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Here's one that can fit under the insane...

Watching your Level 29 Lucario OHKO Cyrus' Level 46 Weaville with a single Focus Blast...and go first to boot!

WTH? That's not possible without a quick claw. Level 46 weavile with a -speed nature and no EV's or IV's in speed has a speed of 108. +Speed Lucario with 252 speed EV's and a 31 speed IV has a speed of 105.
 
I lol at your sig Priory Of Sion.

As I played through Peral, I notice some of the Galatic Grunts say something along the lines of "If I beat you, I will finally earn myself a Clefairy!" I loled. Instead of trying to do the immpossible for a preevolved pokemon that they'll never evolve, why don't they just go into a patch of grass and catch a Medicham or something?
 
lol, someone didn't bother looking in all the cities, or play the game? >.> there is a clearly marked religious center in Hearthome city, fly to the pokecenter and go south... like 14 steps, it's to the left.


loveable quotes include: "And there do I see my father. My son. My life, And there do I see nature. Pokemon. The world."

maybe it's a haiku? :o
 
About the daycare thing, I still find it funny how the Daycare man is sexually uneducated. "I wonder how it got there." Unless if he's trying to be nice to your little kid character in the game. XD

Actually, there's somebody in the game that says that the eggs just seem to appear and that nobody had ever seen a Pokemon lay an egg.
 
Because then it would be too good. That's like asking why doesn't Gyarados get Roost. It would be too good, and Gyarados doesn't have wings.

Gyarados is not a bird (or even a creature with wings), so it not getting Roost is understandable. However, Bronzong is a giant bell, and the Pokedex even acknowledges this. Don't get me started on Solrock and Lunatone's dubious movepools (Solrock can't learn Morning Sun, and Lunatone doesn't get Moonlight).
 
a while ago i was at the Battle Tower when this boy in a pikachu outfit comes out as my next rival and says: "Should I torment you?" xD I love Irony xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
 
There's a guy on the Battle Tower Island that gives you the item "Fresh Water." If you talk to him again he says this:

"Water is the wellspring of life. Having said that, no one knows where Pokemon originated."

I mean seriously, WTF?
 
My Slakoth "Likes to Run". As does my Octillery.

Meanwhile, my Gardevoir Likes to Thrash About and I have a Soundproof Mime Jr. who is Alert to Sounds.
 
Gyarados is not a bird (or even a creature with wings), so it not getting Roost is understandable. However, Bronzong is a giant bell, and the Pokedex even acknowledges this. Don't get me started on Solrock and Lunatone's dubious movepools (Solrock can't learn Morning Sun, and Lunatone doesn't get Moonlight).
And of course we can't forget ampharos without tail glow.
 
When I bet almost all the kids who watched the famous "Pikachu kills a Rhydon by attacking the horn" episode tried to do that on their Yellow at the Cinnibar Island Gym going, "WTF Pokemon lied."

Well, I could of happened >_>

Also when I was battling my Rival one time. "Rival sent out Starly!"

*has lvl. 20 somethin' Starly*

Me: WTF that was supposed to evolve a long time ago.

I forgot if it actually happened.
 
"Rowan's words echoed: [Player]! There's a time and place for everything! But not now".

The voice telling you when you used an item incorrectly has always made me chuckle, but the mental image of Rowan's gruff disembodied voice chiding me out of nowhere, especially with that abrupt "But not now", strikes me as especially funny.

Also, I'm not sure if anyone has remarked on how the player's mother is always sitting transfixed in front of the Contest Digest on TV. At least this time I wasn't surprised she took the news I was leaving on a Pokédex quest without batting an eyelash.
 
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