SPL General Talk Thread

[Adam]

21:05: prem clearly i didnt realized the difference by lik the second day of preschool lol
21:05: prem i gave a 4 y/o girl a concussion
21:05: prem for trying to take my toy.
21:05: prem i was also expelled

I'm very much afraid of my own teammates.

 

[prem]

21:05: prem clearly i didnt realized the difference by lik the second day of preschool lol
21:05: prem i was also expelled
21:05: prem i gave a 4 y/o girl a concussion
21:05: prem for trying to take my toy.


I'm very much afraid of my own teammates.

hey it was the second day... they didnt tell me about sharing yet

 

[RODAN]

fuck whitequeen/danilo/sogeking

 

[BASED]

I finally built up the courage to ask princess bri [the hot girl] on an edate too. :[

 

[a fairy]

oh well, no dice

 

[C05ta]

Thanks for banning Dice. He'll have more time to focus on ghosting me

 

[Toxzn]

Thanks for banning Dice. He'll have more time to focus on ghosting me

Don't worry you can go back to your old Halo DDoSing tactics.

 

[C05ta]

Don't worry you can go back to your old Halo DDoSing tactics.

I hit kids on LAN like it's my job! It's definitely not online players quitting out while they were getting destroyed by an actual team, that wouldn't make sense at all.

 

[Sweepage]

The day I met SnowCristal! on irc she told me weird boys stalked her, and that laurel sent her pics. So I know she didn't like him and today just for a simple troll on SnowCristal! somehow it turned into a great troll:

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1[16:13] <@Hernanes> snowcristal
01[16:13] <@Hernanes> cbt wants to see your picture
[16:13] <SnowCristal> mmm? really?
[16:13] <SnowCristal> o.o
[16:14] <SnowCristal> btw no D: no pics
[16:14] <SnowCristal> u.u
[16:14] <@cbt> i never said i did
[16:14] <@cbt> but its ok
[16:14] <SnowCristal> So, hernanes, i've to think that you want to see my pic?
[16:14] <SnowCristal> xD
01[16:14] <@Hernanes> I already saw it
[16:14] <@cbt> that was blue eon who did
03[16:14] * Retrieving #scooters modes...
01[16:15] <@Hernanes> I know many italian players, one of them showed me ;)
[16:15] <SnowCristal> oh çç_ç
[16:15] <SnowCristal> stupid italians
01[16:16] <@Hernanes> do you want to know what i think of your appearance?
[16:16] <SnowCristal> it's not important but as u want
[16:16] <SnowCristal> :o
01[16:16] <@Hernanes> good, cause im not telling you.
[16:17] <SnowCristal> better.
01[16:17] <@Hernanes> you should date laurel
01[16:17] <@Hernanes> you make a perfect couple
[16:17] <SnowCristal> D: laurel? idthink
01[16:18] <@Hernanes> I will send him a message now on smogon
01[16:18] <@Hernanes> 1[16:17] <@Hernanes> you should date laurel
01[16:18] <@Hernanes> 01[16:17] <@Hernanes> you make a perfect couple
01[16:18] <@Hernanes> [16:17] <SnowCristal> :D laurel? he's cute
[16:18] <SnowCristal> NO
[16:18] <SnowCristal> D:
[16:18] <SnowCristal> ç____ç
[16:18] <SnowCristal> you're bad
[16:18] <SnowCristal> NO
[16:18] <SnowCristal> D:
[16:18] <SnowCristal> ç____ç
[16:18] <SnowCristal> you're bad
01[16:19] <@Hernanes> cbt
01[16:19] <@Hernanes> she thinks im joking lmao
[16:19] <SnowCristal> Cause you're joking... right?
[16:19] <SnowCristal> D:
01[16:20] <@Hernanes> http://www.smogon.com/forums/members/laurel.43435/
01[16:20] <@Hernanes> you tell me
[16:21] <SnowCristal> http://www.smogon.com/forums/members/laurel.43435/
[16:21] <SnowCristal> u.u
01[16:22] <@Hernanes> ahahahahahaa
[16:22] <SnowCristal> Now i kill u
[16:22] <SnowCristal> :o
[16:22] <SnowCristal> *taking a bazooka*
01[16:23] <@Hernanes> [16:19] <SnowCristal> why u post it... ç____ç
01[16:23] <@Hernanes> [16:19] <SnowCristal> its make me shy
[16:23] <SnowCristal> Wut
[16:23] <SnowCristal> ç____ç
[16:23] <SnowCristal> MASTERCLASS
[16:23] <SnowCristal> ç___________ç

So yeah I faked logs that SnowCristal said Laurel is cute. the discussion started here http://www.smogon.com/forums/members/laurel.43435/#profile-post-1568008 and I somehow used paint to fake a screenshot. I thought it would end there, and it would just be a cool simple troll but then Laurel showed up on irc and PM'd me:

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Session Start: Fri Feb 14 16:40:58 2014
Session Ident: Laurel
[16:40] Session Ident: Laurel (synIRC, Masterclass) (~chaselevi@synIRC-405A1ED7.bstnma.fios.verizon.net)
[16:40] <Laurel> lol
01[16:41] <Masterclass> ?
[16:41] <Laurel> u r so mean cx
01[16:41] <Masterclass> Look at my eyes
01[16:41] <Masterclass> DO i look LIKE IM LYING
[16:41] <Laurel> loll
[16:43] <Laurel> she is already PMing
[16:43] <Laurel> on irc o.o
[16:43] <Laurel> she is v shy
01[16:44] <Masterclass> LOL
01[16:44] <Masterclass> you beast
01[16:44] <Masterclass> just wait
01[16:44] <Masterclass> i have the perfect proof
[16:45] <Laurel> lol
01[16:49] <Masterclass> Laurel
01[16:49] <Masterclass> do you still
01[16:49] <Masterclass> have a gf?
[16:49] <Laurel> lol no
[16:49] <Laurel> not right now
01[16:49] <Masterclass> http://i57.tinypic.com/4sbtk9.png
01[16:49] <Masterclass> TALK
01[16:49] <Masterclass> NOW.
01[16:49] <Masterclass> SHOW ME
[16:50] <Laurel> lol
01[16:50] <Masterclass> WHAT?
[16:50] <Laurel> she is sending me logs
[16:50] <Laurel> too
01[16:50] <Masterclass> yeah
01[16:50] <Masterclass> she's jst faking them
01[16:50] <Masterclass> lol
[16:50] <Laurel> you 2 really care about this
01[16:50] <Masterclass> idgaf
01[16:50] <Masterclass> but
01[16:50] <Masterclass> she does
01[16:51] <Masterclass> if i was lying
01[16:51] <Masterclass> wouldn't she just ignore it?
01[16:51] <Masterclass> why is she trying so hard?
01[16:51] <Masterclass> Im done
[16:51] <Laurel> Loll
01[16:51] <Masterclass> i just showed you
01[16:51] <Masterclass> my final piece of evidence

Soon after, poor SnowCristal! hates laurel so bad she is trying to prove desperately that she does and Look how our boy Laurel takes it:

http://puu.sh/6VN6z.png LOL

Shortly after:

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[17:21] <SnowCristal> Masterclass
[17:21] <SnowCristal> u know better than me
[17:21] <SnowCristal> that
[17:21] <SnowCristal> i don't like him
[17:21] <SnowCristal> fg
01[17:22] <Masterclass> ahahahahahaha
[17:23] <SnowCristal> And now, cause of u
[17:23] <SnowCristal> laurel is sending me
[17:23] <SnowCristal> him pics
01[17:24] <Masterclass> LOL
01[17:24] <Masterclass> REALLY?
01[17:24] <Masterclass> show me
[17:24] <SnowCristal> No. Cause you're bad.

Laurel had made his move, but SnowCristal! was so mad at me she wouldn't show me the log, shortly after:

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[17:11] <Laurel> cx
[17:27] <Laurel> Fuck
[17:27] <Laurel> my trick didn't work
01[17:27] <Masterclass> what trick?
[17:27] <Laurel> Only if you
[17:27] <Laurel> don't leak this log
[17:27] <Laurel> i promise it is not a big deal
[17:27] <Laurel> cx
01[17:27] <Masterclass> lol show me man
[17:27] <Laurel> dont leak
[17:28] <Laurel> every girl says it is adorable @_@
[17:28] <Laurel> Laurel: [pic]
[17:28] <Laurel> [2:24pm] SnowCristal:
[17:28] <Laurel> [2:24pm] SnowCristal: you have
[17:28] <Laurel> [2:24pm] SnowCristal: glasses?
[17:28] <Laurel> [2:24pm] Laurel: Yes
[17:28] <Laurel> [2:25pm] Laurel: I am good looking for a boy who plays pokemon
[17:28] <Laurel> [2:25pm] Laurel: yes/no
[17:28] <Laurel> [2:25pm] Laurel: o:
[17:28] <Laurel> [2:26pm] SnowCristal: Not bad
[17:28] <Laurel> [2:26pm] Laurel: cx
[17:28] <Laurel> "not bad"

In the mean time SnowCristal! was still stressing how much he disgusts her.. anyway things just got better:

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17:40] <Laurel> ladysalamence: whos that
[17:40] <Laurel> [2:36pm] ladysalamence: in the img
[17:40] <Laurel> [2:37pm] Laurel: Me
[17:40] <Laurel> [2:37pm] ladysalamence: oh
[17:40] <Laurel> [2:37pm] ladysalamence: what trick then
[17:40] <Laurel> [2:37pm] ladysalamence: idgi
[17:40] <Laurel> [2:37pm] Laurel: She said
[17:40] <Laurel> [2:37pm] Laurel: "Not bad"
[17:40] <Laurel> [2:37pm] Laurel: I wanted a yes
[17:40] <Laurel> [2:37pm] Laurel:
[17:40] <Laurel> [2:37pm] ladysalamence: oh
[17:40] <Laurel> [2:38pm] ladysalamence: will it help if i say it
[17:40] <Laurel> [2:38pm] Laurel: Aw
[17:40] <Laurel> [2:38pm] Laurel: Thanks hun
[17:41] <Laurel> All the girls on smogon like me I guess x.x


Our boy got too cocky to the point he said: http://puu.sh/6VO1a.png

Sorry for saying this here Laurel, but my teammate threatened to quit lol:

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[17:27] <SnowCristal> If this thing (players that say "OMG U LIKE LAUREL")
[17:28] <SnowCristal> don't end
[17:28] <SnowCristal> i think i'll return to my little and stupid italian pweb

1[17:10] <Masterclass> Tempo di post su General Talk Thread
[17:12] <SnowCristal> Masterclass, i'm serious, i'll quit
[17:12] <SnowCristal> if you'll do this.
01[17:12] <Masterclass> o___________________________o
01[17:12] <Masterclass> ok i wont post in general talk thread
[17:12] <SnowCristal> I hate lies.

Crazy how an innocent troll turned into something so magnificent.

 

[Snou]

ç_ç a day, not more far, a day... i'll kill u Masterclass! I promise it... for the rest, great troll <3

 

[Cherub Agent]

le donne italiane sono meravigliose

 

[Laurel]

Still a better love story than Twilight.

 

[tennisace]

le donne italiane sono meravigliose

solo se cucinano

 

[Snou]

solo se cucinano

Wtf is this italian spam :o

 

[Valentine]

Laurel + SnowCristal

Please add a 'Cutest Smogon Couple' category to SmogAwards :]

 

[Picollo]

cafe con paolo solo con giotto!

/no gay

 

[Snou]

This is "Carbonara" :o

Pasta + Bacon + Eggs + Pepper

 

[Aladyyn]

Away with all the poor excuses of a meal

 

[Fatecrashers]

is all life in eastern europe sepia-toned or is it just your food?

 

[Snou]

Arancini Siciliani :O

 

[Bedschibaer]

Holy shit i honestly couldn't care less about what is happening in this thread atm. Bring whitequeen back imo.

 

[Cherub Agent]

are you some kind of barbarian good food is the best thing in the world

 

[reyscarface]

naw son nothins better than sum good pokmon matchas

 

[Mr.E]

are you some kind of barbarian good food is the best thing in the world

Well, when you fuckers start posting more good food...

Look at our last two pictures: Plain Italian bread sitting beside some diarrhea and giant hushpuppies stuffed with canned vegetable soup. No.

 

[Cherub Agent]

barbari

its not about what it looks like its what it tastes like