It's realistic but still not real...Its only weird and whacky for him...
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Your weird and wacky dreams
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A couple days ago I dreamt that there was an area in Mario Kart World that was full of cramped alleyways between dingy brown skyscrapers and if you beat a challenge there that plays like a horror game you would unlock Urabrask from Magic: The Gathering as a playable character.
(I haven't actually played MKW. Nor really watched that much content on it. If such an area exists, let me know.)
(I haven't actually played MKW. Nor really watched that much content on it. If such an area exists, let me know.)
To this day nobody knows wtf this is
Holy shit, we're getting Werehog Master Chief. Halo is saved after all guys.
if only there was a little link that says "What's a Gravatar?" on the edit avatar page...
did you fuck the ape, local dog. did you.
and, crucially: do darm be slangin it? (this will affect its bw ou analysis)
i have recurring nightmares where the road is basically ice
slippery, frictionless, out of control, my driving unprecise
i slip and slide cartoonishly, like a hotwired go-kart
wreaking havoc beanishly* on my way to walmart
my injuries are painless, my vehicle, bashed, yet unfettered
maneuvers of my steering wheel leave my driving none the bettered
I have this dream repeatedly, maybe once or twice a month
A scary-sounding fright, you say? But you haven't met Evil Grunth.
Addendum:
*beanishly is a word that I Invanted for this poem. it means in a manner like mr bean, like how mr bean would act.
slippery, frictionless, out of control, my driving unprecise
i slip and slide cartoonishly, like a hotwired go-kart
wreaking havoc beanishly* on my way to walmart
my injuries are painless, my vehicle, bashed, yet unfettered
maneuvers of my steering wheel leave my driving none the bettered
I have this dream repeatedly, maybe once or twice a month
A scary-sounding fright, you say? But you haven't met Evil Grunth.
Addendum:
*beanishly is a word that I Invanted for this poem. it means in a manner like mr bean, like how mr bean would act.
I just kinda starred at the match and thought about how to politely reject the ape
I think they're cool but I wouldn't want to date them
