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FOR THE GUYS yo mama thread (formerly she x on my x till i x)
- Thread starter Teh
- Start date
she reached on my page til i 5
She post on my jerk til I banwave
She promote on my phoopes til I merritt
1.Yo momma so tall she makes Endermen look like Keebler Elves
2.Yo momma so skinny skeletons tell her she needs to eat something
3.Yo momma so ugly she gives Herobrine nightmares
4.Yo momma so short she found diamonds and couldn't reach them
5.Yo momma so fat Steve had to push her so daylight would come
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7.Yo momma so ugly she makes villagers look gorgeous
8.Yo momma is like an Enderman--People try hard not to stare.
9:Yo momma so short a silverfish ran over her
10:Yo momma so slow Herobrine caught her while he was walking
11:Yo momma so fat she provides shade for skeletons and zombies
12:Yo momma so stupid she tried to hug a creeper
13:Yo momma so fat she got hit by a minecart and said "Who threw that rock?"
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15:Yo momma so stupid she tried to make coal tools
16:Yo momma so stupid she asked an Enderman if he wanted to have a staring contest
17:Yo momma so ugly Endermen won't look at her
18:Yo momma so fat she broke obsidian by stepping on it
19:Yo momma so ugly the Wither ran away
Work in progress! If you have any ideas,feel free to share them! :)
2.Yo momma so skinny skeletons tell her she needs to eat something
3.Yo momma so ugly she gives Herobrine nightmares
4.Yo momma so short she found diamonds and couldn't reach them
5.Yo momma so fat Steve had to push her so daylight would come
[REDACTED]
7.Yo momma so ugly she makes villagers look gorgeous
8.Yo momma is like an Enderman--People try hard not to stare.
9:Yo momma so short a silverfish ran over her
10:Yo momma so slow Herobrine caught her while he was walking
11:Yo momma so fat she provides shade for skeletons and zombies
12:Yo momma so stupid she tried to hug a creeper
13:Yo momma so fat she got hit by a minecart and said "Who threw that rock?"
[REDACTED]
15:Yo momma so stupid she tried to make coal tools
16:Yo momma so stupid she asked an Enderman if he wanted to have a staring contest
17:Yo momma so ugly Endermen won't look at her
18:Yo momma so fat she broke obsidian by stepping on it
19:Yo momma so ugly the Wither ran away
Work in progress! If you have any ideas,feel free to share them! :)
she thread on my mama til i yo