10, 15, 20

i've been in the can on this webpage for 20 years to the day and have made 10k posts of varying quality, which have earned 15k reactions. and what have i learned after all that? there is nothing funnier than posting an image of a dog taking a shit
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over the past 20 years i have spent literal _hours_ making threads. i even made an alt at one point and went to great length to log in from work/a vpn only so that its ip address was different to mine, because i wanted people to connect with my _posts_.

this went beyond what kids call effortposting these days. and you know what? it's functionally no different to this thread: https://www.smogon.com/forums/threads/poast.3687615/. Posting is not about the craft, it's not about the effort you put in. It's about expressing whatever is in your head and sharing it with someone as one conscious being's attempt to reach across the void to connect with another. and yeah that thing you're expressing might some entire cinematic universe or it might be a dog taking a dump on a lawn. but if that touches another human in a way much like the dog's turd touches the grass, you've posted imo.

I could be all "posting ain't what it used to be" but brother, people have been saying that for years. The game has always been the same: you express your ideas through words and images through a screen. oh but you never got the dopamine hit from reacts in 2007 things were better back then SHUT the fuck up dopamine deez nuts you were still getting responses to your threads. posting has never been a solitary activity. there's a reason nobody has ever called journalling a type of posting

shout outs to faint, gato, shade, bp, the big kakuna himself (chaos) and monkfish who is sadly not with us because he's too busy telling his eastern european neighbours to stop playing such loud fucking music

this 10k has been directly sponsored by total clefairy who has liked almost every single one of my posts over the past few years

peace
 
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sad to hear of your retirement, cookie, but glad we have this opportunity to celebrate your life. in many ways you have long been an inspiration to me and others of my generation -- not just in Posting, but in lifestyle. i hope to one day have spent well over half my lifespan hanging out on an internet forum loosely connected to a dogfighting game made for japanese children. here's to the next 20/15/10!
 
posting has never been a solitary activity. there's a reason nobody has ever called journalling a type of posting

And that’s why he’s the GOAT, folks


Congratulations on multiple posting milestones. I hope that I can make you proud by taking up the mantle of the effortposter. It was an honor modding with you back when we both did that.

;_;7

That said 10, 15, 20 is not nearly as entertaining as 4, 8, 12, 16 so get fucked old man
 
dearest cookie,

i haven't read all 10k but i've definitely read quite a few
for the overwhelming majority, I am glad that I read them. and for the other ones i only regret reading them the normal amount

yours truly,
sijih

- have a nice day
 
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