Can You Haiku? (5)

[kittenmay]

why is this piece of
shit opened. I can't believe
this, you idiots.

haikus are awful
who cares about syllables
someone close this thread

 

[Rakan]

These haikus are shit
I can do so much better
What the fuck is this

 

[Seth Vilo]

Signature.

 

[kittenmay]

Omicron is a
show-off that no one really
likes. But I love him.


<3

 

[Birkal]

kittenmay is wrong
I love Omicron to death
we are not gay though

 

[kittenmay]

Birkal is a huge
liar. I know what you guys
do when you're alone

 

[X5Dragon]

Facepalm at kitty
She partypooping this thread
Rory have at her

 

[Jellicent]

Birkal's OTP
Is Birkal x Fatecrashers
There, I said it, guys!

 

[ChaoticaMortis]

Hahahahaha
This idea was very good
THREAD NECROMANCER!

Why does Texas suck?
I'll tell you: it's fucking hot.
All the god damn time.

I literally
just woke up sweating in bed
and I am naked

There isn't much left
that I can do to help this
such a shitty state

The worst part of this:
I already own a damn
air conditioner.

It still doesn't help.
Have a nude, midnight haiku.
Because fuck Texas.

 

[Chou Toshio]

Hey, it's my old thread.
I totally forgot that
I even made this.

 

[Relados]

Wow this thread right here
Is much older than I thought
But it is still fun

 

[Ampharos]

Hahahahaha
This idea was very good
THREAD NECROMANCER!

Why does Texas suck?
I'll tell you: it's fucking hot.
All the god damn time.

I literally
just woke up sweating in bed
and I am naked

There isn't much left
that I can do to help this
such a shitty state

The worst part of this:
I already own a damn
air conditioner.

It still doesn't help.
Have a nude, midnight haiku.
Because fuck Texas.

good sir i object
to your insults to my state
texas is dabest

 

[Jebus McAzn]

heeeeeeey sexy lady
op op op op op oppan
gangnam style - pow!

 

[Minwu]

heeeeeeey sexy lady
op op op op op oppan
gangnam style - pow!

that's 5 7 4

 

[Zacchaeus]

Hey, it's my old thread.
I totally forgot that
I even made this.

Look at the first page
I made your old signature
Memories flood back

 

[Jebus McAzn]

that's 5 7 4

"style" is debatable but seeing as how most dictionary sites define it as one syllable, i concede

 

[DetroitLolcat]

Texas is so hot
It was ninety-six today
I wore a blanket

 

[Jellicent]

Texas is so hot
By that I mean Cloverleaf
Ladies, here he comes!

 

[Relados]

that's 5 7 4

That post you just made
has only five syllables
Hypocrisy much?

 

[Myzozoa]

writing haiku in
eigo wa baka desu.
does desu count once, twice?

requesting chou toshio answer

 

[Minwu]

That post you just made
has only five syllables
Hypocrisy much?

i was not trying/suck a dick you (BAN ME PLEASE) bitch/im calling you out

 

[Bowl Cut]

Summer is over
School is starting and I am
Quite disappointed

 

[ChaoticaMortis]

good sir i object
to your insults to my state
texas is dabest

One hundred and four.
Sweat build up, clothes soaking wet.
Testicles drowning.

 

[X5Dragon]

I sit near the pond
Contemplating to my self
Why am I handsome?

 

[watashi]

fucking bullshit hax
please stop using thunderwave
of course stone edge missed