Make Pointless Acronyms that have literally no purpose

I don't think we can compete with physicists on this one. There was a time when the two main dark matter hypotheses were WIMPs and MACHOs. Not to mention the proposed OWL telescope.
I consider it basically universal that people are really bad at naming new things. My current favourite example is the bigfin squid. Sure, its fins are indeed pretty large compared to the main body, but look at this and tell me that's its most notable characteristic:
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I don't think we can compete with physicists on this one. There was a time when the two main dark matter hypotheses were WIMPs and MACHOs. Not to mention the proposed OWL telescope.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Laser
A laser that produces light by itself is technically an optical oscillator rather than an optical amplifier as suggested by the acronym. It has been humorously noted that the acronym LOSER, for "light oscillation by stimulated emission of radiation", would have been more correct.
 
CSFP, Short for Cassosted Fuper, which is itself short for the celeste tech "Cassette boosted feather super"
 
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challenge: see if you can come up with a cohesive and funny acronym for the username "xzern". it has to be cohesive though stuff like "xylophone zabaione eurozone ringtone naloxone" doesn't count
 
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