Drean Eater Gengar is at around 1.8%, and I think it's safe to say that's a candle.
Hustle Togekiss also catches my eye at 3.3%. There is exactly no reason to use Hustle Togekiss; you don't even get to say "b-b-but STAB Hustle Extremespeed!" any more.
For that matter, I'd be fine with "any ability but Serene Grace on Togekiss" as a candle. Super Luck is at 4.9%, and while it's more likely to produce results than Hustle (not a high bar) it's still totally luck-reliant. There's no niche it fills; there's no niche it can fill. Both abilities are totally at odds with any role Togekiss can actually play.
Togekiss can run FEAR. I actually did that when I was a n00b and wanted to troll with a FEAR team.















