Dear askaninjask,
You are Mr McMahon
The Big Cheese, the head honcho, the multi-billionaire wrestling titan owner of the WWE. You are the greediest man alive; willing to do anything just to get what you want. With a fierce temper at hand and a broom up your ass, you decide to ravage the WWE and take whatever already isn't yours.
Because of your status in the WWE, you are able to recruit members to the Vince McMahon Kiss my ass club. At night, you may PM a host with "Night X- make <user> kiss your ass." <user> will be recruited by the end of the night. If you die, all your recruits die with you.
As a man of money, you arent afraid of using bribery to get what you want. On odd nights, you may PM a host with "Night X- bribe <user> to forfeit the match." <user> will forfeit his or her match that night effectively canceling his or her night action.
Also, you are so greedy that if anyone holding a title dies, you will steal it from them.
Because you are the head honcho, every post you make must begin with *Strut down to the arena* or be godkilled
You are holding the corporate championship, because without it you would be nothing, right?
(and a belt gained from altairs death, regardless of what rodan may have told him)
You are holding the Hardcore championship, This is good because anyone without a belt is worthless, right?
You are aligned with The Kiss my ass Club. You win if The Kiss my ass Club gains at least 4 other championship belts.