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The Official "Complain about being beat by Seattle Defense" Thread

Shit, I forgot to replace Lance Moore in my lineup. Now my game is more or less in the hands of the scoring change gods.
 
im gonna be 1 and fucking 4 because newton and lynch fucking sucked.

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
 
EDIT: Nevermind this is just becoming a pissing contest that I am contributing to.

On the positive side I've been getting solid production from Reggie Wayne, Antonio Brown, Brandon Marshall and Drew Brees this season, so even if the cards aren't falling my way I know it's just bad luck and not that I am actually bad at fantasy football, lol.
 
ITT: People complain when they are still doing comparatively well. After this week my 5 fantasy teams will hold the following records:

0-5, 2-3, 2-3, 2-3, 0-5
#1 in Points Against in 4 of those 5 leagues

Forgive me if I don't sympathize with you because you had one bad week. The only other person who really has anything to complain about is Justin because lol his luck is worse than mine.


...one bad week? Did you see the part where I said I'm 1-4? And maybe I should mention I'm 1st in points against and 3rd in points for, and this is a money league. As in, I gave away money so I could be in this league.

So basically...

ITT: WaterBomb bitches and thinks he's the only one being fucked in fantasy when other people are being fucked just bad?
 
ITT: People complain when they are still doing comparatively well. After this week my 5 fantasy teams will hold the following records:

0-5, 2-3, 2-3, 2-3, 0-5
#1 in Points Against in 4 of those 5 leagues

Forgive me if I don't sympathize with you because you had one bad week. The only other person who really has anything to complain about is Justin because lol his luck is worse than mine.

I have the following on one of my rosters: Hakeem Nicks, RG3, Matt Forte, CJ Spiller, Steven Jackson, Lance Moore, Mikel LeShoure (suspension). Every single one of these players has either missed an entire game or more, or been injured during a game. I think I have a right to be frustrated.
 
Two of those guys barely impact fantasy, and Spiller only got serious burn because of an injury in front of him... Lets be real lol the others yes half the ones you named though no
 
especially because leshoure was known to be suspended when you drafted him...

That's why I put him in brackets. You're telling me that these injuries aren't massive though? @ Lakers, LeShoure is a starting quality player - the only player in that lot who I wouldn't consider a starting potential player there is Lance Moore. I needed him this week for depth in a bye week and lo and behold, injured. I think I'll finish the season strong but at this stage I'm battling to stay afloat.
 
Also HAHA I just realised Jermichael Finley got injured too, another starting calibre player on my team. This is beyond ridiculous now.
 
Marques Colston is a BEAST, outscored Drew Brees :)
Up by 17.32 vs. the Texans kicker, and I don't think he'll get 18 points since the Texans will probably get like 5 TDs or something lol.
 
by listing Leshoure with the rest of your injuries, it made it seem like you were complaining about the suspension, which would be rather silly
 
whelp, i'm losing by 53 and i have houston's D

the hilarious thing is that I might have a shot since Houston is playing the Jets!!!!
 
whelp, i'm losing by 53 and i have houston's D

the hilarious thing is that I might have a shot since Houston is playing the Jets!!!!

I'm losing by 33 in the horribly injured league (league B) with houston's D to go. I won't be able to stop laughing if I win. I'm also down 18 with Foster in my other league where he has Daniels, hoping the Texans get out to a big lead and just run the ball lol.
 
I'm losing by like 35 points and all I have is Houston's defense

Here's hoping to shutout + pick 6s + sacks :)
 
not in any of smogon's leagues (maybe nenxt year) but anyway

i picked up devery henderson an hour before last night's game and need 10 points from him to win my matchup. he gave me 18, him and colston just went off for the saints
 
Also HAHA I just realised Jermichael Finley got injured too, another starting calibre player on my team. This is beyond ridiculous now.
you should just release him anyway. gonna do that in a different league. get pitta/heath/rudolph/etc etc, all those guys are better than finley. >_>
 
i was actually ahead until Brees lit it up. :[

all i have left is Forsett.

i need him to get 16 points for the win.

*sigh*
 
I was playing some Madden and got Calvin Johnson 252 yards and 4 TDs.

why cant this happen in real life?!?!?!?!?
 
Barely won by 5.3 . Shayne Graham got 12 points because the Texans sucked in the redzone >_< but thankfully, they made up for it by not scoring in the 4th quarter. :p I almost lost because I started Jackie Battle over Bradshaw...26 points lost right there. Oh well, a win's a win xD
 
My highest scoring team this week was missing Megatron, DeMarco Murray, and DMC. And I went 4-0 in my leagues. How the hell does that happen?
 
My three losses this week were by a combined 7 points. Gaaaaaaaah =/.

Oh well, looks like I'm finally turning it around in League C, gonna go on a rampage now ^_^.
 
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