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Aphex Twin - Ventolin
Despite my ever-growing love for Richard D. James and his assorted musical experiments, i've never liked this song. This song was my first real foray into his music (not counting the 15 billion liminal space tiktoks that use QKThr as the background song or whatever the hell gerbil was doing last year) and I would have much preferred like... any other song of his. Something like Blackbox Life Recorder 21f or Vordhosbn would have been more in line with what I listen to already and songs like Bucephalus Bouncing Ball, a song composed almost entirely with a chopped up sample of a ball falling on a hard surface and bouncing until it stops, is a generally more palatable intro to his style of making music. Comparatively, Ventolin, a song inspired by the tinnitus caused as a side effect of the medicine of the same name, is about what you would expect from that decision.
 
Everybody Was Kung-Fu Fighting
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Have three each from multiple categories.

Music that's intentionally bad, as a joke:
D4nny - Goodbye
Ice JJ Fish - On the Floor
Komar and Melamid - Most Unwanted Song

Music that, as far as I can tell, genuinely tried to be good but have gotten absolutely ragged on:
Rebecca Black - Friday
Masterbits - Swiny House (this is the "in the house like carpet" sample)
Newsong - The Christmas Shoes

Actual bangers but with crude themes that the mods would kill me for linking:
Oblivionfall - Cum Zone trilogy
Pepper Coyote - No cock like horse cock
Larry Pierce - Every Time I Shit

Songs I hate personally:
One Republic - Counting Stars (goddamn squeaking)
Fitz and the Tantrums - The Walker
MGMT - Kids

Drug commercial songs:
Jardiance
Ozempic
Trelegy

Audio pranks/things that can only be tangentially associated with music:
Crazy Bus - Title Theme (randomly generated notes)
An hour of silence with random discord pings
Monsters, Inc hearing damage version
 
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