Alright, gentlemen. Hear me out.
SIMPLEMONS 
In Simplemons, every stat multiplier in the game is doubled. Now, you may be asking, "bUt MaYo, YoU cAn'T gIvE eVeRy PoKéMoN the SaMe AbIlItY!!!!1!1!11!!"
Here's the thing. It doesn't only apply to moves. It applies to
everything.
For example:
- 2x Choice items (Band and such)
- 1.2x Wide Lens
- 1.6x Life Orb
- and most nightmarish of all...
- 3X HUGE/PURE POWER
Of course, there will be some restricted boosts (I plan on immediately banning the Powers). When an Ability is restricted, it's not multiplied. Very simple (pun not intended).
So yeah.
EMBRACE THE CHAOS.