Only I can mass-lynch, silly.lynch everyone else with any bold in their posts
gg
Quoted for reference. Walrein will rue the day he posted this.It was a day just like any other.
I had grabbed a box of tissues, a bottle of lotion, and my favorite reading material: the 2011 Sports Illustrated swimsuit edition. I was preparing for a solid hour of entertainment.
But there WAS something different about this day: I had forgotten to lock my bedroom door.
My mother, a wonderful creature, came to my room to offer me a divine meal of ham sandwiches for lunch. Upon arriving at my door, she became quite puzzled by my moans of ecstasy and inquired about the nature of my activities. When I was unable to provide an answer, she opened the door and crossed the threshold of my bedroom.
What she saw shocked and astonished her. My beautiful, massive phallus was hanging out the front of my trousers, and a Kleenex was hanging limp in my right hand, which glistened with lotion. The trash can I had placed in front of me was filled to the brim with semen.
My mother, a devoutly religious woman, threw the trash can out my bedroom window, shoved the Kleenex down my throat, and shoved my wonderful phallus into the disk drive of my computer.
This is why I was offline for the week.
So basically his mom caught him with his pants down, so to speak?Walrein's explanation
babyI'm really sorry Acklow, but this game is a bit too experimental for me. COuld you sub me out? Again, very sorry.
Yet another person to want to sub out...I'm really sorry Acklow, but this game is a bit too experimental for me. COuld you sub me out? Again, very sorry.
imperfectluck has subbed in for zorbees.[3:28pm]Acklow: you want to sub out?
[3:28pm] Acklow: !!
[3:28pm] Acklow: o.O
[3:28pm] zorbees: yeah acklow
[3:28pm] Acklow: nnooooooooooooooooo
[3:28pm] Acklow: nooooooooooo
[3:28pm] zorbees: i am very sad
[3:28pm] Acklow: noooooooooooooo
[3:28pm] Acklow: nooooooooooo
[3:28pm] HD_AFK: this game confounds zorbees's little mind
[3:28pm] Acklow: noooooooooooooo
[3:28pm] Acklow: nooooooooooo
Noise claim to me so that we don't lose.Acklow said:Dear Walrein,
You are a Jelly Neocoustic.
Your Base HP is <snip>.
Let this jelly violate your space, and that obscene tentacle may start violating your HP!
Pins:
<snippety>
You are allied with the Noise. You win if you eliminate the Taboo Noise along with Joshua.