REAL post now that ive played more than five games of this tier
Gholdengo @ Leftovers
Ability: Good as Gold
Tera Type: Flying / Fairy / Water
EVs: 252 HP / 252 Def / 4 SpA
Bold Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Thunder Wave / Nasty Plot
- Hex / Shadow Ball
- Make It Rain
- Recover
such a ridiculous mon. defensive typing is broken, physdef is amazing, gag is broken. you spinblock people who try to use cyclizar as mono removal (dont do that). sdef is a weakness but otherwise this mon is very good and between twave and np not many phys guys can take it on.
Deoxys-Defense @ Choice Band
Ability: Pressure
Tera Type: Normal
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpA / 252 Spe
Naughty Nature
- Extreme Speed
- Psycho Boost / idk
- Superpower
- Knock Off
band 160 atk espeed is drugs. chansey might be the more flexible revenge killer but deo bypasses opposing priority and also is a very dangerous breaker in its own right. it can also just fire off a psycho boost on the zapdos or fluttermane or smth.
UT @ Heavy-Duty Boots
Ability: Flame Body
Tera Type: Dragon / Water
EVs: 248 HP / 252 Def / 8 SpA
Bold Nature
- Defog
- Roost
- U-turn
- Flamethrower
it checks sylveon and can defog
Araquanid @ Choice Band
Ability: Water Bubble
Tera Type: Water
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Adamant Nature
- Liquidation
- Poison Jab
- Leech Life
- Sticky Web
this thing has four moves but if youre not clicking liquidation somethings wrong. anyway yea 132 atk wabble is ridiculous damage. naturally worthless vs offense unless you somehow give it room to click webs but shreds fat like absolutely nothing else.
Chansey (F) @ Choice Band
Ability: Natural Cure
Tera Type: Ground
EVs: 4 HP / 252 Atk / 252 Spe
Adamant Nature
- Body Slam
- Earthquake
- Fire Punch / Rock Slide
- Healing Wish
best revenge killer in the tier probably and also contains a cheat button that lets you play with 7 mons! chansey can be a pretty valuable mon to give up tho and even at 1hp its still useful (and its not like its hp matters much anyway), so hwish carefully.
mons i would not be opposed to being banned

literally just a fish. limited by chansey/priority but can randomly win games sometimes. drum is so stupid.

yeah

160 spa with np and pretty good properties (recover, useful defensive presence, very annoying to approach stabs) plus poison puppeteer bullshittery makes this mon a chore to handle. scarf sets are also good.

why does this guy get all the utility moves. its taunt bait but it can also switch into anything without taunt, easily tank any hit, click tp and give you all the momentum. if you kill this theres still deoxys-s but that is less bulky by a pretty good margin which might make it ok. might.
(theres also the demon cp/sp/meteorbeam/rest set. cant wait for someone to pull that out.)

not entirely sure if this is a healthy thing to have. monopolizes speed control (even ada band outspeeds every real scarfer unless ur running scarf tinglu/hands fsr) and while natcure is the better ability being cheesed by grace body slam+rockslide feels awful sometimes.
anyway
these teams all have problems use at own risk






first team and not very good because mono cyclizar removal is just asking to be spinblocked. still araquanid can just rip apart those fatter hstacks and tinglu can be very annoying so its not undoable. if it gets chipped down vs fat just healing wish it.






team does not support rbolt very well but at least we have hazards + dual removal. if ghold paralyzes the right guy bolt can just run away with the game with a bit of yellow magic. deod shreds offense into pieces. think bolt is a pretty nice subcm guy in general tho compared to the next guy...






iron valiant. this dude can just autowin games sometimes. just dont get it knocked, trading hits is ok since again we have the chansey. i think gimlaf was running resttalk booster which is uhh, also incredibly demonic
im not even sure if tera ground is even worth for sylveon. unless u run into like, heatran/imoth you can just have 4 fairy moves. body slam is paralysis, double edge for nuclear power, facade so talonflame/volc is no longer a check lol. and ofcourse this frees up tera fairy which is just kinda unfair.






pecharunt is broooken as fuck. hex is probably better but i keep running into iron treads (in retrospect hex is probably still better cause tera flying is cheating but i forgot). treads is an alright spinner. volcarona is this team's sylveon copium. wisp and uturn are pretty excellent assets. not being able to leverage flame body against regenvest might seem bad but pecharunt wanna toxic em anyway so its fine.