we should post fake news and then get called out by Caffeine J. Boost, so it becomes true news
for example, Circus Maximus is a country
for example, Circus Maximus is a country
and we'll invade it!Circus Maximus is a country
BP has been indicted on 2,394 counts of tax fraud.
It caused him to gain, by my calculations, approximately 18.2351 voters. A big gain for the Publican Party.How many voters did this cause him to gain?
You are fake news.NEWS FROM THE FRONT
No word from BIG ASHLEY has been given yet as rebels press closer into Smogoff land.
BP has been indicted on 2,394 counts of tax fraud.
CaffeineBoost has been charged with corruption by antemortem and their investigative team.
Your best candidate for Smogoff president is the one who is writing this post.
You are fake news.
The corrupt investigation by antemortem, the Congunist Gestapost, they have no jurisdiction in our beautiful subforum. They're a foreign entity with no jurisdiction. None whatsoever. We cannot let them push their Congunist agenda. We cannot.
In the eyes of the laws of Smogoff, I did nothing wrong.
In the eyes of the people, the tremendous people of Smogoff, I did nothing wrong.
This is a fake news outlet using their fake journalism to push their walking wake agenda. It's sad quite frankly. Sad. Dead by Daylight, they're manipulating the news, they're brainwashing the subforum for their sad, pathetic gains. They call him Dead by Daylight because that's what his 2024 campaign will be. Announced at dusk, gone before dawn. Terrible!
Stop. Run like hell. Go cry to your mother. Escape to the beach of the Cong subforum whose ass you're kissing so much. Have a cigar. Send us a "wish you were here" postcard. We don't. Get out of this election with your terrible journalism. Your time is up and it wasn't a long time. Bye bye!
You are fake news.BREAKING NEWS
We come to you with breaking news that we ARE the new news.
The Smogoff National Broadcasting Corporation (SNBC) is proud to present itself as the NEW, UNBIASED NEWS SOURCE (funded by the NBC). Remember, the badgeless represent 90% of Smogoff (source: I made it the fuck up). WE CAN WIN BROTHERS! STAND STRONG!
haha wow yeah thats crazy dude sure is a good thing i never do that hahaBP has been indicted on 2,394 counts of tax fraud.
Why thank you!Sleep well tonight
You are fake news.
The Smogoff Times, run by DBD Media, is doing well and good, and traitors like you will be punished.
Rest assured, your name is on a list.
Sleep well tonight, for tonight may be your last night.
how am I supposed to sleep, there's a new Dragon Ball D. Media!?!? hell yeahWhy thank you!
Magic Mayhem Maiden Look, the news is wishing you a good night's sleep!
If other candidates put forth other Route 1 normals then I will be inclined to vote for them
from the first sentence, I could tell you were imitating trump.Folks.
We're gonna have a beautiful election folks.
I have been selected by the will of the people to run for president of Smogoff.
The other candidates, let me tell you about the other candidates. I've spent a lot of time with the other candidates folks, a lot of time.
BP, fx, what are we electing letters now? If you let letters into people's moderator positions, they won't be able to string a sentence together! They're like 1st graders folks. The only letters we should be talking about are U, S, and A.
But folks, let me tell you something about the Publican Party... the Publican party folks.
BP is a very nasty man, a very nasty man. His favourite Pokemon is Vaporeon, I mean, I'm not saying anything folks, I'm not saying anything but his favourite Pokemon is Vaporeon.
And PokeKids2, folks I don't know about you but I don't think PokeKids2 knows anything about anything. You could probably ask PokeKids2 all about teddy bears, and I'm sure they'll tell you all about teddy bears. Maybe they need to leave running the subforum to the adults folks.
fx. What can I say about fx folks? Seriously! What is there to say?! Who is this guy?! Nobody knows who you are fx. You're an abandoned account, your supporters have already abandoned their hope in you. You're nobody here fx, nobody.
Big Ashley... Big Ashley folks, we in the discord call her Big Assley because she is ass folks, Big Assley has led this subforum into depression. Crooked Ashley brought us into a posting point debt of trillions. A tremendous posting point debt.
You give me the people's moderator position, give me a day, beautiful posting points. We'll be flooded with posting points. We'll have to hire people's subforum cleaners to sweep the posting points off the streets folks.
Another thing, Big Ashley... Big- not even her real name, she's actually just Total Clefairy in disguise. Total Clefairy, a people's moderator so bad. So bad folks, that she had to change her name. She had to change her name to Big Ashley folks. Not very big of you.
So it is with great pleasure that I, Caffeine J. Boost, am announcing my presidency run. I don't need a running mate folks, I'm worth more than these 4 people combined. Together we can make Smog off again.