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The thirteenth team is the first to be featured from Europe. Featuring the BLUFF GOD himself, I have no idea who the people on their bench are, so let's hope they have some nice asses for the bench.
United Kingdom
ORAS 1: IAmGingy -- UK's best ORASer in my opinion. Makes good teams and will be a breakout if UK makes playoffs, which they shouldn't.
ORAS 2: Toxzn -- Was in SPL so has to be decent??
ORAS 3: High Impulse -- A veteran of the game. Like the other old chaps it all depends if he picks up ORAS or not.
ORAS 4: mencemeat -- His 50 years of experience will
ORAS 5: BLOOD TOTEM -- sorry don't know you
BW OU: SkillinJah -- good player, should do well
DPP OU: IronBullet93 -- Stick to UU mate
ADV OU: PROBLEMS -- self proclaimed "BLUFF GOD" might be a god at Ubers but not ADV.
GSC OU: Lutra -- strong old gens player but won't get the chance to show off versus the big dogs in playoffs.
RBY OU: Ortheore -- sorry don't kno wyou
Taylor -- sorry don't know you
Adversary -- sorry don't know you
bugzinator -- go back to PO
tml -- sounds familiar so I'll say something. You like warming benches don't you?
Zak91 -- sorry don't know you