Dear UncleSam,
You are Tingle.
You are the creepy dude from the Legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker who is obsessed with forest fairies. You got fed up with selling maps to Link for exorbitant prices, however, and so hopped on the next flight out of that island hellhole. Then the plane crashed, and you were on another island hellhole, Stranded.
Since you became so good at making maps while waiting around for Link, you will utilize your cartography skills to their fullest. During the night, you may PM the hosts "Night X – Making Map for USER." You will make a map for that user, which will raise that user’s priority.
Alternatively, you may PM the hosts “Night X – Tantalizing USER with a Map.” You will offer to sell that user a map, but for a ridiculously high price, and that user will take so long deliberating that that user’s priority will be lowered.
You are allied with the Stranded. You win if the Stranded eliminate all threats.