Uh Earthquake?
Yes, the future doesn't look too optimistic for Pokabu's evolutions, but we don't know what changes BW will bring. It would be rare for GF to make a starter NU in its debut generation - even Sceptile and Torterra made it to OU and UU respectively. That said I can't really see how it will function, if it's Fire/Dark Sucker Punch would be useful, but I have this suspicion Pokabu's evo will be a slightly better version of Flareon...
@blasphemy1: how do you Know this stuff?
Pokabu has high HP and attack and low defense, go figure. Nitro Charge is physical with 50 power and 100% accuracy, chance of raising speed. It would have reminded me of Charge Beam but the accuracy is perfect.
Tsutaja is special based, again, we already figured. Grass Mixer is a Grass-type Octazooka, which won't see much use at all.