Calcs:
252+ SpA Choice Specs Rotom-C Leaf Storm vs. 252 HP / 252+ SpD Jolteon: 223-264 (66.7 - 79%)
Get that weak shit out of here, he not even faster (actually it usually 2hitkoes but uh, lern2predict anyhow, protect, yolo). Scarf is like, not EVEN.
4 Atk Eelektross Knock Off (97.5 BP) vs. 252 HP / 4 Def Jolteon: 119-140 (35.6 - 41.9%)
252+ SpA Eelektross Flamethrower vs. 252 HP / 252+ SpD Jolteon: 69-82 (20.6 - 24.5%)
your momentum is as ashes on the wind, ashes to ashes and dust to dust
252 SpA Choice Specs Heliolisk Hyper Voice vs. 252 HP / 252+ SpD Jolteon: 145-172 (43.4 - 51.4%)
whats that, people who say heliolisk is better? i couldn't hear you over all the NOISE that i'm tanking like a g6 (lo the actually good set gets stalled too)
252 SpA Life Orb Jolteon Signal Beam vs. 252 HP / 252+ SpD Jolteon: 71-84 (21.2 - 25.1%)
ur cute xD
plus!
252+ SpA Life Orb Clawitzer Scald vs. 252 HP / 252+ SpD Jolteon: 133-156 (39.8 - 46.7%)
As you can see this is the tankiest of walls who gets kills, momentum, and a fuck-ton of bitches. Now, i know what you're going to say. "But tehy, i don't give wins for JOKE SETS" nice try llamas i can tell thats you and all i can say is, the real joke is how bad the RU tier gets shit on by this lorde set. And your NP songs, try some lorde ones instead.
shoutout to
Yilx for inspiration