laughs in D/P...

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Battle Tower Guy: Me and Pikachu are gonna win the 100-win streak!!! Riiiiight, Pikachu?

Pikachu: ...

I just love that. It's like, OH GOD TRAINER PLEEASE DON'T MAKE ME BATTLE
 
The smiley face fools them:

Mantyke: *innocently floating*
Sharpedo: *sneaks up behid it* Yum, lunch. Oh wait, look at that smiley face. It obviously has Swift Swim and is smiling because it knows it can outspeed me. Dammit.
 
Lou Cypher said:
Or Mantykes reproduce insanely fast, thus keeping their species on a good level.
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Eh. . .it would have to be Mantines. If I remember correctly, Mantykes can't breed until they evolve, and it only says "area unknown" for Mantine's location. This is truly a conundrum! :)
 
i was playing emerald yesterday and i remembered something.

the kid in pacifi..uh, that floating town. he asks you what town you come from and the choices he gives you are YES and NO.

darn that kid
 
I remember the first time i caught a Combee. I named it Bee Fucked. Reminiscent of John Spartan's witty retort to the universal utopian greeting "Be well." in Demolition Man. Made me chuckle for a bit.
 
This doesn't have much to do with In-game features but it still does have something to do with D/P. I found it kinda funny when people start freaking out over cloned and/or hacked pokemon. I alway laughed when someone say something like "Don't trade me cloned pokemon" or something on that lines because I alway asked "how can you tell it's a clone in the first place?"
 
Since we're throwing other gens in the mix...

Ever tried putting the trendy phase in Dewford Town "Your Mother"? You get a LOT of twisted stuff that way.
 
Yeah, some of my friends like naming their red/blue characters obscene things and watching their (your) mom come out of the house screaming expletives.
 
Blizzard said:
Also, there's that sketchy girl who gives massages to Pokemon, and the girl who says you have to love your Pokemon. No, she means REALLY love them (so she says). And the people who love the feel of their Pokemon snuggled against them or whatever.
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You'd be surprised how many people want to tap Mewtwo.
 
Iron Thorn said:
And my Pidgeotto? I'd hit that!
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Dude, that's disgusting. I mean, come on. You two aren't even in the same bilogical class. If you're going to hit anything, make it Gardevoir, Froslass, or Lopunny. In case you didn't realize, I have way too much time on my hands.

I remembered this today: you know the little girl on Slateport beach? "Whether you're hot to trot, or cool cat not, chill at my papa's spot." How can you be cool cat not?
 
xD I LOL'D when a Worker in the Battle Tower said:"It was me who put up the buildings around these parts"

I was like ZOMG! You build them all by yourself O_O
 
Going along with the shopping posts:

You went MAGNET BOMB shopping and paid $777 including tax?
Wow, so now we're selling magnet bombs. Maybe that's what caused the power outage in sunnyshore.

Also, the elevator woman in the resort area. "To which floor may I take you? Floor 1 or floor 2?" OK, you get on an elevator to go to a different floor. If there's only two floors, you're obviously going to the other floor. I think all of the people in there are blondes with wigs or something.
 
I love the little you-can't-get-in-peasant-scum talk the Resort Lady gives you when you're not qualified to get in.

"Sniff...This is an exclusive establishment for only the cream of the crop." Or something like that.

Also the massage lady in Veilstone is extremely creepy.

"Which Pokémon needs a little love? Giggle!"
 
Masock-TM90 said:
I love the little you-can't-get-in-peasant-scum talk the Resort Lady gives you when you're not qualified to get in.

"Sniff...This is an exclusive establishment for only the cream of the crop." Or something like that.

Also the massage lady in Veilstone is extremely creepy.

"Which Pokémon needs a little love? Giggle!"
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*Attempts to enter Ribbon Club*

The lady says ". . .Sniff. . . I do apologize. This is an exclusive establishment open only to a select few. You might consider it a special stage for the cream of the crop. If you wish to enter, I suggest you start by collecting lots of Ribbons."

EDIT: About the massage lady:

"Oh, looking a little tired?. . .Oh, no, not you. I meant your Pokemon. If you'd like, I can give a massage to a Pokemon. Would you like that?"

I realized that something was suspicious, so I said "No!"

"Oh! Hey, I'm not doing anything shady. . ."

*Subjects Camerupt to massage*

"Camerupt looks dreamily content. . .
 
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