Unordered within tiers. I can explain any of this if prompted.
Well, it really comes down to Jayden Daniels, I feel. Does he take the next step, or does he have a sophomore slump like Stroud? If it's the former, I reckon the team has enough talent around him (or, thanks to his rookie contract, could get enough talent) to be in the mix with the Lions and Eagles again. In my estimation, getting blasted by the Eagles was more about running out of gas after the huge upset against the Lions than it was about an enormous difference in ability between the two squads, and I'm buying into Daniels until he proves me wrong, so I'm putting them up there for now. This is the take I would be least surprised to be wrong about, though.im a little curious about washington. i'm wary on them with how thoroughly they got hosed in philly and how they're a program generally less familiar with success. i think they could be sb contenders, but i lack the confidence that they'll repeat (let alone improve enough to avoid this year's end) to put them in det/phi land. curious how you're feeling there
I do not blame you LOL. Those games sure involve some Teams.I also forgot to pick the winner of saints vs. rams and phins vs. falcs so add 1 win to whichever team you like in those.
Knowing someone whose older sister’s boyfriend is a big Tampa Bay fan, we did actually get a brief chance to talk about what his team could look like going into 2025. Based off his experience watching the team and my current projections, I think 11-6 is where I’d put them right now. I really like what I’ve seen from Baker since he joined them and they’ve got a lot of playmakers around him. Their defense has a couple of overlooked guys too, but I don’t think I trust them and the division’s easy schedule enough to put their win total as high as some other projections I’ve seen. I’ll have to take a look at their preseason roster or something specifically on the defensive side to see if they have enough talent and specifically returning production to go the distance.If u asked me if the bucs are going 15-2 and leading nfc I wouldve said hell no. However, it was just hard to pick against them in like 90% of their matchups. Remember, they play 6 games vs the nfc south.
You know... I should really be going to bed right about now. It's past 1 AM where I'm at. But I don't care, because I just spent the last hour or two finalizing a top-secret project of mine. Well... kind of. I would love to say that I went ahead and picked every single game in the NFL schedule, but hitting on all 272 games plus every playoff game is... well... let's just say that's not going to happen. So. Knowing this, I turned my attention to something else. Recently I've been developing a new method to try and predict the championship winning teams of every major sports league that I can think of- for the sake of conversation let's focus in on the MLB, NBA, NFL and NHL for now- and while I'm still finalizing the full method, it came to my statistics-loving attention that I could do something similar to that for all 32 NFL franchises. So, I got to work, trying for weeks to answer a question. Rather than focusing on what I think will happen, which I do still plan on making a full report on, why not start out by observing all of what could happen through every single game of the season based on the NFL scheduling format, previous season win/loss statistics, home and road records, and head-to-head matchups?
The methodology I used for this "experiment" was based on what kind of game I was looking at. For different games, I separated the 17-game regular season schedule for, let's use my Seahawks as an example, into a couple different categories:
- Six divisional rivalry games
- Four games against the teams from a division from the same conference
- Four games against the teams from a division from the other conference
- Three games against varying teams from other divisions based off of divisional standing (Seattle was third in the NFC West last year, so they would play a "third-place schedule")
Once that was set up, I went through and looked at all notable recent and contemporary game results, selecting the hypothetical "This team should win this game" using a slightly different method per category. The divisional rivalry games were determined by observing the most common home and road game victors over the past three or more seasons for every possible matchup (for instance, the Colts famously haven't won in Jacksonville for just over a decade!). For each of the four game categories, I used an oddly specific and complicated home and road strength prediction system that could take an entire other post to just try and explain it. The important part you need to know is some teams play better at home and some play better on the road, which directly buffs certain teams from within any given division while directly nerfing other teams from that same division based on who's playing who and where those games are happening. Finally, the three game divisional standing category is the easiest to explain, simply being based off of each division's total record from the previous season to determine which teams should win against which. The NFC East and NFC North scored the highest at a 3-0 game equivalent rating, while the AFC South was the only division to score the lowest at an 0-3 game equivalent rating.
After taking a look at every single game, regular season and playoffs, coming up with applicable tiebreakers for any games that could be considered a toss-up (notably, the AFC North and NFC West both finished with the same total record in 2024-25, and those divisions play standing games this year), I finally, after what feels like an eternity, have the results I need. And some of these results definitely surprised me, let's put it that way. Without further ado, here is the full tier list for all 32 NFL franchises in 2025-26 ranking them based on what could theoretically happen. I cannot state this enough, this experiment deals with hypotheticals. Just because something strange is here doesn't mean it will happen or I expect it to happen. Below the tier list, I will be listing every single team's "projected record" using this metric. Teams are in order of when they would pick in the 2026 NFL Draft, by the way.
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- AFC East: #3 Bills (9-8), Dolphins (8-9), Jets (7-10), Patriots (6-11)
- AFC North: #2 Steelers (10-7), #6 Browns (9-8), #7 Ravens (9-8), Bengals (7-10)
- AFC South: #4 Colts (8-9), Texans (8-9), Jaguars (7-10), Titans (2-15)
- AFC West: #1 Chiefs (13-4), #5 Chargers (11-6), Broncos (8-9), Raiders (7-10)
- NFC East: #2 Eagles (12-5), #6 Cowboys (11-6), Commanders (7-10), Giants (6-11)
- NFC North: #1 Lions (13-4), #5 Vikings (13-4), #7 Packers (10-7), Bears (6-11)
- NFC South: #4 Buccaneers (10-7), Falcons (8-9), Saints (8-9), Panthers (6-11)
- NFC West: #3 Rams (11-6), 49ers (9-8), Seahawks (9-8), Cardinals (4-13)
Before I finally end this post off, I just want to take a moment to point out the Browns and what they did in this experiment. I knew going intro this that Cleveland was set up for one of, if not the easiest home game schedules out of any team, but I have absolutely no idea how this happened. Somehow, against all the odds, this metric gave the Browns a 9-0 home game equivalent rating and a 0-8 (0-9 counting their playoff loss to the Bills) road game projection rating. For those keeping score at home, that means that, according to this metric, whoever the home team is should win every single Browns game this season. Every single one. It's not like their 4-13 record during 2024-25 had implicit bias towards their schedule, either. Safe to say I might need to rework each of the two four game categories after the amount of whiplash I got when I saw that. Now you can have fun knowing this information too!
Instead of doing a tier list, I decided to pick the outcome of every single game this upcoming season. Here's my 2025 NFL Season.
WARNING!: I'm very wrong (and a little pats biased). Yes, my friends have already let me know, though I do accept and appreciate discussion and/or flaming of my rankings. I also forgot to pick the winner of saints vs. rams and phins vs. falcs so add 1 win to whichever team you like in those.
Regular season records:
Playoff Bracket:
As long as you have Lamar Jackson at quarterback, your floor is probably ten wins, and that's if a lot of things go wrong. Nobody is better than low-stakes Lamar.It remains to be seen whether we can do anything in the playoffs for once, but short of catastrophic injuries, there is absolutely no way I see the Ravens finishing with a 9-8 record lol.
I'll do you one better. The Ravens in the preseason specifically were out there looking like Brawl Meta Knight for a stretch of time. Or whatever broken top tier you can think of from a game you like. Incidentally, since I spotted another Jaguars fan in this thread, they seem to be the closet thing we have now to that, obviously less "dominant" overall, but with the preseason a week away, adjectivenoun's Lions playing in the Hall of Fame game (The state of Michigan might actually explode between the Lions and Harbaugh being present) and me hoping to go to my first NFL game in October if all goes according to plan- spoiler alert, it is actually a Jaguars game- I for one am pretty excited to see the AFC go crazy in the preseason yet again this year.As long as you have Lamar Jackson at quarterback, your floor is probably ten wins, and that's if a lot of things go wrong. Nobody is better than low-stakes Lamar.
I like the Jags as a sneaky division dark horse in the South. The south is UBER weak this year, with the Texans getting worse, the Colts still suffering the effects of the Anthony Richardson pick, and the Titans in full rebuild. If Liam Coen performs as advertised, the Jags have real playoff odds as a 4 seed. The Jags have a young, halfway decent defense spearheaded by that monstrous edge duo of Walker + Hines-Allen, and Travis Hunter certainly helps. Their season, however, will really be decided on if Trevor Lawrence finally proves himself as a franchise caliber QB. If Lawrence turns in a Pro Bowl season, there’s potential for the Jags to take the South for sure. That said I don’t see them getting past any of the AFC top dogs this year at least.I'll do you one better. The Ravens in the preseason specifically were out there looking like Brawl Meta Knight for a stretch of time. Or whatever broken top tier you can think of from a game you like. Incidentally, since I spotted another Jaguars fan in this thread, they seem to be the closet thing we have now to that, obviously less "dominant" overall, but with the preseason a week away, adjectivenoun's Lions playing in the Hall of Fame game (The state of Michigan might actually explode between the Lions and Harbaugh being present) and me hoping to go to my first NFL game in October if all goes according to plan- spoiler alert, it is actually a Jaguars game- I for one am pretty excited to see the AFC go crazy in the preseason yet again this year.
...wait, the preseason's officially one week away? Holy crap, this offseason went by fast.
I think the AFC South is among the most balanced divisions in the league going into 2025, and that's both a good and a bad thing for Jacksonville. No team has won this division three or more consecutive seasons since the Colts won five straight division titles back from 2003 to 2007, and while a similar statement can be made about the AFC North- as a matter of fact, they've never had anyone win three straight division titles at all since the 2002 realignment- I have a feeling the Ravens might be the first to do that this year anyway and I feel more confident in the Ravens taking the AFC North again than I do about the Texans taking the AFC South again. Consistently weaker strength of schedules across the division means the talent across each roster can fluctuate a lot from season to season- in practice, what this means is that while Jacksonville's had decent draft picks in recent memory as far as the draft order is concerned, the same can also be said for the rest of the division, and I don't think Jacksonville has as much going for them as some might hope for. Granted, I also said the same thing going into 2022, but the "metagame" of the AFC looks particularly daunting for them this year.I like the Jags as a sneaky division dark horse in the South. The south is UBER weak this year, with the Texans getting worse, the Colts still suffering the effects of the Anthony Richardson pick, and the Titans in full rebuild. If Liam Coen performs as advertised, the Jags have real playoff odds as a 4 seed. The Jags have a young, halfway decent defense spearheaded by that monstrous edge duo of Walker + Hines-Allen, and Travis Hunter certainly helps. Their season, however, will really be decided on if Trevor Lawrence finally proves himself as a franchise caliber QB. If Lawrence turns in a Pro Bowl season, there’s potential for the Jags to take the South for sure. That said I don’t see them getting past any of the AFC top dogs this year at least.
In your team's defense, I think things are going to look better later down the line. Defensive injuries last late season screwed you guys over against the Commanders (specifically on the defensive side) and I still think you guys have some questions right now at QB2 and with the new coordinators. I don't think one preseason game against the Chargers is going to tell us as much as the regular season slate will, and last season I thought you guys had the hardest schedule in the NFC going into 2024 and look how that turned out.Well, after last season's ending, I certainly did not need another demonstration of the fact that a team consisting entirely of backups isn't very good, but I sure got it!
lool cowboys amirite (parsons want out)
when is the last time a former or current cowboys player was a key contributor on any team that won a playoff game
I mean, they have won playoff games during the Dak era. Most recently, they beat the Bucs to finally drive the last nail in Brady's coffin. They've just never come close to living up to the yearly cries that they're going to the Super Bowl.when is the last time a former or current cowboys player was a key contributor on any team that won a playoff game
I put the Cowboys in my LOL tier back when I made my prediction tier list because I think this is finally the year when the bottom completely falls out for that organization. Jerry Jones is a meddlesome, ineffectual owner who has been an anchor on his own team for going on three decades because he would rather lose his way than win anyone else's way. He may have extended an olive branch to Jimmy Johnson, but he's still the guy who fired Jimmy Johnson because his ego wouldn't let him share the credit for the Cowboys dynasty with anyone else. He's not a serious owner, and they're not a serious franchise; they've been buoyed up by talented draft picks for years, and they only get so much love from the media because they're a legacy franchise that captures a massive market share no matter how dire they are as a team. When he hired Brian Schottenheimer as his new head coach, I knew they were properly cooked. Now, he's beginning to totally alienate the talented players that have kept his worthless franchise in the spotlight for so long (even when he probably extends Parsons, is Parsons gonna give everything he has to this team?), which only cements my belief that the Cowboys are going to be at the absolute bottom of the barrel this season. I, for one, cannot wait. The Cowboys embody unearned haughtiness and arrogance; watching them get taken out back and shot by the Eagles (by the way, fuck Saquon Barkley, too) to open the regular season will provide me with ceaseless feasts of schadenfreude, as will every subsequent disaster they will no doubt face on those primetime games they keep shoving their way into at the expense of vastly more deserving franchises.This Cowboys team bothers me. I want to like this franchise, but the ownership continues to make me question things. They're up there with the Bengals in my opinion for worst ownership in the league right now. In fact, it might still be too early to say this just in case Jayden Daniels does have a sophomore slump, but when WASHINGTON'S ownership is looking better than you, in your own division, no less, that should be a sign that you messed up. Big time. The, er, "Football Team" was at a recent point my single least favorite NFL franchise, but there's been a lot of movement in how I'd rank the NFC East from least to most favorite in the past two years specifically and that sucks as someone who has multiple friends from college who are really good people and not at all the stereotypical toxic Cowboys fans you might expect to see.
Dallas having so many night games every year is just... blatantly stupid and pretty biased if I'm being honest; they've done nothing significant in the NFC since the '90s dynasty run and as good as they were in that stretch, I don't think it's healthy for what are arguably some of the most historic "blue bloods" in the NFL to hold on to that piece of history for so long. This ownership team keeps trying to make their teams into something they're not, and if they keep this up they might drop to third or even last place in that NFC East ranking I mentioned. If you're a Washington NFL fan or know any good friends or family that is, you know how bad the organization was in shambles for so long. Let's just say a lot of it wasn't on the field, either. Getting me to think your ownership is... maybe not as bad, but getting dangerously close to how bad things were with your division rivals is just depressing. But, because Dallas is such a big media market, and because ESPN and all the other big companies have a freaking fetish for big-market teams at this point, I don't they or the NFL is ever going to shut up about this team. The Thanksgiving game is fine. That can stay. That's a yearly tradition and has been for a long while now. But get (most of) their primetime games out of here. They don't deserve THAT many each season.