... Okay, yes, I know, it's been almost four weeks, you've been stuck near the base of a somewhat active volcano, stuck inhaling soot, scorched countless times from a variety of Torkoals' Lava Plumes, fainted and revived three times, and forced into the company of an Alakazam that's been unconscious for about two weeks. I promise, I'll get you to a proper Pokemon Center and stop throwing healing items at you once the month's over. Or maybe a week after.
Yes, I'll take you for massages. Yes, the fancy one too.
Stop looking at me like that. I warned you what we'd be getting into... :(