[SANDard] Revenge of the WINNERS - The Allied SNOWS and STARS!

Yeti

dark saturday
is a Community Contributor Alumnus
all PMs in
though deadline is 8 mins away trololol

The world has spoken. Spiffy was voted the worst person alive, during the night, and the executioners took action.

Dear Spiffy
You are Rebecca Black,

It's FRIDAY FRIDAY GETTIN DOWN ON FRIDAY fun fun fun fun lookin forward to the WEEKEND. Yesterday was Thursday (Thursday). Today is Friday (Friday). We we we so excited. We so excited. It's pretty gd obvious why you're on the faction you are.

Every Friday, you may send Quagsires and Yeti a PM with the following; "suck a whole lot". You will suck a whole lot.

Every other day of the week, you may tweet about how you want to duet with Justin Bieber.

You are allied with the Really Bad Artists. You win if someone admits your music doesn't suck. So you lose.
The first casuality has arrived.





Nah just kidding that's not his real Role, PM or alliance. Spiffy is still alive, however, when you all gathered, he was not present! Nor were Blue_Tornado and UltraPorygon. They are GONE for the day, and cannot be contacted.

I will send result PMs as swiftly as Slowgon allows for - Quag and I have sent all result PMs. Carry on the lynch.

It is now Day One, Day One will end in 48 hours at 3/20/11 4:00 PM PST OR when there is a majority vote AND all Day Actions in, whether idle or not. There is NO grace period and the day will progress at the latest in 48 hours.

EDIT: TO CLARIFY, THE SANDS TRADITION IS YOU DO NOT RECEIVE A PM IF THE ONLY RESULT YOU WOULD GET IS "YOUR ACTION WAS SUCCESSFUL". IF SOMETHING ELSE HAPPENED/YOU FAILED YOU'LL GET A PM.
 
LYNCH SPIFFY!

Naw, just kidding.

If you need to contact me for whatever reason during the next 24 hours, send me something via PM. I'll try to get back to you on IRC after that.
 

Yeti

dark saturday
is a Community Contributor Alumnus
hey (BAN ME PLEASE)s we're missing like 18-19 PMs

trucking send them

and vote in the lynch has everyone died or is slowgon just keeping people away?
you have 4 1/2 hours to complete your goals.

do it

we will also accept bolded lynch votes in the channel because slowgon is so slow/laggy
 

Yeti

dark saturday
is a Community Contributor Alumnus
lunchline

askaninjask declares today will see no deaths at his hands, and mere hours before the deadline falls, he begins a crusade to no lynch.

Everyone else swiftly follows him, polelover44 vehemently insisting no blood shall be shed.

It is unfortunate Spiffy was away for the day or he may have been the first casualty !

Speaking of, the three missing chaps have returned! Blue_Tornado walks through the streets dripping wet, but looking content. Spiffy emerges from far west, looking like he just rolled around in a desert. UltraPorygon walks out of a small rocketship and strolls casually along. They can now communicate, be targeted, etc. again.

Captain Bagman waves to them, then pulls his bag down lower and reclines, allowing everyone else to confirm nobody has died.

I will send result PMs over IRC if you are on and over Slowgon if not. This is because Smogon barely loads anymore and it is very difficult to send results like that. Will be sent asap.

It is now Night One. Kills are valid. Night One will end in 48 hours, 4:00 PM PST 3/22/11.

Additionally, we were missing three PMs. This is unacceptable and will hurt you/your team. If these people idle again they will be subbed OUT.

all PMs SHOULD be out, if you would like confirmation of your results (we may have sent it on IRC & you didn't see) PLEASE contact us on IRC. in addition, SIGN ONTO IRC IN THE NEXT 48 HOURS OR WE WILL SUB YOU OUT. smogon forums are unreliable - it's easier to talk to your team, talk to others, and talk to us on irc. remember the channel is #SANDS and you DO need to unite your faction to do anything like killing, forming an alliance with another, etc.
 

Yeti

dark saturday
is a Community Contributor Alumnus
dedline

Throughout the night, many of you received odd cellphone calls. askaninjask continued to proclaim his STARSdom, while Fatecrashers started groaning and mumbling MUUUUUUUUUUUUK. Nightmare jigglypuff decided to timidly step up and seek out his fellow SNOWS.

However, all was not well that morning. Everyone emerged into the streets, glancing around nervously. Some of you looked smug, others looked confident. Manafii 101 just plain looked scared, unsure what was going on.

"Hey guys, you know, LifeAdmiral isn't here. That's kinda weird," Khz points out. iiMKUltra calls him a (BAN ME PLEASE) for noticing, but you all branch out to find him.

zorbees soon screams girlishly, pointing at the now-dead body of LifeAdmiral.

It appears whatever hit him was..... SUPER EFFECTIVE. You aren't really sure, maybe Boxxy came on his face or the internet stopped working. Whatever it was, it killed him quickly but left an ugly corpse.

And what he truly was, you're not even sure.

Dear LifeAdmiral
You are <snip>
It seems whatever he was is a mystery. How unusual. The world may never know what LifeAdmiral was now, his body shrouded in dust and his face obscured.

Such is the way of life in a world torn apart by SANDS and MUDS-seeking empires.

But wait!

"Yo, um, I don't think theangryscientist is here either.." Fangren observes. You all glance about and, sure enough, TAS is nowhere to be seen!

After some exploring, he is found on top of a small mountain nearby. It appears he died very quickly, face wide with amazement, head turned up to the sky. Perhaps his soul has found peace.

Dear theangryscientist
You are Dialga,

You are the big mackdaddy of steel legendaries with a dragon-type Hyper Beam: too bad nobody uses it. You roar and fight Palkia all day then have makeup sex all night (anyone visualizing this is a filthy furry). Because you are immune to sandstorm, you figured you would hook up with the SANDS and help them defeat their enemies.

At night you may send a PM to Quagsires and Yeti with the following: "NX- Roar viciously and angrily at <user>." You will roar viciously and angrily at that user, scaring them <snip>less and they will get the strangest feeling if they speak during the day, they will surely die.

During the day you may PM Quagsires and Yeti with the following: "DX- Instigate extremely tedious ubers battle with <user>." Because you are such a formidable wall with few weaknesses, you will engage in a drawn-out ubers match lasting the entire day, preventing that user from ever actually doing anything during the day.

<snip>.

You are allied with the SANDS. To win, the SNOWS, MUDS, and STARS must be defeated.
The poor man appears to have never stood a chance. And so, Dialga falls.

A man was close to being gone today. But he PMed after deadline but we allowed it as it had no influence. DON'T DO IT AGAIN.

Nook looks around carefully, counting the number of people. "lololol aska's gone," he trololols merrily, and it is true. askaninjask has vanished! Where he went, nobody knows, but as you cannot find a body, it is safe to assume he is merely missing, but cannot be contacted.

macle takes a final tally and notices there is one more person unaccounted for: Fatecrashers. Everyone gloomily trudges back to his room, expecting to see his decaying flesh, only to find him quite intact.

It seems he's just frozen in a pile of ice... however that managed to happen! As such, all communication efforts with him are BANNED.

To note: for both circumstances above (and others similar) this DOES include your partner in your role PM should you have one.

It is now Day Two. Day Two will end in 48 hours at 4:00 PM PST 3/24/11 OR when there is majority/consensus at the lynch and ALL Day PMs are in.

We were missing 1 (technically 2) PMs last night. Don't let this happen again, idlers. We have willing subs and we're not afraid to use them.

In addition, clarification. Any uniting PM attempt to unite all 5 (or less) members of a factions requires EACH MEMBER TO PM US ON SMOGON OR IRC. YOUR PARTNER SHOULD YOU HAVE ONE CANNOT DO IT FOR YOU. The same holds for forming an alliance with another faction. However, you have one full cycle in which to do so, in case a faction member had to be out for the day.

Result PMs going out as quickly as possible - they were all out ages ago but I forgot to edit, all PMs out, commence the lynch/action sending, etc.
 

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