Happy Holidays everybody and Welcome to live this section of SSPN, where today, we'll be talking about today's live auction SPL draft, teams and other dummies. I'm your Host Navy along side kill yourself formerly known as BKC or to others, PKC (PedoKickinChicken).
BKC: SLAYER... , Kill yourself
Navy: Hoho, easy there fella HeheheHe. So Today is the SPL auction at 7pm EST. Where 10 Managers will clash on a bidding War to draft the best possible team to help their Team Win.
BKC: SLAYER, sorry for cutting you off. But these managers have 140000 to bid on old players ? ew. I would Buy MJ's Neverland with that kind of money, screw an SPL. I could live the real dream by doing that. 8)
Navy: *looks at the producers* Is this scripted in ? . Anyways. Yes BKC, 140000, which a lot of teams don't fully have. A lot of retains were made. Which retained player really stands out from the list ?
BKC: SLAYERRR ! none, they all suck, especially Cased, God i can't believe i shared a bed with that homo. I was almost starting to like it. Or some shit, Where the fuck is that new Mexican kid we hired with my Coffee ?
Navy: *Looks at BKC O_O* . Welp. Now i can see why you were given sucha face to walk around with.
BKC: SLAYERRRRR! These young chicks don't know any better. So i get away with it... 8)
Navy: Dear god...
BKC: SLAAAAYYYEEERRRRRRR !!!
Navy: We will see you all Tonight! , be sure to have empty stomachs, get naked, lock your doors and putt your side chicks to another side and silence your cellphones because it will be an intense draft for this highly anticipated spl
BKC: SLAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYEEEEEEELITTLEGIRLSBOOTYHOLESEEEEERRRRRRR!