Post your freezing cold takes

[Let's go shuckles]

on average, people are impressively unfunny

 

[War Incarnate]

on average, people are impressively unfunny

as a walking, talking, human being, i can confirm that humor is not our strong suits.

to any extraterrestrial creatures that come to earth, take note

 

[adjectivenoun]

On average, people are average.

 

[TailGlowVM]

There are way too many songs that could be alright if you listened to them occasionally, but are massively overplayed in films, television, public events and generic music playlists to the point of staleness.

If I listed my most hated ones here it might get slightly too warm for this thread, but if you need some crowd-pleasing songs that are not super clichéd, consider this instead. Or maybe this or this. They're also just all-round better than most of the overdone stuff lol.

 

[Pigbeeef]

miraidon is so op and should not come down to UU.

 

[Faux Focalors Furina]

Avril Lavigne's Sk8er boi's lyrics, specifically the:
"Guess who she sees
Skater boy rockin' up MTV"
Feels so outdated in today's time

 

[Tenshi]

mtv said see u l8r boy

 

[Cancel cult]

Advent of the queen. Post your most middling, lukewarm, unexciting opinions ever.

As it turns out, I do not like Donald Trump

 

[Prof Turtle]

we shouldn't like kill millions of people and stuff cuz my mom would get really mad

 

[Cancel cult]

we shouldn't like kill millions of people and stuff cuz my mom would get really mad

counterpoint: they have minor, irrelevant differences from us.

 

[adjectivenoun]

we shouldn't like kill millions of people and stuff cuz my mom would get really mad

Additional counterpoint: We would make a lot of money if we did.

 

[Martin]

Action choreography and camerawork that prioritises feeling of weight/impact >>>>>>>> effects-driven, larger-than-life action sequences

 

[RainWaiv]

Action choreography and camerawork that prioritises feeling of weight/impact >>>>>>>> effects-driven, larger-than-life action sequences

this is true in most situations but the sukuna fights in jjk s2 peaked so hard (esp on the blu-ray) and the best fight in fate/hf was salter vs. rider (and shirou) both of which fall pretty hard into the latter category

 

[Local Dog]

Jorja Smith is the prettiest woman in the world

 

[CrreamyKitty]

Door

 

[Faux Focalors Furina]

Door (is alright)

Trapdoor (is the cooler one)

 

[BIG ASHLEY]

Jorja Smith is the prettiest woman in the world

i'm RIGHT HERE.

 

[Dead by Daylight]

i'm RIGHT HERE.

is that a Bird?
is it a Plane?
no, it's the self-proclaimed prettiest woman in the world (who is also now a bird).

anyways, literature is important for a well-educated populace

 

[Mathy]

"j*b" is the unfunniest joke trend of the year if not the decade and is probably a psyop

 

[Let's go shuckles]

"j*b" is the unfunniest joke trend of the year if not the decade and is probably a psyop

I have to disagree with this. Not because the job trend is funny, but there's so many other unfunny trends to compete against