Contrary Nasty Plot... that transcends silly and enters the realm of just plain stupid.
Meanwhile...
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You know what's worse than an Eeveelution team? Two of them facing each other. You know what's worse than that? These sets. Attract (remember, Eeveelutions are 87.5% male). Heat Wave against Flareon and Vaporeon. Solarbeam with no sun/Power Herb. Dig Umbreon. Air Balloon Sylveon. Berry Juice Espeon. HYPER BEAM EVERYWHERE. And others.
— Fairy Wind/Moonblast/Draining Kiss Sylveon (Moonblast/Draining Kiss on the same set is almost understandable, but still silly. Fairy Wind? Just don't.)
— Solar Beam Leafeon (because 60 base Sp. Atk is so good right? Seriously, don't ever put Solar Beam on Leafeon unless you're in some weirdstat OM.)
— Aerial Ace Leafeon not targeting the opposing Leafeon, and also not just hitting the opposing Vaporeon with Leaf Blade.
— In an Eeveelution team which you know will be fighting another Eeveelution team, putting Attract on a male Eeveelution.
— Espeon using Shadow Ball on a foe it hits neutrally. If you can't hit the foe SE, use STAB!
— Jolteon trying to use Double Kick on Umbreon while Umbreon is underground. Does nobody understand speed stats?
— Apicot Berry Umbreon. (Seriously, don't use those "raise a stat 1 stage when under 1/4 HP" berries without either Harvest, Cheek Pouch, or Gluttony! And if using Harvest, also make sure to have a self-healing move and Substitute, and have your max HP be divisible by 4!)