are you two gonna throw me out the window or what?!


Oh shit, you're right. Sorry about that. Uh, oh no. It is a salesman. Begone.
Order: Plasmanta, Necturna, Unown, Lucario

Pre-round
Levy was hurt by Stealth Rock! (-12 HP)
Numbers:
-Unown: -12 HP

Action 1 (Priority: Plasmanta, Necturna, Lucario, Unown)
Orcina used Protect!
Orcina protected herself!
Witchhazel used Protect!
Witchhazel protected herself!

-Move chance (Paralyzed <= 500): 3973 = Move
Gray used Ice Make: Ice Impact! (Target: Necturna)
Unfortunately, no.
-Damage (For Protect): (12 + 9 - 6) * 1.5 = 22.5 damage!
-Energy cost: (6 + 3) * 1.5 = 13.5 EN
Levy used Psy-NO.
-Damage (For protect): (15 + 3 + 2 + 9 - 7.5) * 1.5 = 32.25 Damage!!
-Energy cost: 5 + (9 / 2) - 1 = 8.5 EN
-Energy cost (Protect, Plasmanta): 7 + (32.25 / 2.5) = 19.9 EN
-Energy cost (Protect, Necturna): 7 + (22.5 / 2.5) = 16 EN
Numbers:
-Plasmanta: -19.9 EN
-Necturna: -16 EN
-Lucario: -13.5 EN
-Unown: -8.5 EN

Action 2
Orcina used Parabolic charge!
Parabolic charge, Luc-aw, who am I kidding? He's down.
-Absorption: 1 / 2 = .5 = 1 HP
Parabolic charge, Unown:
-Crit chance: 5140 = NOPE.
-Damage: (5 * .75) + 3 + 1 + 9 - 3 = 13.75 damage
-Absorption: 13.75 / 2 = 6.88 HP
Witchhazel used Shadow Claw! (Target: Unown)
-Crit chance (Crit <= 1250): 7723 = NOPE.
-Damage: (7 + 3 + 2 + 2 + 7.5 - 3) * 1.5 = 27.75 damage!
Levy used Psychic! (Target: Plasmanta)
-Crit chance: 5920 = NOPE.
-Damage: (15 + 3 + 2 + 9 - 7.5) * 1.5 = 32.25 Damage!!
-Energy cost: 5 + (9 / 2) - 1 + 4 = 12.5 EN
-Effect chance (-1 SpD <= 1000): 9829 = NOPE.
Numbers:
-Plasmanta: -24.37(!) HP, -6 EN
-Necturna: -4 EN
-Lucario: -1 HP
-Unown: -41.5(Holy shit!) HP, -12.5 EN

Action 3
Orcina used Signal Beam! (Target: Unown)
-Crit chance: 815 = Not like it matters...
-Damage: (8 + 9 - 3) * 1.5 = 21 damage!
Levy fainted!
Witchhazel used Chill!
Witchhazel recovered 12 EN!

Numbers
-Plasmanta: -6 EN
-Necturna: +12 EN
-Unown: -4.5 HP

Final Numbers:
-Plasmanta: -24 (24.37) HP, -32 (31.9) EN
-Necturna: -8 EN
-Lucario: -1 HP, -14 (13.5) EN
-Unown: -58 HP, -21 EN
FMD:
AXAOOO
|

Orcina | Witchhazel
Rare Candy | Expert Belt
HP: 41 | HP: 52
EN: 27 | EN: 58
Stats: 1/5/5(6)/5/100/7/9 | Stats: 5/4/3/4/94/3/3
Storm Drain | Forewarn
Vital Spirit | Telepathy
Telepathy | Nothing (Adaptability)
No ailments | No ailments
0/0/+1/0/0/0/0 | 0/0/0/0/0/0(+10)/0(
No other | No other

ZhengTann:
Stealth Rock
OXOOXX
|

Gray | Levy
Lucarionite | Everstone
HP: KO | HP: KO
EN: 51 | EN: 64
Stats: 4(6)/2/5(6)/3/90(28)/3/4 | Stats: 2/2/4(6)/2/48/1/1
Inner Focus | Levitate
Steadfast | Nothing
Justified | Nothing
Adaptability (Nothing) | Nothing
Faint | Faint
0/0/0/0/0/0/0 | 0/0/0/0/0/0(+19)/0
No other | No other

Field:
Nothing
FMD:

Steelix
Life Orb
HP: 34
EN: 68
Stats: 3/9/2/4/26/7/8
Rock Head
Sturdy
Sheer Force
No ailments
0/0/0/0/0/0/0(-10)
No other

ZhengTann:
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Natsu | Lucy
Life Orb | Mental Herb
HP: 45 | HP: 88
EN: 70 | EN: 100
Stats: 6/3/1/3/112/3/5 | Stats: 2/4/5/4/80/3/3
Rivalry | Synchronize
Mold Breaker | Trace
Unnerve | Telepathy
No ailments | No ailments
0/0/0/0/0/0(+14)/0 | 0/0/0/0/0/0/0
No other
Your next mons, Zheng?​
 
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This wipe certainly feels bad :(

".... You're pretty strong for a human."

<"Gee, thanks.">

"Natsu!! We're in enough trouble with these Pokemons already-"

"But this guy can understand us. And he's here to kill Zheng!!"
Natsu (Haxorus w/ Life Orb) and Lucy (Gardevoir w/ Mental Herb) coming in.
 
Switching in Dragalge with Experience Share and Slowbro with Slowbronite. Counterswitch?
 
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Nargacuga
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"..... What are you talking about? Who's there? "

"I know, I know you can't see him, but I can smell him, I'm not lying!"

<".... As to why I'm invisible, it's more of the fact that I lack a sprite, if you know what I'm saying.">
Counterswitch offer declined. This is going to be hard enough ordering second.
 

"Okay guys, you ready for this?"

...

...

...


"Just give them a second, they'll reply when they've caught up."

Dragalge
Toggle Poison Touch off to enhance Poison Point.
Sludge Bomb (Gardevoir) > Icy Wind > Sludge Bomb (Gardevoir)
If Gardevoir is under the effects of a p/e move and Haxorus is not, use Dragon Pulse (Harxorus) and push back.
If both opponents are under the effects of p/e moves, Substitute (15) the first instance and Chill the second, pushing back each time.

Slowbro
Mega Evolve!
Ice Beam (Haxorus) > Ice Beam (Haxorus) > Ice Beam (Haxorus)
If Gardevoir is under the effect of a p/e move when you would target her and would not use Encore (Slowbro) the next action, use Substitute (20) the first instance and Future Sight the second instance.
If Haxorus is fainted or under the effect of a p/e move, use Shadow Ball (Gardevoir) and push back.



"...guys?"
 

ZhengTann

Nargacuga
is a Forum Moderator Alumnus
Oh dang, I forgot to Trace again v_v
Well, time to pull half a Dogfish. The canine half, please.
<"Are you.... talking to me? Man I'm getting hungry again..">
Natsu (Haxorus w/ Life Orb): Endeavour > Dig > Dragon Claw, all @ Dragalge

Lucy (Gardevoir w/ Mental Herb): Psyshock (Dragalge) > Draining Kiss (Dragalge) > Psyshock (Dragalge)
IF Dragalge is NOT KO'ed A3, THEN replace that action with Torment @ Slowbro instead.
 
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