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FOR THE GUYS yo mama thread (formerly she x on my x till i x)

she post on my thread til
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1.Yo momma so tall she makes Endermen look like Keebler Elves

2.Yo momma so skinny skeletons tell her she needs to eat something

3.Yo momma so ugly she gives Herobrine nightmares

4.Yo momma so short she found diamonds and couldn't reach them

5.Yo momma so fat Steve had to push her so daylight would come

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7.Yo momma so ugly she makes villagers look gorgeous

8.Yo momma is like an Enderman--People try hard not to stare.

9:Yo momma so short a silverfish ran over her

10:Yo momma so slow Herobrine caught her while he was walking

11:Yo momma so fat she provides shade for skeletons and zombies

12:Yo momma so stupid she tried to hug a creeper

13:Yo momma so fat she got hit by a minecart and said "Who threw that rock?"

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15:Yo momma so stupid she tried to make coal tools

16:Yo momma so stupid she asked an Enderman if he wanted to have a staring contest

17:Yo momma so ugly Endermen won't look at her

18:Yo momma so fat she broke obsidian by stepping on it

19:Yo momma so ugly the Wither ran away

Work in progress! If you have any ideas,feel free to share them! :)

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