BILLY MAYS HERE

[VKCA]

thank you for calling consumer relations, our hours are monday through friday, from 9 am to 5pm eastern. Our offices are closed at this time. (french)

 

[Billy Mays]

YOU NEED TO CALL BACK DURING THEIR HOURS AND THEN PURCHASE THESE FABULOUS PRODUCTS FOR ONLY $19.95

 

[Diana]

Wow, there's two of them now.

Hey Vince, the shamwow was a sham, I had to catch a Vaporeon to absorb the water.

 

[VKCA]

Wow, there's two of them now.

Hey Vince, the shamwow was a sham, I had to catch a Vaporeon to absorb the water.

problem is vappy just "melts away into water"
that would never happen with the sham wow!

 

[Billy Mays]

ZORBEEZ ARE MADE OUT OF PURE 100% QUAGSIRE THEY CAN ABSORB ANYTHING COFFEE SODA EVEN RED WINE. THEY'LL EVEN ABSORB YOU SO ACT FAST

 

[Ivysaur]

But Billy, I'm allergic to Quagsire!

Can I get one made out of Lapras?

 

[The Koopinator]

I remember one time I took my mewtwo to pokemon tower and it got scared of the ghosts.

I thought to myself, "this game is bullshit"

 

[Billy Mays]

NOT ONLY THAT, BUT I'LL TRIPLE THE OFFER! THAT'S THREE LAPRAS ZORBEEZ, ALL FOR ONLY $19.95!

 

[Ivysaur]

WELL HOT DOG

I'LL CALL RIGHT AWAY

 

[LonelyNess]

This is a 5 star thread

 

[KnightoftheWind]

Can I get a Poliwrath Shamwow? Sometimes I need liquid absorbers with some extra punch.

 

[Cathy]

I just cleaned up this thread using the unparalleled absorbent abilities of the Zorbeez. Definitely worth the $19.95.

 

[Despotar]

XDD What a weird idea

 

[Umbreon Dan]

:|

not seeing the humour

 

[Mountain Dewgong]

:|

not seeing the humour

My thoughts exactly.
All i see is thousands of sub par Tyranidos posts and caps spam.

 

[Deck Knight]

My thoughts exactly.
All i see is thousands of sub par Tyranidos posts and caps spam.

I thought these were all billymills posts and ignored them entirely...

 

[Mekkah]

bwhaahahahaha

 

[TEA_DEMON]

CAN THIS PRODUCT EVEN ABSORB THE SEMEN I EJACULATED WHILE READING THIS THREAD?

 

[Witnessed]

Can I get a Poliwrath Shamwow? Sometimes I need liquid absorbers with some extra punch.

You following me cameraguy?

 

[Broth3r]

I'd buy it, but i'm on the DEAD credit list.

 

[B-Lulz]

These guys made me miss Billy Mays =(.

Oh awesome thread btw.

 

[Zach]

nice thread

 

[cookie]

5-fucking-starred

 

[Blue_Tornado]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bwgCNUPor2w&NR=1&feature=fvwp

This thing is a big scam =/

 

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