I just started doing ubers like last week and have only lost like twice, with this shit I slapped together in like five minutes and made like two changes
Ubers is, without a doubt, the most dry, boring, uncreative meta in existence, and this is coming from an OU player
That also makes it hella easy to counterteam like half the shit here
without further ado:
THE RAPE TRAIN (Gastrodon) @ Leftovers
Ability: Storm Drain
EVs: 252 HP / 252 SDef / 4 Def
Calm Nature
- Scald
- Earth Power
- Toxic
- Recover
With everyone and their mother packing a Kyogre, in comes this bad boy, which Kyogre can't do shit to. Toxic stall biatches, that's the way to go. 1v1 this set even beats mega gengar lol
Chandelure @Leftovers Choice Scarf
Ability: Flash Fire
EVs: 252 SAtk / 148 HP / 108 Spe
Modest Nature
- Will-O-Wisp
- Hex
- Energy Ball Trick
- Fire Blast
Shiet, this thing is actually great in Ubers. It hard counters Genesect, checks a myriad of setup mons with Will-o-miss like normal Arceus, and most importantly MEGA BLAZIKEN. Which is pretty neat.
Edit: Added trick + Choice scarf to fuck with setup mons like that fucking deer
Scizor-Mega @ Scizorite
Ability: Technician
EVs: 40 Atk / 252 HP / 216 Def
Adamant Nature
- Bullet Punch
- Knock Off
- Swords Dance
- Roost
XERNEAS OP. So here's this thing. Priority bullet punch is obvs, and SD to actually dent shit here. Knock off is a plus.
Chansey (F) @ Eviolite
Ability: Natural Cure
EVs: 252 Def / 252 HP / 4 SDef
Bold Nature
- Thunder Wave
- Seismic Toss
-Wish Heal Bell
- Soft-Boiled
I don't like Blissey. It takes physical hits like a bitch. i don't give a shit about mega gengar, so here she is. Cleric shit, seismic toss shit. T wave shit
Clefable @ Leftovers
Ability: Unaware
EVs: 252 HP / 252 Def / 4 SDef
Bold Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Calm Mind
- Flamethrower
- Moonblast
- Moonlight
Unaware almost seems like a requirement here. Anyway, this bad boy is my answer to setup powerhouses that it's too late to do anything about. Like Arceus or Xerneas and all that jazz.
Hawlucha @ Power Herb
Ability: Unburden
EVs: 252 Spd / 252 Atk / 4 HP
Adamant Nature
- Sky Attack
- High Jump Kick
- Swords Dance
- U-turn
Because fuck you Mega Kangaskhan
Really though, Mega K is actually pretty annoying. This thing is a decent enough check. So here we are.
Tada, here's a thing I made. It should be losing a lot more than it is, y'all need creativity
Oh yeah ho-oh fucks this team pretty good, that's mildly problematic but yeah
TL;DR 10/10 team I am literally Jesus.
Ubers is, without a doubt, the most dry, boring, uncreative meta in existence, and this is coming from an OU player
That also makes it hella easy to counterteam like half the shit here
without further ado:
THE RAPE TRAIN (Gastrodon) @ Leftovers
Ability: Storm Drain
EVs: 252 HP / 252 SDef / 4 Def
Calm Nature
- Scald
- Earth Power
- Toxic
- Recover
With everyone and their mother packing a Kyogre, in comes this bad boy, which Kyogre can't do shit to. Toxic stall biatches, that's the way to go. 1v1 this set even beats mega gengar lol
Chandelure @
Ability: Flash Fire
EVs: 252 SAtk / 148 HP / 108 Spe
Modest Nature
- Will-O-Wisp
- Hex
-
- Fire Blast
Shiet, this thing is actually great in Ubers. It hard counters Genesect, checks a myriad of setup mons with Will-o-miss like normal Arceus, and most importantly MEGA BLAZIKEN. Which is pretty neat.
Edit: Added trick + Choice scarf to fuck with setup mons like that fucking deer
Scizor-Mega @ Scizorite
Ability: Technician
EVs: 40 Atk / 252 HP / 216 Def
Adamant Nature
- Bullet Punch
- Knock Off
- Swords Dance
- Roost
XERNEAS OP. So here's this thing. Priority bullet punch is obvs, and SD to actually dent shit here. Knock off is a plus.
Chansey (F) @ Eviolite
Ability: Natural Cure
EVs: 252 Def / 252 HP / 4 SDef
Bold Nature
- Thunder Wave
- Seismic Toss
-
- Soft-Boiled
I don't like Blissey. It takes physical hits like a bitch. i don't give a shit about mega gengar, so here she is. Cleric shit, seismic toss shit. T wave shit
Clefable @ Leftovers
Ability: Unaware
EVs: 252 HP / 252 Def / 4 SDef
Bold Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Calm Mind
- Flamethrower
- Moonblast
- Moonlight
Unaware almost seems like a requirement here. Anyway, this bad boy is my answer to setup powerhouses that it's too late to do anything about. Like Arceus or Xerneas and all that jazz.
Hawlucha @ Power Herb
Ability: Unburden
EVs: 252 Spd / 252 Atk / 4 HP
Adamant Nature
- Sky Attack
- High Jump Kick
- Swords Dance
- U-turn
Because fuck you Mega Kangaskhan
Really though, Mega K is actually pretty annoying. This thing is a decent enough check. So here we are.
Tada, here's a thing I made. It should be losing a lot more than it is, y'all need creativity
Oh yeah ho-oh fucks this team pretty good, that's mildly problematic but yeah
TL;DR 10/10 team I am literally Jesus.
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