The Team






This is my second RMT. I've lurked for a while and i used to play a lot of pokemon on the handhelds. I recently started Shoddy and the freedom of instant pokes was really cool. I've never had a chance to battle to the fullest potential without IV/time constraints getting in the way and now i'm hooked on Shoddy. I tried to make this team a bulky offense team that can deal a lot of damage quickly. I've tested this team for a few weeks and i liked the results. I got the lame name from the fact that 3 of my main sweepers are all "dragons" albeit not of the dragon type. So without further adeu....
Changes in Pink ;D

Gun
Metagross@Occa Berry
Ability: Clear Body
EVs: 252Hp / 218 Atk/ 12Def / 28 Spe
Adamant Nature
Meteor Mash
Bullet Punch
Earth Quake
Explosion
His nickname is Gun because Guns kill people and so does he >_> haha lame... :( Basically his job is to do some damage. Most people suspect him to be the SRer and try to taunt. Others don't know i have an occa berry and try to send in Heatran/Infernape and get the EQ+BP treatment. His 4 attack moves give him great coverage against common leads. Against other Metagrosses, i EQ and hope i'm faster. If not, i switch to Swampert. Aerodactyl=lol. This thing shreds Azelfs, tyranitars, basically a lot of leads with MM+BP. I even had 2 attack raises once with MM and sweeped lol. Explosion is to take out a bulky poke that switches in (Machamp, Swampert, etc) and it can also end Gross with a bang. He's almost gaurenteed a kill with a high chance for more ;D

Assassin
Scizor@Choice Band
Ability: Technician
EVs: 242 Hp / 252 Atk, 16 Spe
Adamant Nature
Bullet Punch
Super Power
U-Turn
Pursuit
The killer. He's my clean-up crew. He's the best revenge killer IMO. STAB+Technician+CBed bullet punch hurts. Super Power is to 1 hit the Blisseys. U-turn to 1 hit celebi and to make a huge dent on all psychics and gives me a chance to retreat. Pursuit is fabulous against ghosts. Yeah, i'm sure y'all have seen enough scizors to know its powers.

Mudkipz
Swampert@Leftovers
Ability: Torrent
EVs: 240 Hp/ 216 Def/ 52 SpA
Bold Nature
Hydro Pump
Ice Beam
Stealth Rock
Mirror Coat
I'm os bad at nicknames >_> He's my SRer. Hydro Pump over Surf to score some 2 hit KOs. Ice beam for Dragons. Mirror Coat for a lot of the Rotom that switches in and tries to shadow ball. Yeah, Mirror coat surprises people but i may switch it to EQ or Roar. Pretty good bulky water. Lightning immune is also great for if i have gyara out and they try to TB me.

Bahamut
Salamence@Leftovers
Ability: Intimidate
EVs: 252 Hp/ 180 Def/ 76 Spe
Jolly Nature
Outrage
Earth Quake
Roost
Dragon Dance
Yeah, Bulkymence. He outstalls people with roost and can DD while stalling. I got the EV spread from here because it makes sense. He wrecks havoc and is one of my main sweepers. Outrage for rediculous STABed damage on anything that doesn't resist. EQ for the coverage and Roost for the added bulk.

Blue
Gyarados@Leftovers
Ability: Intimidate
EVs: 156 HP / 108 Atk / 100 SpD / 144 Spe
Adamant Nature
Waterfall
Stone Edge
Taunt
Dragon Dance
Oh so sexy. I switched some recommended EVs around based on what i've faced. Waterfall+Ice Fang for some mad hax. Well, nvm, i looked at it and zapdos coverage is really important because i get owned by them. Switched Ice fang with Stone edge, bye bye mad hax :(
Gyarados used Ice Fang.
It's not very effective...
Vaporeon lost 16% of its health.
Vaporeon flinched!
Vaporeon's taunt wore off!
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Gyarados used Ice Fang.
It's not very effective...
Vaporeon lost 16% of its health.
Vaporeon flinched!
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Gyarados used Ice Fang.
It's not very effective...
Vaporeon lost 17% of its health.
Vaporeon was frozen solid!
Vaporeon is frozen solid!
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Gyarados used Ice Fang.
It's not very effective...
Vaporeon lost 28% of its health.
Vaporeon was defrosted!
Vaporeon flinched!
^True story. Taunt+DD up and sweep. I love switching him into Skarmories or other walls and watch him wreck teams.

Red
Latias@Leftovers
Ability: Levitate
EVs: 148 Hp/ 184 SpA/ 176 Spe
Timid Nature
Dragon Pulse
Calm Mind
Recover
Refresh
The special sweeper/wall/anchor. Latias is simply amazing. She can outstall a CMless blissey, has amazing speed, rediculous SpD, and can sweep. IMO she's the perfect pokemon. She has good tanking abilities and can set up/sweep while tanking. <3
Well that's all. My team is extremely OU but oh well >_>