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The Nuking New Mexico Thread

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chroma_2903

chroma_2903

NO ONE CAN STOP ME FROM NUKING NEW MEXICO BWAH HAH HAHHH

ahem

ok, so i figured there are probably more people out there who also want to join me in nuking new mexico. Because of this, for consistency and orginization, i have created this thread for my loyal goons and i to more easily strategize and converse. yes, i am aware this is far from the most secure way to do it, but cmon there's nothing anyone can do about my nukes! besides it'll be fun :3

so, first order of buisness. i have an undisclosed amount of nukes at my disposal. where in new mexico do i drop the first one?
 
Kirtland Air Force Base 2000 Wyoming Blvd SE, Albuquerque, NM 87123. Coordinates: 35.04934119155674, -106.55074933698619. This is an air force base which is also very close to a major city, making it the most strategic target in a nuclear strike. Tomorrow at 4AM, the weather and skies will be clear, as well as low wind speeds and precipitation, making this the best time for the nuking. Based on projected wind directions, nuclear fallout and radiation will continue to spread into the southwest and some parts north as well, causing even more damage. As you can see my plan is very thought out and the best course of action from here on out. Thank you for your time sir.
 
justicewillbeserved said:
Kirtland Air Force Base 2000 Wyoming Blvd SE, Albuquerque, NM 87123. Coordinates: 35.04934119155674, -106.55074933698619. This is an air force base which is also very close to a major city, making it the most strategic target in a nuclear strike. Tomorrow at 4AM, the weather and skies will be clear, as well as low wind speeds and precipitation, making this the best time for the nuking. Based on projected wind directions, nuclear fallout and radiation will continue to spread into the southwest and some parts north as well, causing even more damage. As you can see my plan is very thought out and the best course of action from here on out. Thank you for your time sir.
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thank you for your assistance. internally, i have streamlined the nuke deployment process considerably, so it's within reason to mobilize many active nukes within a short period of time. expect the explosion to occur at the listed location in roughly 14-15 minutes, assuming the weather persists
 
justicewillbeserved said:
Kirtland Air Force Base 2000 Wyoming Blvd SE, Albuquerque, NM 87123. Coordinates: 35.04934119155674, -106.55074933698619. This is an air force base which is also very close to a major city, making it the most strategic target in a nuclear strike. Tomorrow at 4AM, the weather and skies will be clear, as well as low wind speeds and precipitation, making this the best time for the nuking. Based on projected wind directions, nuclear fallout and radiation will continue to spread into the southwest and some parts north as well, causing even more damage. As you can see my plan is very thought out and the best course of action from here on out. Thank you for your time sir.
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4 am is when everyone is at home in the (relative) safety of their homes. 830 am is peak rush hour. Not only will there be more casualties from people out in the open the roads will also be clogged with wreckage making rescue operations even more difficult.

If we're going to resort to Pokémon nuclear terrorism we gotta do it right.

Edit: I wrote this comment while pooping.
 
MrHands said:
4 am is when everyone is at home in the (relative) safety of their homes. 830 am is peak rush hour. Not only will there be more casualties from people out in the open the roads will also be clogged with wreckage making rescue operations even more difficult.

If we're going to resort to Pokémon nuclear terrorism we gotta do it right.

Edit: I wrote this comment while pooping.
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guess this is a thread about dropping nukes in more ways than one huh...
 
chroma_2903 said:
thank you for your assistance. internally, i have streamlined the nuke deployment process considerably, so it's within reason to mobilize many active nukes within a short period of time. expect the explosion to occur at the listed location in roughly 14-15 minutes, assuming the weather persists
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there was an issue regarding launch conditions that i failed to consider. however the process has been refined since then and i am proud to announce that kirtland air force base has been nuked. good job everyone
 
the thread plot progression is better than any book ive read
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justicewillbeserved said:
typical Smogoff propaganda once again the media lies to the people
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this is better for us, yknow. we can continue our work in plain sight. who's to stop us now? perhaps dead by daylight quietly accepted a little... ah, buisness offer of mine. but who cares about the how? new mexico is our oyster, and it's time to shuck it with nuclear weapons
 
plans have been progressing exceedingly well. our process of enriching uranium and constructing nukes has not only been streamlined to the point of being almost fully automated, but we've also identified several key locations to nuke next. these will not be shared yet for privacy reasons, but keep an eye on this thread for the next few days. if my schedule allows, i will try to keep a steady log of the nukings.

have a wonderful day, my lovely villainous grunts~! :3
 
chroma_2903 said:
plans have been progressing exceedingly well. our process of enriching uranium and constructing nukes has not only been streamlined to the point of being almost fully automated, but we've also identified several key locations to nuke next. these will not be shared yet for privacy reasons, but keep an eye on this thread for the next few days. if my schedule allows, i will try to keep a steady log of the nukings.

have a wonderful day, my lovely villainous grunts~! :3
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sir yes sir! (or maam)
 
quickly running into the building

Guys! panting

I finally caught up with you... I wanted to show you these launch codes I found... problem is, I have no idea what's going to happen if you type these in... for all we know, each code could mean a different thing...

Code #1: B-D-T-2-0-0-2

Code #2: C-H-R-O-M-A-2-9-0-3

Code #3: B-R-A-I-N-R-O-T (secondary code S-Y-B-A-U)

Code #4: N-E-V-E-R-G-O-N-N-A-G-I-V-E-Y-O-U-U-P-N-E-V-E-R-G-O-N-N-A-L-E-T-Y-O-U-D-O-W-N-N-E-V-E-R-G-O-N-N-A-R-U-N-A-R-O-U-N-D-A-N-D-D-E-S-E-R-T-Y-O-U
 
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