rupee kaur

[phoopes]

i was barrier skip
and you were a glitchless speedrun

…

my heart container
fragile
like a giant’s knife
could never be
your master sword

…

i learned to play
the ocarina
but
no one taught
me
the fucking song of healing

 

[BP]

roses are red
violets are blue
I want to be
inside of Zelda shoes

 

[BestDatrix]

inside of Zelda shoes

why just her shoes

 

[BestDatrix]

oh
Oh.
OH.
you go queen.

 

[Oglemi]

There once was a man from Lake Hylia
Who dreamed of curing diarrhea
He beseeched o mighty Ganon
Even courted him with many books of Psych fanon
But in the end was only rewarded with chlamydia

 

[TheMantyke]

For Sale
Ice Arrows
Never Shot

 

[Blizihguh]

I have let out
the fairy
that was in
the bottle

and which
you were probably
saving
for Ganon

Forgive me
it was magical
so pretty
and so bright

 

[Blizihguh]

Look forward to my Zelda spin on "Howl," expected to be complete sometime in 2028

 

[Eledyr]

I must link the absolute masterpiece that is the Zelda rap. (15 years ago? Great heavens.)

 

[chroma_2903]

For Sale
Ice Arrows
Never Shot

was gonna do "iron boots" but close enough

 

[Mechalico]

was gonna do "iron boots" but close enough

but you're constantly wearing iron boots though
then not wearing them
then wearing them
then not wearing them
then wearing them

 

[phoopes]

Quoth the Cucco, nevermore
-Edgar Allan Poe

 

[DaddyBuzzwole]

i met a traveller from an antique land,
who said, "lamp oil, rope, bombs? you want it?