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Throughout the night, many of you received odd cellphone calls.
askaninjask continued to proclaim his STARSdom, while
Fatecrashers started groaning and mumbling MUUUUUUUUUUUUK.
Nightmare jigglypuff decided to timidly step up and seek out his fellow SNOWS.
However, all was not well that morning. Everyone emerged into the streets, glancing around nervously. Some of you looked smug, others looked confident.
Manafii 101 just plain looked scared, unsure what was going on.
"Hey guys, you know,
LifeAdmiral isn't here. That's kinda weird,"
Khz points out.
iiMKUltra calls him a (BAN ME PLEASE) for noticing, but you all branch out to find him.
zorbees soon screams girlishly, pointing at the now-dead body of
LifeAdmiral.
It appears whatever hit him was..... SUPER EFFECTIVE. You aren't really sure, maybe Boxxy came on his face or the internet stopped working. Whatever it was, it killed him quickly but left an ugly corpse.
And what he truly was, you're not even sure.
Dear LifeAdmiral
You are <snip>
It seems whatever he was is a mystery. How unusual. The world may never know what
LifeAdmiral was now, his body shrouded in dust and his face obscured.
Such is the way of life in a world torn apart by SANDS and MUDS-seeking empires.
But wait!
"Yo, um, I don't think
theangryscientist is here either.."
Fangren observes. You all glance about and, sure enough,
TAS is nowhere to be seen!
After some exploring, he is found on top of a small mountain nearby. It appears he died very quickly, face wide with amazement, head turned up to the sky. Perhaps his soul has found peace.
Dear theangryscientist
You are Dialga,
You are the big mackdaddy of steel legendaries with a dragon-type Hyper Beam: too bad nobody uses it. You roar and fight Palkia all day then have makeup sex all night (anyone visualizing this is a filthy furry). Because you are immune to sandstorm, you figured you would hook up with the SANDS and help them defeat their enemies.
At night you may send a PM to Quagsires and Yeti with the following: "NX- Roar viciously and angrily at <user>." You will roar viciously and angrily at that user, scaring them <snip>less and they will get the strangest feeling if they speak during the day, they will surely die.
During the day you may PM Quagsires and Yeti with the following: "DX- Instigate extremely tedious ubers battle with <user>." Because you are such a formidable wall with few weaknesses, you will engage in a drawn-out ubers match lasting the entire day, preventing that user from ever actually doing anything during the day.
<snip>.
You are allied with the SANDS. To win, the SNOWS, MUDS, and STARS must be defeated.
The poor man appears to have never stood a chance. And so, Dialga falls.
A man was close to being gone today. But he PMed after deadline but we allowed it as it had no influence. DON'T DO IT AGAIN.
Nook looks around carefully, counting the number of people. "lololol
aska's gone," he trololols merrily, and it is true.
askaninjask has vanished! Where he went, nobody knows, but as you cannot find a body, it is safe to assume he is merely missing, but cannot be contacted.
macle takes a final tally and notices there is one more person unaccounted for:
Fatecrashers. Everyone gloomily trudges back to his room, expecting to see his decaying flesh, only to find him quite intact.
It seems he's just frozen in a pile of ice... however that managed to happen! As such, all communication efforts with him are BANNED.
To note: for both circumstances above (and others similar) this DOES include your partner in your role PM should you have one.
It is now
Day Two. Day Two will end in 48 hours at 4:00 PM PST 3/24/11 OR when there is majority/consensus at the lynch and ALL Day PMs are in.
We were missing 1 (technically 2) PMs last night. Don't let this happen again, idlers. We have willing subs and we're not afraid to use them.
In addition, clarification. Any uniting PM attempt to unite all 5 (or less) members of a factions requires EACH MEMBER TO PM US ON SMOGON OR IRC. YOUR PARTNER SHOULD YOU HAVE ONE CANNOT DO IT FOR YOU. The same holds for forming an alliance with another faction. However, you have one full cycle in which to do so, in case a faction member had to be out for the day.
Result PMs going out as quickly as possible - they were all out ages ago but I forgot to edit, all PMs out, commence the lynch/action sending, etc.