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not to be pretentious but yall should really read this… C.H.A.T. (Come Here for All Talk)

no, fuck you, back to sparta talk

It is well known that the Spartans... were incredible posters. To the point where they taught posting at school. Legend tells of a messenger who delivered a thread by Philip the Nth of Macedon, where he proclaimed "If I invade you, I will raze it to the ground. I will devestate your city and run you out like the rats you are. I will properly fuck you up, yeah? Like really fuck you up. You wanna go? You wanna fucking go?!"

The Spartans, in reply to this thread, posted one word: "If."

Philip the Nth of Macedon proceeded to really fuck them up, but the post has gained a lot of reddit karma since and that's what counts.
 
guys, help me make a when life gives you lemons alignment chart
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