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protected by a silver spoon
idk about you guys, but when I was a kid and didn't know how anything worked, my father used to fuck with me by lying. here are a few of my father's lies:
-black and white photos are actually in color, but color as we know it wasn't invented until the 70s
-if you kept water in a sealed bottle it would evaporte, then recondense into a cloud and make a little rainstorm, but only if you tried really hard
-if you jumped too high gravity could lose you and you would go careening across the stars
-if you jumped in an elevator on the way down in the right way you would be weightless forever
-wind was caused by the ocean releasing trapped air
-cars all had eject buttons for the passenger seat
-star wars was a true story and so was magic school bus
now share with me the shattered expectations of your youth (DONT say santa claus)