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my father told me that i would tire myself/Link if I kept spamming the roll while traversing through Hyrule.

now im left wondering if that was on purpose or if he said it innocently.
 
i should never lie and that telling the truth was always the best idea

ironically this turned me into a chronic liar.
 
I got another golden one, this time a bit lighter:

"It'll only take me five minutes to get ready to go!"

It's the one cute piece of fiction that he insists on telling me to this day.
 
I got another golden one, this time a bit lighter:

"It'll only take me five minutes to get ready to go!"

It's the one cute piece of fiction that he insists on telling me to this day.

ugh who hasn't been through this? up to this day it still lives.
 
I got another golden one, this time a bit lighter:

"It'll only take me five minutes to get ready to go!"

It's the one cute piece of fiction that he insists on telling me to this day.

Surely this is more Mum Logic? :P
 
That dinosaurs still exist, they are just invisible and always asleep.

I STILL WANT MY INVISIBLE PET T-REX, DAD

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oh i remember this joke from him

"what's long, hard, has hair and you can get milk from?"

imagine the awkward atmosphere
 
This thread is why dads are awesome. (Loved the xkcd)

Also people whining about dads lying to their kids...

You'll understand one day. You haven't trolled until you trolled in real life. (Your kids are a captive audience who believe everything you say and are easily excited/amused. Do the math.)
 
yeah well there's already a complaining thread for the MY DADS A DICK posts
 
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