the bomb has been planted

[Dead by Daylight]

i was feeling a bit bored of bombing Smogoff so i decided to plant the spike instead.

unfortunately, since this is some substandard technology, it'll be 40 hours before the bomb explodes. no defuse kits are available, but you can cut the time in half by liking this post.

Tbolt now's your chance

 

[phoopes]

time to actually get in before destruction

you have no idea how upset I was when I saw you posted an hour or so ago and I was thinking fuck I missed the 40 minute deadline by thiiiiiis much

refusing to like the post though, we’re already down to 20 hours and I want as many people as possible to experience the joy of Smogoff pre-bomb this time

 

[Dead by Daylight]

well, you can stop the destruction of Smogoff (for now) if you can find the defuser online, phoopes

 

[Uber45]

I'm using celebi to travel back in time and prevent you to ever plant this bomb

 

[Tbolt]

i was feeling a bit bored of bombing Smogoff so i decided to plant the spike instead.

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unfortunately, since this is some substandard technology, it'll be 40 hours before the bomb explodes. no defuse kits are available, but you can cut the time in half by liking this post.

Tbolt now's your chance

I guess I'll start just holding 4.

 

[Mechalico]

i was feeling a bit bored of bombing Smogoff so i decided to plant the spike instead.

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unfortunately, since this is some substandard technology, it'll be 40 hours before the bomb explodes. no defuse kits are available, but you can cut the time in half by liking this post.

Tbolt now's your chance

you're going to ruin my vegetable garden

 

[Quackborg]

i was feeling a bit bored of bombing Smogoff so i decided to plant the spike instead.

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unfortunately, since this is some substandard technology, it'll be 40 hours before the bomb explodes. no defuse kits are available, but you can cut the time in half by liking this post.

Tbolt now's your chance

use defog on the bomb

 

[Dead by Daylight]

I guess I'll start just holding 4.

brim mollied spike, what now?

 

[BIG ASHLEY]

i put on my robe and wizard hat

 

[Dead by Daylight]

8 hours remain until Smogoff blows up again, apparently none of you know how to defuse a single bomb

 

[War Incarnate]

anyone wanna, like, check the wires in this bomb or something

 

[Tbolt]

brim mollied spike, what now?

You've forgotten that I've used my Kayo ult to turn off all utility here

 

[Dead by Daylight]

You've forgotten that I've used my Kayo ult to turn off all utility

brim’s got lineups

 

[Tbolt]

brim’s got lineups

How many players are there on the enemy team?

 

[Dead by Daylight]

How many players are there on the enemy team?

there are π players alive

 

[iPetBigfoot]

brim mollied spike, what now?

I body blocked it

 

[Mechalico]

8 hours remain until Smogoff blows up again, apparently none of you know how to defuse a single bomb

i cut the red wire and the blue wire simultaneously

 

[Dead by Daylight]

i cut the red wire and the blue wire simultaneously

nice job, that's the third time smogoff's been decimated. really can't believe it

Tbolt got vaporized by the spike, may they rest in peace

i'll plant the next bomb when i feel like it, like this post to be notified of any future bomb plantings

 

[Divine Retribution]

Hi, someone on the street told me I can buy 20,000lbs of ammonium nitrate here? For agricultural purposes, of course. Oh, also I need a garage door opener. Mine is um, broken. Also I'd like to see your stock of used vans.

 

[Mechalico]

i tried to save you, my poor vegetable garden. i tried.

 

[Jungle cruiser]

Man, you gotta chill with these bombs!! One of these days you're gonna give one of us a radiation induced mutation!

 

[Quackborg]

anyone wanna, like, check the wires in this bomb or something

yeah lets do that, im sure we got lots of time

 

[Dead by Daylight]

haha. screw all of you trying to catch the bomb plant by simply having your notifications on.

 

[Let's go shuckles]

The next bomb has been planted. You have until whenever I feel like it to defuse it. You can get more time to defuse the bomb by not posting so I forget about it.

 

[Dead by Daylight]

Aether

The next bomb has been planted.

I've fixed the technology, you've got 40 minutes to defuse it. Time's ticking.