[Not to be pretensious but you should kind of hear me out] We need your help

[BestDatrix]

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[cookie]

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[adjectivenoun]

Has he tried pulling himself up by his bootstraps? That usually works for me.

 

[Bughouse]

I thought this was gonna be about sushi glory holes, so I’m very disappointed

 

[aurora]

pretentious*

GP Team done

 

[BP]

sushi glory holes,

HOLY I've never heard anything so revolting yet intriguing

 

[Let's go shuckles]

2010230102305505 and 213 on the back. This better get me those poster points.

 

[RainWaiv]

I thought this was gonna be about sushi glory holes, so I’m very disappointed

how would this work even? do you just get like whole sushi rolls through a hole on the wall?

 

[Bughouse]

how would this work even? do you just get like whole sushi rolls through a hole on the wall?

You head to a club, hit the bathroom stall, find the sushi size hole in the bathroom wall, then make a wish and prepare for some shockingly high grade fish

No gimmicky rolls. Just strictly nigiri coming out of the holes.