Indeed. Chocolate Rain.
I post teams here a lot, and usually say like "mah best team evar. ima fire mah lazorz!!!"
This is the real deal, though. Seriously, this team should not be underestimated, and I think some of you Shoddy people should try it, because it's unreal.
Unreal.
Metagross @ Occa Berry
Trait: Clear Body
EVs: 252 HP / 236 Atk / 10 Def / 12 Spd
Adamant Nature (+Atk, -SAtk)
- Bullet Punch - Oh, Infernape. You seriously think that Focus Sash is gonna keep you alive? You silly monkey.
- Earthquake - Other Metagross leads cower in fear.
- Explosion - Boom. Boom. Boom.
- Stealth Rock - So, Moltres, you think you're scary now? Not really, cause you're already down to 50%.
Screw you, Xephyr! Everyone uses Metagross leads, so your team is uninspiring and boring! Go kill yourself!
Indeed. It works though, so go ahead and use it. Stealth Rock to pwn nubs for switchin' around, especially that damn Gyarados. Earthquake and Bullet Punch is an excellent combo, lol'ing at most leads. Explosion to laugh at things that think they can use me as set up fodder just because they're immune to earthquake and resist Bullet Punch.. Yeah, fuck you Gyarados.
Salamence (M) @ Choice Scarf
Trait: Intimidate
EVs: 252 Atk / 176 Spd / 80 SAtk
Naughty Nature (+Atk, -SDef)
- Dragon Claw - Dragons giving you trouble? Immediate dragon removal, right at the palm of your hand.
- Earthquake - I'm sorry, Lucario, I really am, but you just fell into the pits of hell. Sorry.
- Flamethrower - Scizor, go eat your mom out!! :D
- Hydro Pump - All around useful. Stupid Hippowdon's don't like getting pumped in that sandy mouth of theirs.
Scarf Flygon is for nubs, Salamence is where its at. He has like, better stats all around so it just seems obvious. The moveset has perfect coverage, so I can take pretty much anything on. The moveset allows for pwning things and having good enough speed to outspeed mostly anything that doesn't dance or agilify.
Breloom (M) @ Toxic Orb
Trait: Poison Heal
EVs: 48 HP / 252 Atk / 208 Spd
Adamant Nature (+Atk, -SAtk)
- Mach Punch - Priority moves are so useful it's not funny.
- Seed Bomb - I've OHKO'd Hippowdon with this after a couple dances. Really.
- Spore - One of the best moves in the game. Too bad the only other thing that gets it is an oversized queer mushroom.
- Swords Dance - Vegeta, whats the scouter say about his power level? IT'S OVER NINE THOUSAND!!
Focus Punching is old school, this is the Breloom set of the future. It's painfully easy to spore something and swords dance the next turn and begin attacking. Gengar really sucks, but his defenses aren't too good so a Seed Bomb should take it down easy enough. Hopefully. The Poison Heal Toxic Orb deal is pretty awesome, making this guy immune to status and he heals even in the sand. Who else can do that?
Nidoqueen (F) @ Leftovers
Trait: Poison Point
EVs: 252 HP / 216 Def / 40 SDef
Relaxed Nature (+Def, -Spd)
- Earthquake - Great move in general. Hurts things, STAB, etc.
- Roar - Stat uppers got nothin' on me.
- Thunderbolt - Earthquake and Thunderbolt are decent enough coverage. My only real way of getting rid of Gyarados, too.
- Toxic Spikes - Most annoying things on the planet. Totally ruins the usefulness of most of your ground sweepers. Heracross is slightly frightening, but I'm not too worried about him.
My favorite Pokemon on the team. Comes in on its immunities (poison, electric) and starts spiking and roaring. Specs Jolt makes me laugh, seriously. This thing takes hits like a pro and shuffles too, giving me a look at their team and giving everything poison or stealth rock damage. Did I mention it also absorbs the opponents Toxic Spikes too? It makes me laugh while I'm setting up with my next thing and their setting up dual layers of spikes, just so I can absorb them with a simple switch in a little later on.
Suicune @ Leftovers
Trait: Pressure
EVs: 252 HP / 79 Spd / 179 SAtk
Modest Nature (+SAtk, -Atk)
- Calm Mind - The ultimate in stat upping. Special Attack and Special Defense rising making it nearly impossible for special attackers to even touch me.
- Ice Beam - Seeya, dragons.
- Substitute - No status for me. Seriously, almost every Suicune set should have this. Laughs at Blisseys and uses them as set up fodder.
- Surf - STAB, rape, and pwn.
Bow down, my friends, at what is one of the most underrated special sweepers in Pokemon. After just two calm minds, special attackers and even STAB thunderbolts won't do much. The crux of this set is substitute. I'm surprised I don't see it more often. Blissey can't break these subs, people. Blissey is SET UP FODDER. I can reach 6 calm minds and 2ko Blissey with surf, and proceed to sweep their team. Come on now, not much can do that! This thing is bulky and strong and awesome and bulky. Yeah, I said bulky twice.
Weavile (M) @ Life Orb
Trait: Pressure
EVs: 40 HP / 252 Atk / 216 Spd
Jolly Nature (+Spd, -SAtk)
- Brick Break - Not that reliable of a move, but it works. My only attack against steels.
- Ice Shard - Sorry, dragon, but you're dead if you stay in. Not you, Kingdra, you bitch.
- Night Slash - Oops. Did I just critical hit you? Sorry, you were probably dead anyway :D
- Pursuit - Ghosts, psychics, anything. They're all dead.
Revenge killing at its finest. Not much can deal with this thing. The speed is unbelievable and its powerful to boot. Ice Shard rapes, Night Slash rapes, Brick Break kind of rapes, and pursuit laughs at ghosts and psychics that think they can run away. This guy kills so much, and it's kind of sad he's not used as much anymore. The stealth rock weakness and stupid frailty are the only reasons to even consider something else over him. No, I'm not using Scizor over this guy. This isn't my Ttar counter, Breloom is. This guy is an all around counter to, well, everything else -_-'
Rate. Enjoy.
I post teams here a lot, and usually say like "mah best team evar. ima fire mah lazorz!!!"
This is the real deal, though. Seriously, this team should not be underestimated, and I think some of you Shoddy people should try it, because it's unreal.
Unreal.

Metagross @ Occa Berry
Trait: Clear Body
EVs: 252 HP / 236 Atk / 10 Def / 12 Spd
Adamant Nature (+Atk, -SAtk)
- Bullet Punch - Oh, Infernape. You seriously think that Focus Sash is gonna keep you alive? You silly monkey.
- Earthquake - Other Metagross leads cower in fear.
- Explosion - Boom. Boom. Boom.
- Stealth Rock - So, Moltres, you think you're scary now? Not really, cause you're already down to 50%.
Screw you, Xephyr! Everyone uses Metagross leads, so your team is uninspiring and boring! Go kill yourself!
Indeed. It works though, so go ahead and use it. Stealth Rock to pwn nubs for switchin' around, especially that damn Gyarados. Earthquake and Bullet Punch is an excellent combo, lol'ing at most leads. Explosion to laugh at things that think they can use me as set up fodder just because they're immune to earthquake and resist Bullet Punch.. Yeah, fuck you Gyarados.

Salamence (M) @ Choice Scarf
Trait: Intimidate
EVs: 252 Atk / 176 Spd / 80 SAtk
Naughty Nature (+Atk, -SDef)
- Dragon Claw - Dragons giving you trouble? Immediate dragon removal, right at the palm of your hand.
- Earthquake - I'm sorry, Lucario, I really am, but you just fell into the pits of hell. Sorry.
- Flamethrower - Scizor, go eat your mom out!! :D
- Hydro Pump - All around useful. Stupid Hippowdon's don't like getting pumped in that sandy mouth of theirs.
Scarf Flygon is for nubs, Salamence is where its at. He has like, better stats all around so it just seems obvious. The moveset has perfect coverage, so I can take pretty much anything on. The moveset allows for pwning things and having good enough speed to outspeed mostly anything that doesn't dance or agilify.

Breloom (M) @ Toxic Orb
Trait: Poison Heal
EVs: 48 HP / 252 Atk / 208 Spd
Adamant Nature (+Atk, -SAtk)
- Mach Punch - Priority moves are so useful it's not funny.
- Seed Bomb - I've OHKO'd Hippowdon with this after a couple dances. Really.
- Spore - One of the best moves in the game. Too bad the only other thing that gets it is an oversized queer mushroom.
- Swords Dance - Vegeta, whats the scouter say about his power level? IT'S OVER NINE THOUSAND!!
Focus Punching is old school, this is the Breloom set of the future. It's painfully easy to spore something and swords dance the next turn and begin attacking. Gengar really sucks, but his defenses aren't too good so a Seed Bomb should take it down easy enough. Hopefully. The Poison Heal Toxic Orb deal is pretty awesome, making this guy immune to status and he heals even in the sand. Who else can do that?

Nidoqueen (F) @ Leftovers
Trait: Poison Point
EVs: 252 HP / 216 Def / 40 SDef
Relaxed Nature (+Def, -Spd)
- Earthquake - Great move in general. Hurts things, STAB, etc.
- Roar - Stat uppers got nothin' on me.
- Thunderbolt - Earthquake and Thunderbolt are decent enough coverage. My only real way of getting rid of Gyarados, too.
- Toxic Spikes - Most annoying things on the planet. Totally ruins the usefulness of most of your ground sweepers. Heracross is slightly frightening, but I'm not too worried about him.
My favorite Pokemon on the team. Comes in on its immunities (poison, electric) and starts spiking and roaring. Specs Jolt makes me laugh, seriously. This thing takes hits like a pro and shuffles too, giving me a look at their team and giving everything poison or stealth rock damage. Did I mention it also absorbs the opponents Toxic Spikes too? It makes me laugh while I'm setting up with my next thing and their setting up dual layers of spikes, just so I can absorb them with a simple switch in a little later on.

Suicune @ Leftovers
Trait: Pressure
EVs: 252 HP / 79 Spd / 179 SAtk
Modest Nature (+SAtk, -Atk)
- Calm Mind - The ultimate in stat upping. Special Attack and Special Defense rising making it nearly impossible for special attackers to even touch me.
- Ice Beam - Seeya, dragons.
- Substitute - No status for me. Seriously, almost every Suicune set should have this. Laughs at Blisseys and uses them as set up fodder.
- Surf - STAB, rape, and pwn.
Bow down, my friends, at what is one of the most underrated special sweepers in Pokemon. After just two calm minds, special attackers and even STAB thunderbolts won't do much. The crux of this set is substitute. I'm surprised I don't see it more often. Blissey can't break these subs, people. Blissey is SET UP FODDER. I can reach 6 calm minds and 2ko Blissey with surf, and proceed to sweep their team. Come on now, not much can do that! This thing is bulky and strong and awesome and bulky. Yeah, I said bulky twice.

Weavile (M) @ Life Orb
Trait: Pressure
EVs: 40 HP / 252 Atk / 216 Spd
Jolly Nature (+Spd, -SAtk)
- Brick Break - Not that reliable of a move, but it works. My only attack against steels.
- Ice Shard - Sorry, dragon, but you're dead if you stay in. Not you, Kingdra, you bitch.
- Night Slash - Oops. Did I just critical hit you? Sorry, you were probably dead anyway :D
- Pursuit - Ghosts, psychics, anything. They're all dead.
Revenge killing at its finest. Not much can deal with this thing. The speed is unbelievable and its powerful to boot. Ice Shard rapes, Night Slash rapes, Brick Break kind of rapes, and pursuit laughs at ghosts and psychics that think they can run away. This guy kills so much, and it's kind of sad he's not used as much anymore. The stealth rock weakness and stupid frailty are the only reasons to even consider something else over him. No, I'm not using Scizor over this guy. This isn't my Ttar counter, Breloom is. This guy is an all around counter to, well, everything else -_-'
Rate. Enjoy.