I got equal 3rd with hybrid.au.
Basically Standard Cup rules, lack of sleep clause but most importantly, not the gay commentator from the last tour. Thank god.
Metagross @ Choice Band
Meteor Mash, Declare Jihad, Earthquake, Bullet Punch
Breloom @ Toxic Orb
Spore, Focus Punch, Seed Bomb, Stone Edge
Latias @ Soul Dew
Calm Mind, Dragon Pulse, Recover, Roar
Blissey @ Leftovers
Seismic Toss, Ice Beam, Softboiled, Sing
Wobbuffet @ Lum Berry
Safeguard, Counter, Mirror Coat, Encore
Gyarados @ Focus Sash
Dragon Dance, Ice Fang, Earthquake, Taunt
I generally used Breloom, Metagross, and Latias, sometimes Gyarados over Latias.
Round 1: Wstfgl vs random kid
Ooo, I'm on the big screen. He sends out an Uxie and I decide to mess around, so I switch to Metagross to take the Yawn, switch to Latias to take a Confusion, switch to Metagross to take the Yawn...eventually I leave in Latias, get up a few Calm Minds, he sleeps the Latias and starts trying to kill the Latias with 4 Calm Minds and Soul Dew up with an Uxie. Latias wakes up and performs three public executions. it was a shiny Latias, so the crowd was on my side.
Commentator: Yes, he has the advantage, with his shiny Latias!
Random kid: Yeah, shinies always have more HP!
*Uxie does like 10 damage with Dream Eater*
Commentator: Yeah, shiny Latias has the advantage with extra HP!
Intercession
I see the almighty Steelicks and shake his hand, then disappear. A wasted opportunity to touch his penis, I know. But I got to pick on the generic fat kid from school, so it was worth it. (I didn't touch fat kid's penis)
Round 2: Wstfgl vs random kid
Breloom, Spore, Focus Punch, Spore, Focus Punch, Spore, Focus Punch, Wstfgl wins 3-0.
Round 3: Wstfgl vs random kid
He is afraid to face the shiny Latias and squeals when I play Breloom, retreating his Roserade as he "was not prepared for Fire pokemon". Breloom gets the Spore on the switchin Staraptor, respores the Roserade coming in (stupid Natural Cure), and spores the third pokemon, whatever it was. I eventually toss out Metagross and Meteor Mash his guys into the floor.
Round 4: Wstfgl vs Other Guy That Wstfgl Knows
I open with Breloom, he opens with the Queen of All Lesbians That Are Not Hot, Blissey. I spore it and he switches to the King of All Gays, Wobbufaggot. I spore it, his Lum Berry lights up, and he Encores. I proceed to Spore again, Spore again, he wakes up and Safeguards, and I start Sporing to no avail. He continues to Encore me just to piss me off but mistimes a Safeguard and I drop in a Spore. He switches and I get a Spore on the switchin.
Round 5: Wstfgl vs Top 8 Guy
I scout out his entire team, then when he gets to the DS he fucking SWITCHES CARTS and starts getting tips from some girl. Breloom puts Blissey to sleep, and the girl yells at him to switch. Hearing this, I spore the incomer. She tells him to not to switch this time so I Focus Punch and kill the Empoleon. So he goes to Blissey, she tells him to switch, and a Spore the incomer, and Focus Punch twice more for yet another Breloom sweep.
my predicting skillz are amazing rite.
Round 6: Wstfgl vs Top 4 Guy That Wstfgl Knows
I lead with Wobbuffet instead of Breloom this time, cutting Metagross from my team. That was very silly. He ends up sweeping me with a Swords Danced Weavile, I manage to sleep it, but it wakes up quickly and burns down the rest of my party.
I /wrists at my silly.
the end. of life.
Basically Standard Cup rules, lack of sleep clause but most importantly, not the gay commentator from the last tour. Thank god.
Metagross @ Choice Band
Meteor Mash, Declare Jihad, Earthquake, Bullet Punch
Breloom @ Toxic Orb
Spore, Focus Punch, Seed Bomb, Stone Edge
Latias @ Soul Dew
Calm Mind, Dragon Pulse, Recover, Roar
Blissey @ Leftovers
Seismic Toss, Ice Beam, Softboiled, Sing
Wobbuffet @ Lum Berry
Safeguard, Counter, Mirror Coat, Encore
Gyarados @ Focus Sash
Dragon Dance, Ice Fang, Earthquake, Taunt
I generally used Breloom, Metagross, and Latias, sometimes Gyarados over Latias.
Round 1: Wstfgl vs random kid
Ooo, I'm on the big screen. He sends out an Uxie and I decide to mess around, so I switch to Metagross to take the Yawn, switch to Latias to take a Confusion, switch to Metagross to take the Yawn...eventually I leave in Latias, get up a few Calm Minds, he sleeps the Latias and starts trying to kill the Latias with 4 Calm Minds and Soul Dew up with an Uxie. Latias wakes up and performs three public executions. it was a shiny Latias, so the crowd was on my side.
Commentator: Yes, he has the advantage, with his shiny Latias!
Random kid: Yeah, shinies always have more HP!
*Uxie does like 10 damage with Dream Eater*
Commentator: Yeah, shiny Latias has the advantage with extra HP!
Intercession
I see the almighty Steelicks and shake his hand, then disappear. A wasted opportunity to touch his penis, I know. But I got to pick on the generic fat kid from school, so it was worth it. (I didn't touch fat kid's penis)
Round 2: Wstfgl vs random kid
Breloom, Spore, Focus Punch, Spore, Focus Punch, Spore, Focus Punch, Wstfgl wins 3-0.
Round 3: Wstfgl vs random kid
He is afraid to face the shiny Latias and squeals when I play Breloom, retreating his Roserade as he "was not prepared for Fire pokemon". Breloom gets the Spore on the switchin Staraptor, respores the Roserade coming in (stupid Natural Cure), and spores the third pokemon, whatever it was. I eventually toss out Metagross and Meteor Mash his guys into the floor.
Round 4: Wstfgl vs Other Guy That Wstfgl Knows
I open with Breloom, he opens with the Queen of All Lesbians That Are Not Hot, Blissey. I spore it and he switches to the King of All Gays, Wobbufaggot. I spore it, his Lum Berry lights up, and he Encores. I proceed to Spore again, Spore again, he wakes up and Safeguards, and I start Sporing to no avail. He continues to Encore me just to piss me off but mistimes a Safeguard and I drop in a Spore. He switches and I get a Spore on the switchin.
Round 5: Wstfgl vs Top 8 Guy
I scout out his entire team, then when he gets to the DS he fucking SWITCHES CARTS and starts getting tips from some girl. Breloom puts Blissey to sleep, and the girl yells at him to switch. Hearing this, I spore the incomer. She tells him to not to switch this time so I Focus Punch and kill the Empoleon. So he goes to Blissey, she tells him to switch, and a Spore the incomer, and Focus Punch twice more for yet another Breloom sweep.
my predicting skillz are amazing rite.
Round 6: Wstfgl vs Top 4 Guy That Wstfgl Knows
I lead with Wobbuffet instead of Breloom this time, cutting Metagross from my team. That was very silly. He ends up sweeping me with a Swords Danced Weavile, I manage to sleep it, but it wakes up quickly and burns down the rest of my party.
I /wrists at my silly.
the end. of life.
